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Christmas Confession Time 08:13 - Dec 19 with 17471 viewsKeno

Oh come y'all what are your Christmas Confessions. Mine

1, I have never watched Its a Wonderful Life

2, I dont like Mince Pies

3, I dont actually know what happened on boxing Day


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Christmas Confession Time on 11:47 - Dec 19 with 4404 viewsusm

Christmas Confession Time on 11:36 - Dec 19 by Lord_Lucan

1/ I don't like mince pies

2/ I love sprouts

3/ I prefer Goose but never have it because I am overruled. I fart like a bastard on Turkey.

4/ My daughter is 31 but acts like a 5 year old at Christmas and refuses to entertain the idea that Father Christmas doesn't exist.


"4/ My daughter is 31 but acts like a 5 year old at Christmas and refuses to entertain the idea that Father Christmas doesn't exist."


WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????????

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Christmas Confession Time on 11:52 - Dec 19 with 4394 viewsDyland

1) I love my family but they're a pain in the arris
2) I start drinking the red wine around 8am with the excuse I'm checking it's okay, but really it's because everyone's annoying me
3) Although I say it's the reason I'm not really seeing people I only see once a year when I go down the pub at midday, it's just to get away for half an hour.

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Christmas Confession Time on 11:52 - Dec 19 with 4393 viewsJ2BLUE

Christmas Confession Time on 11:15 - Dec 19 by wkj

I used to be a retail manager of a large store and they made us and staff come in at 1201am boxing d day morning. Utterly took the pish and if it wasn't so bloody engrained into our culture I feel boxing day trading should be banned.


Total c units. People having their Christmas stolen by having to be at work at some stupid time.

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Christmas Confession Time on 11:56 - Dec 19 with 4389 viewsJ2BLUE

Christmas Confession Time on 11:15 - Dec 19 by Reuser_is_God

Re No. 2 I think the consumer has to take some of the blame too.

On boxing day this year my GF & my sister are getting up at 4:30 to go to the bloody Next sale.


I agree 100%. I always say I will refuse to go in shops after 5pm Christmas Eve and on Boxing Day. Inevitably my mum will text me about 9pm saying can you quickly go to Tesco on Nacton Road and get some xxxxxxxxxxxxx' and i'll go in feeling like a right c unit. We could have done without whatever it is and if not, there are loads of non Christian owned newsagents open to get a carton of orange juice or whatever it is.

Boxing Day is slowly becoming like Black Friday after Thanksgiving. I bloody hate it.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:00 - Dec 19 with 4384 viewswkj

Christmas Confession Time on 11:56 - Dec 19 by J2BLUE

I agree 100%. I always say I will refuse to go in shops after 5pm Christmas Eve and on Boxing Day. Inevitably my mum will text me about 9pm saying can you quickly go to Tesco on Nacton Road and get some xxxxxxxxxxxxx' and i'll go in feeling like a right c unit. We could have done without whatever it is and if not, there are loads of non Christian owned newsagents open to get a carton of orange juice or whatever it is.

Boxing Day is slowly becoming like Black Friday after Thanksgiving. I bloody hate it.


Correct me if I'm wrong but I think boxing day sales predates black Friday in the uk; has it not been our largest sales day for many years? Still crap either way

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:03 - Dec 19 with 4381 viewsVic

I literally do none of the preparation for Christmas - the wife does it all.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:05 - Dec 19 with 4371 viewsJ2BLUE

Christmas Confession Time on 12:00 - Dec 19 by wkj

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think boxing day sales predates black Friday in the uk; has it not been our largest sales day for many years? Still crap either way


Has it? I always thought the shops were closed Boxing Day. Maybe when I was younger it was just more family focused and I didn't notice?

Interesting.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:07 - Dec 19 with 4364 viewswkj

Christmas Confession Time on 12:05 - Dec 19 by J2BLUE

Has it? I always thought the shops were closed Boxing Day. Maybe when I was younger it was just more family focused and I didn't notice?

Interesting.


I don't think the supers opened but high streets did and D F bloody S did for sure. I think it was gift voucher day or some such. I'm very tired; I might have made it all up in my head

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:08 - Dec 19 with 4356 viewsKieran_Knows

Christmas Confession Time on 11:15 - Dec 19 by Reuser_is_God

Re No. 2 I think the consumer has to take some of the blame too.

