| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? 17:47 - Mar 14 with 23295 views | sparks |
Was in Argos yesterday- and saw a delivery of Ebay Collection point stuff. Someone had seemingly found and ordered (on ebay) 6x9 packs of Andrex...
My outings so far today resulted in a complete failure to secure any flour in Tesco- which was also completely out of Baked Beans, Pitta Bread, Chinese starter snacks, toilet roll, and very very low on large sections of the freezer section. Loads of fresh fruit and veg though. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:22 - Mar 14 with 2906 views | sparks |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:20 - Mar 14 by Guthrum |
For hand-washing you could use gin - having a high alcohol content, should kill the virus. (and better than drinking the stuff). |
Not high enough alcohol is it? I have a box full of hand sanitiser I bought online a couple of years back so we are good for that.
Be safe South West folks- the hospital case I referred to in the other thread was in Keynsham... | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:22 - Mar 14 with 2903 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:20 - Mar 14 by Guthrum |
For hand-washing you could use gin - having a high alcohol content, should kill the virus. (and better than drinking the stuff). |
Disgusting comment. Thought better of you, Guthers. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:23 - Mar 14 with 2900 views | vapour_trail |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 18:38 - Mar 14 by footers |
Taking dumps at work is a desperate measure, Dubbers. Appreciate the sentiment but maybe just nick some bog roll to squeeze one out at home instead. |
Taking a dump on the mans time is one of life’s great pleasures. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:26 - Mar 14 with 2880 views | Guthrum |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:22 - Mar 14 by footers |
Disgusting comment. Thought better of you, Guthers. |
Never liked gin. Tastes too much like old-style furniture varnish for my liking. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:28 - Mar 14 with 2879 views | footers |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:26 - Mar 14 by Guthrum |
Never liked gin. Tastes too much like old-style furniture varnish for my liking. |
That reminds me of the fella who died from drinking varnish. The doctor said he had a good finish though. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:29 - Mar 14 with 2875 views | Guthrum |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:22 - Mar 14 by sparks |
Not high enough alcohol is it? I have a box full of hand sanitiser I bought online a couple of years back so we are good for that.
Be safe South West folks- the hospital case I referred to in the other thread was in Keynsham... |
Meths might be more effective, then. But not at all good for your hands.
Still tastes nicer than gin, tho. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:33 - Mar 14 with 2863 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
45 ..... having established a community wholefood/eco product bulk buying scheme we are always flush!! |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:37 - Mar 14 with 2849 views | jeera |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:16 - Mar 14 by sparks |
Bread flour is all gone.
However, the Mrs has just been out (she said to get a few bits and make sure she has chocolate / sugar for emergency diabetes sugar level purposes).
She came back with most of the shop in bags. We now have 5 loaves in the freezer, several bottles of milk and more pasta than you can shake a stick at.
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At least that takes away any meal planning disagreements. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:40 - Mar 14 with 2843 views | jeera |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:18 - Mar 14 by sparks |
I was joking- we have enough olive oil and balsamic. I avoid Brie because its fattening but a good brie and bacon sarnie is a joy. As is a baked camembert with some crusty rolls. [Post edited 14 Mar 2020 19:20]
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I forgot to list black grapes in my favourite snack list.
I too have balsamic in stock but am dangerously low on olive oil and rape seed too.
Note to self.
As for the bacon and brie - if there was ever a thing to live for. In warm granary and real butter. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:43 - Mar 14 with 2836 views | jeera |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:22 - Mar 14 by vapour_trail |
I did a shop with the boy this afternoon.
The following were unavailable
Hand sanitiser (obvs)
Ibuprofen
Anti bac cleaner
Anti bac wipes
Bleach
Plain flour
Peanuts
Eggs
Pasta, tinned tomatoes, butter, porridge and chocolate supplies were decimated.
The end is nigh friends. I’ll admit to over-buying wine. |
" I’ll admit to over-buying wine."
Not possible. No such thing. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:50 - Mar 14 with 2825 views | sparks |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:40 - Mar 14 by jeera |
I forgot to list black grapes in my favourite snack list.
I too have balsamic in stock but am dangerously low on olive oil and rape seed too.
Note to self.
As for the bacon and brie - if there was ever a thing to live for. In warm granary and real butter. |
White bread- from the sandwich shop near the courts in bristol. Hot bacon in the pannini grill. Big fat slices of fresh brie. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:54 - Mar 14 with 2820 views | brogansnose |
The Brogan household is currently up to 10 toilet rolls. I managed to get most of what I wanted in Waitrose apart from paracetemol and soap. Canned fish, pasta and pulses were non existent. According to neighbours Aldi and Tesco's shelves were bare.
Edit; plenty of flour for breadmaking too, albeit most of it was buckwheat and rye. Still, I'm upwardly mobile me. [Post edited 14 Mar 2020 19:56]
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:57 - Mar 14 with 2816 views | sparks |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:54 - Mar 14 by brogansnose |
The Brogan household is currently up to 10 toilet rolls. I managed to get most of what I wanted in Waitrose apart from paracetemol and soap. Canned fish, pasta and pulses were non existent. According to neighbours Aldi and Tesco's shelves were bare.
