| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:49 - Aug 30 with 4239 views | J2BLUE |
70 years.
Right feck it, i'm going early for my mid life crisis. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:52 - Aug 30 with 4227 views | Swansea_Blue |
A bit bizarre. Playing with the alcohol tab, changing from none to 14-21 units a week, increased my life expectancy by 3 years. Hurrah for beer! |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:52 - Aug 30 with 4223 views | Lord_Lucan |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:49 - Aug 30 by J2BLUE |
70 years.
Right feck it, i'm going early for my mid life crisis. |
I'm almost there. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:56 - Aug 30 with 4195 views | SE1blue |
88 years old!
I better start thinking of a better pension plan than scratch cards and inheriting from relatives. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:57 - Aug 30 with 4182 views | J2BLUE |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:56 - Aug 30 by SE1blue |
88 years old!
I better start thinking of a better pension plan than scratch cards and inheriting from relatives. |
Gambling? | |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:57 - Aug 30 with 4183 views | Kieran_Knows |
80 years old. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:12 - Aug 30 with 4133 views | J2BLUE |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:57 - Aug 30 by Kieran_Knows |
80 years old. |
I'll leave you all my assets, including the J2BLUE log in, the most valuable thing I own. | |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:14 - Aug 30 with 4123 views | Kieran_Knows |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:12 - Aug 30 by J2BLUE |
I'll leave you all my assets, including the J2BLUE log in, the most valuable thing I own. |
Looking forward to it already! | |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:16 - Aug 30 with 4114 views | Pendejo |
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Additional factors are a bit basic... I estimate my life expectancy to be no longer than this coming Sunday |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:18 - Aug 30 with 4106 views | factual_blue |
When you adjust Penny's lifespan for her prolonged incarceration, how long has she got left? |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:22 - Aug 30 with 4089 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:56 - Aug 30 by SE1blue |
88 years old!
I better start thinking of a better pension plan than scratch cards and inheriting from relatives. |
Unless you are over 50, I wouldn't worry too much. Retirement age will be over 88 by 2050. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:43 - Aug 30 with 4035 views | blue62 |
Wow 87, that will annoy the kids having to wait that long for their inheritance. |  | | |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 17:02 - Aug 30 with 4010 views | JoeSoap |
Might pass on this one.....
Literally. |  |
| “At first nothing will happen to us, and later on it will happen to us again.” |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 17:07 - Aug 30 with 3988 views | factual_blue |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 16:43 - Aug 30 by blue62 |
Wow 87, that will annoy the kids having to wait that long for their inheritance. |
It'll all be spent on your care home fees anyway. | |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 17:33 - Aug 30 with 3946 views | Pinewoodblue |
Long live beer. I apparently have another 16 years to go BUT if I were to give up alcohol I would die three years earlier. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 17:39 - Aug 30 with 3936 views | noggin |
30 years to go. ðŸºðŸºðŸº |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 17:40 - Aug 30 with 3932 views | TractorCam |
It only has 2 genders to pick from, boooooo!
78, right now i'm 22, hopefully we've been promoted by then.... |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 18:38 - Aug 30 with 3869 views | SonOfSpock |
Can't believe I've got another 42 years, am bored enough as it is. |  | | |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 18:40 - Aug 30 with 3865 views | linhdi |
74 and a bit. Need to keep up the weight loss regime. |  | | |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 19:04 - Aug 30 with 3821 views | pickles110564 |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 15:52 - Aug 30 by Lord_Lucan |
I'm almost there. |
Welcome back missed you, hope everything is ok? |  | | |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 19:12 - Aug 30 with 3817 views | eireblue |
Found the vegan factor tick box, 128. |  | | |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 19:24 - Aug 30 with 3803 views | SpruceMoose |
Apparently I died four years ago. |  |
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 19:27 - Aug 30 with 3795 views | Bluebell |
90.68 years.
Went up with the additional factors. I may have fibbed about the alcohol though.  |  | | |
| A little something to cheer y'all up on 23:01 - Aug 30 with 3689 views | Melford |
When I see these life expectancy things
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| A little something to cheer y'all up on 23:31 - Aug 30 with 3651 views | BrixtonBlue |
Utter nonsense.
Doing the additional factors (no fags or booze, high exercise) only gained me another 2.6 years! |  |
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