On boxing day this year my GF & my sister are getting up at 4:30 to go to the bloody Next sale.


They need their heads testing.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:16 - Dec 19 with 4331 viewsDeano69

1. I Love Christmas and go a bit OTT on mucking about, present, eating and drinking, but to me its literally 4 days Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day and day after (our go to Panto day), I dont like any of the build up and hate it when they play Christmas Songs on New Years Eve.

2. I love all the food except Mince Pies, Christmas Pud and Sage Stuffing

3. Those 4 Christmas days are the only highlight of Winter, dislike that entire season.

4. We always eat chocolate in bed while unwrapping presents, regardless what time we have been awoken.

5. I actually enjoy cooking the Christmas Dinner. This year we have decided not to bother with a starter as it always ruins the main course as everyone is already full, but instead add an enormous cheeseboard after dessert.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:21 - Dec 19 with 4312 viewsJ2BLUE

Christmas Confession Time on 12:16 - Dec 19 by Deano69

1. I Love Christmas and go a bit OTT on mucking about, present, eating and drinking, but to me its literally 4 days Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day and day after (our go to Panto day), I dont like any of the build up and hate it when they play Christmas Songs on New Years Eve.

2. I love all the food except Mince Pies, Christmas Pud and Sage Stuffing

3. Those 4 Christmas days are the only highlight of Winter, dislike that entire season.

4. We always eat chocolate in bed while unwrapping presents, regardless what time we have been awoken.

5. I actually enjoy cooking the Christmas Dinner. This year we have decided not to bother with a starter as it always ruins the main course as everyone is already full, but instead add an enormous cheeseboard after dessert.


Christmas songs after Christmas and decorations still being up in January really depress me. I don't care about this twelve days of Christmas nonsense. I do consider Christmas Eve - New Year's Eve one festive block but Christmas songs are for Christmas, not new year.

I also hate family events on New Year's Day. It's the new year, the festivities are over, it just feels forced and depressing.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:21 - Dec 19 with 4312 viewsITFC_Forever

I have always loved Christmas too.

I usually drive on Christmas Day.... me or the wife has to, and I choose to do so as no-one else we spend the day with (Parents in-law, my Mum, the kids) will have more than a couple of glasses of wine, so there's no point in drinking on my own.

I hate that Christmas dinner usually ends up being served at 2.30 / 3pm. I'm usually starving by then. And am then ready for the evening cold meats and cheese, but no-one else can be bothered.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:26 - Dec 19 with 4297 viewsGeoffSentence

1. I prefer Ipswich's bauble tree to the real one.

2. I love people's christmas lights, even the over the top ones for which there is a general obligation to say something like "oh, how tacky".

3. I think Chris De Burgh's 'A spaceman came travelling' is great.

Christmas really is the most wonderful time of the year, but totally agree with all those complaining about the early start and the commercialism of it all now. First Monday after November the 11th should be the point at which anyone, and especially the shops should be allowed any christmas nonsense.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:31 - Dec 19 with 4283 viewsRammo

1, I love mince pies and invariably end up eating far too many of them.

2, Whoever decided Elf On The Shelf was a good idea needs shooting as it's a right PITA coming up with clever things he can do!

3, The Christmas evening snacks are the worst part of the day as the cheeseboard always comes out and I hate cheese.......there, I said it!

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:34 - Dec 19 with 4273 viewsGeoffSentence

Christmas Confession Time on 12:31 - Dec 19 by Rammo

1, I love mince pies and invariably end up eating far too many of them.

2, Whoever decided Elf On The Shelf was a good idea needs shooting as it's a right PITA coming up with clever things he can do!

3, The Christmas evening snacks are the worst part of the day as the cheeseboard always comes out and I hate cheese.......there, I said it!


Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards a cure.

Now, get down to the supermarket and buy some babybels.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:39 - Dec 19 with 4250 viewsmonytowbray

1) I like everything about Christmas apart from the music...

2) ...APART FROM any number one from the Spice Girls, all bangers.