Edit; plenty of flour for breadmaking too, albeit most of it was buckwheat and rye. Still, I'm upwardly mobile me. [Post edited 14 Mar 2020 19:56]
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I'm rather ashamed to admit we counted 50 this afternoon.
I bought a 9 pack a few days ago for fear of getting caught by panic buyers.
Since then, the Mrs has bought a pack every time she has seen one... | |
| The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:58 - Mar 14 with 2799 views | vapour_trail |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:57 - Mar 14 by sparks |
I'm rather ashamed to admit we counted 50 this afternoon.
I bought a 9 pack a few days ago for fear of getting caught by panic buyers.
Since then, the Mrs has bought a pack every time she has seen one... |
Fifty? Fcking he’ll.
We have about 30, but that’s bog standard. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:02 - Mar 14 with 2787 views | sparks |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:58 - Mar 14 by vapour_trail |
Fifty? Fcking he’ll.
We have about 30, but that’s bog standard. |
There are 4 of us. And if I have a takeaway vindaloo, thats usually a roll's worth.... | |
| The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
(Sir Terry Pratchett) | | Poll: | Is Fred drunk this morning? |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:03 - Mar 14 with 2788 views | brogansnose |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:57 - Mar 14 by sparks |
I'm rather ashamed to admit we counted 50 this afternoon.
I bought a 9 pack a few days ago for fear of getting caught by panic buyers.
Since then, the Mrs has bought a pack every time she has seen one... |
Therein lays the problem, there is a tipping point where not being a panic buyer then becomes a position where you go without and potentially suffer accordingly. TBH, I wish I'd snaffled more earlier. | | | |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:27 - Mar 14 with 2756 views | jeera |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:58 - Mar 14 by vapour_trail |
Fifty? Fcking he’ll.
We have about 30, but that’s bog standard. |
I have 26 to myself.
But I usually do.
When I get an email offer; i.e. spend £70 and have a tenner off, I start the online shop and then run out of things I want, so use the rest on non-perishables. Like loo roll.
And kitchen roll.
And beer. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:33 - Mar 14 with 2747 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:57 - Mar 14 by sparks |
I'm rather ashamed to admit we counted 50 this afternoon.
I bought a 9 pack a few days ago for fear of getting caught by panic buyers.
Since then, the Mrs has bought a pack every time she has seen one... |
So you panic bought because you were worrying about people panic buying? People like you are the reason I couldn’t find a lemon this afternoon. And now the missus has the hump with me. |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:36 - Mar 14 with 2741 views | vapour_trail |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:27 - Mar 14 by jeera |
I have 26 to myself.
But I usually do.
When I get an email offer; i.e. spend £70 and have a tenner off, I start the online shop and then run out of things I want, so use the rest on non-perishables. Like loo roll.
And kitchen roll.
And beer. |
Like sparks, there are four of us.
You have the equivalent of 104.
Are they nice pleated ones? | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:37 - Mar 14 with 2740 views | jeera |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:36 - Mar 14 by vapour_trail |
Like sparks, there are four of us.
You have the equivalent of 104.
Are they nice pleated ones? |
I'm not gonna lie to you.
They are quilted. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:48 - Mar 14 with 2717 views | J2BLUE |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:33 - Mar 14 by Swansea_Blue |
So you panic bought because you were worrying about people panic buying? People like you are the reason I couldn’t find a lemon this afternoon. And now the missus has the hump with me. |
They have lemon trees in Sainsburys! |  |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:49 - Mar 14 with 2712 views | vapour_trail |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:37 - Mar 14 by jeera |
I'm not gonna lie to you.
They are quilted. |
Good man. | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:50 - Mar 14 with 2713 views | sparks |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 20:33 - Mar 14 by Swansea_Blue |
So you panic bought because you were worrying about people panic buying? People like you are the reason I couldn’t find a lemon this afternoon. And now the missus has the hump with me. |
I didn't. The Mrs did. Law unto herself.
But unfortunately- the logic of buying up stuff because other idiots will do so, is sound! | |
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| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 21:01 - Mar 14 with 2674 views | Sarge |
I have 4 rolls because I’m not thick enough to panic buy. Of course now I won’t be able to get any because most people are thick. Anyone with more rolls than they need should be shot. |  | | |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 21:05 - Mar 14 with 2671 views | longtimefan |
| Who has amassed the most bog roll?? on 19:22 - Mar 14 by vapour_trail |
I did a shop with the boy this afternoon.
The following were unavailable
Hand sanitiser (obvs)
Ibuprofen
Anti bac cleaner
Anti bac wipes
Bleach
Plain flour
Peanuts
Eggs
Pasta, tinned tomatoes, butter, porridge and chocolate supplies were decimated.
The end is nigh friends. I’ll admit to over-buying wine. |
Just got back from my weekly shop at local Tesco’s. All your unavailable list were unavailable along with Toilet rolls, any form of dried pasta, baked beans, paracetamol. Even breakfast cereals were looking pretty depleted. | | | |
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