3) On the topic of music, I listen to this every Xmas day as tradition:



4) My family nicknamed me "Callis the Christmas C*nt" a few years ago based on my continual form for at least 5-6 years to get very drunk on Xmas Eve and be a total killjoy all morning. I've since calmed down a bit though as joking aside I think it did annoy my family a fair bit.

5) I once went to a work Xmas do in Norwich. Last thing I remember was saying "I really should start thinking about getting a train home" around 8pm. Next thing I woke up on the train platform at Chelmsford at 11pm with no memory of leaving the pub. I lived in Stowmarket at the time.

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Christmas Confession Time on 12:39 - Dec 19 with 4246 viewswkj

Christmas Confession Time on 12:34 - Dec 19 by GeoffSentence

Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards a cure.

Now, get down to the supermarket and buy some babybels.


That truly is the gateway cheese. I always wished they would make a grapefruit sized babybel - but I'm sure that would have made the obesity epidemic much worse. Got knows I'd be 40stone

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:08 - Dec 19 with 4181 viewsRammo

Christmas Confession Time on 12:39 - Dec 19 by wkj

That truly is the gateway cheese. I always wished they would make a grapefruit sized babybel - but I'm sure that would have made the obesity epidemic much worse. Got knows I'd be 40stone


So that's like the first step of the 4 step cheese rehabilitation programme then?

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:08 - Dec 19 with 4180 viewsPaganBlue

1. I have watched It's a Wonderful Life, and thought it the biggest pile of sappy toss I'd ever seen.

2. Although I'm apparently a fairly well-educated 'lady', TLA bought me a copy of the Viz annual for Christmas every year.

3. My Christmas tipple is Taboo (sickly peachy girly drink from the 80s).

4. A few years ago, I ate so much on Christmas Day I didn't have any room for booze, and actually cried.

I do know what happened on Boxing Day though.
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Christmas Confession Time on 13:13 - Dec 19 with 4167 viewsSwansea_Blue

Christmas Confession Time on 08:22 - Dec 19 by Burwell_Blue

1 - I spend too much on my kids

2 - I don't like Turkey. I prefer a Pheasant on Xmas day.

3 - I like to start on the booze around 10ish.


Apart from the peasants bit, agree entirely.

I'm having Xmas with my teetotal in laws and extended family. So if I can get a confession in now, it'll be that I'll be smuggling in a hip flask of something!

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:22 - Dec 19 with 4147 viewsKeno

Christmas Confession Time on 10:31 - Dec 19 by TIB

Hi, my name's TIB and these are my confessions...

1) Christmas Day I wake up and eat pigs in blankets in my pants

2) I used Amazon Add On items for Secret Santa gifts this year.

3) I use lager as a chaser for every mouthful of bread sauce I consume.


why do you keep pigs in blankets in your pants?

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:26 - Dec 19 with 4140 viewswkj

Christmas Confession Time on 13:22 - Dec 19 by Keno

why do you keep pigs in blankets in your pants?


Making sure the pigs go out with a bang

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:32 - Dec 19 with 4128 viewscarlisleaway

1. Hate Xmas Pies but love fresh sausage rolls

2. Always thought that Santa had it in for me if we did not get 3 points on Boxing Day

3. Hate the build up to Xmas especially the shopping, it has been great this year with both Saturdays in the build up Ipswich have been at home..

Hoo Hoo Merry Xmas everyone

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:33 - Dec 19 with 4127 viewsSpruceMoose

1) I forgot to get wkj the footspa he asked for

2) I've never received a better gift than Screwball Scramble

3) Going to my wife's family's place this year. I won't be able to be pished all day and I'm dreading it. Plus, there won't be any decent grub on offer.

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Christmas Confession Time on 13:37 - Dec 19 with 4106 viewswkj

Christmas Confession Time on 13:33 - Dec 19 by SpruceMoose

1) I forgot to get wkj the footspa he asked for

2) I've never received a better gift than Screwball Scramble

3) Going to my wife's family's place this year. I won't be able to be pished all day and I'm dreading it. Plus, there won't be any decent grub on offer.


Mate I get you... Americans blow their culinary load on thanksgiving and Christmas dinner always is atrocious. Ham? Meatballs in BBC sauce? Edge that I want my eggs Benedict; beef rib and trimmings and cheese board

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