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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. 16:42 - Mar 14 with 31800 viewsSpruceMoose

List one manager who you do not want to replace Mick. I mean, this name has to be the absolute worst case scenario, but still realistic, so no point throwing Nigel Farage's hat into the ring.

I'll keep a note of selections, and when the new appointment is made, will announce the TWTD Unluckiest Poster of the Year Award. Winner gets a $15.99 + VAT gift card for Big Mike's Bar & Steakhouse, in beautiful downtown Maxbass, North Dakota.

I'm going with Sol Campbell.


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So far we have -

SpruceMoose ---Sol Campbell
wkj ---Steve McClaren
FinidiCentenary ---Paul Ince
Georgeitfc --- Malkay Mackay
Hoppy --- Steve Evans
Steve_M/Reuser is God/Jimmy86/hype313/Dubtractor ---Megson
SouperJim ---Brian Gunn
J2Blue ---Phil Brown
itfcjoe ---Aidy Boothroyd
King_of_Portman_Road ---Harry Redknapp
Mick_Knows ---Paulo Di Canio
StirlingArcher/Rommy ---Roy Keane
Artsbossbeard ---Nigel Pearson
WevegotJoeyGarner ---Simon Grayson
Mach ForeignBlue ---Owen Coyle
WarkTheWark ---Tim Sherwood
boroughblue ---Alex Pike
tractorboy2000 ---Steve Cotterill
TRUE_BLUE123 ---Gianfranco Zola
Facters ---Bryan Robson
ITFC Forever ---Danny Cowley
Keno/StowTractorBoy ---Glen Roeder
tractordownsouth ---Iain Dowie
J4ck22 ---Dave Jones
Pinewoodblue ---Sam Allardyce
Trequartista ---Terry Connor
deliasplums ---Alan Curbishley
JoeSoap ---Tony Adams
SE1blue ---Alan 'Chocolate' Pardew
HarryfromBath ---Graham Westley
jpring89 ---Gary Neville
pinewoodblueboy ---Roy Hodgson
ScottCandage ---Barry Fry
TractorCam ---Ryan Giggs
BlueBell ---Alex Neil
Swn98 ---Terry Butcher
wellsy700/Jeff_winger ---Alan Shearer
Eireannach_gorm ---Robbie Keane
Blue_Order ---Neil Lennon
RoyKeanesDog ---Shefki Kuqi
lowhouseblue ---Jimmy Bullard
Luk38644 ---Paul Merson
imsureazzure ---Farke
homer_123 ---Matt Holland
Kuqicoo ---Gordon Strachan
blue75 ---Neil Warnock
StockholmBlue ---Marcus Evans Player Manager
Josebadleg ---David Moyes
ShropshireBluenago09 --- Paul Hurst
osborne ---Mick Mills
3_5_2 ---Gary Tamplin
NBVJohn ---Ian Holloway
judespiveyg ---Luke Chambers Player Manager
Leo Muff ---Graeme Souness
blueblueburleymcgrew ---Ruud Gullit
CBMTOBWMMBG ---Alan Brazil
Guthrum ---Martin Allen
stainless ---George Burley
C_HealyIsAPleasure ---John Sitton
Snedders ---Karl Robinson
Chambeau ---Teddy Sheringham
Dyland ---Sven Goran Eriksson
Berkshire_Blue ---Jose Mourinho
BlueBadger ---John Barnes
SailorBlue ---David Platt
Swansea_Blue ---Brian McDermott
pointofblue ---Phil Parkinson
bontcho ---Craig Bellamy
jaykay ---Jamie Carragher
Y2Grae ---Ian Milne:Kit Boy/ Magic Sponge/ Player/ Manager role
goat_man ---Nigel Clough
mo_itfc ---Arsene Wenger
cobbolds/thecheek ---Glenn Hoddle
MonkeysChuff ---Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink
[Post edited 3 Apr 2018 20:44]

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:29 - Mar 14 with 2634 viewsLeoMuff

Graeme souness

The only Muff in Town.
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:31 - Mar 14 with 2622 viewsdickie

Mick McGiven back for a second bite of the cherry
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:31 - Mar 14 with 2623 viewsSpruceMoose

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:29 - Mar 14 by LeoMuff

Graeme souness


You mean you wouldn't love to see him burst onto the pitch at Carrow Road, waving a giant Town flag around before planting it in the centre circle?

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:32 - Mar 14 with 2622 viewshype313

Megson

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:35 - Mar 14 with 2613 viewsSpruceMoose

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:32 - Mar 14 by hype313

Megson


You're locked in for Megson.

The giftcard is now worth an appalling $3.9975 + VAT per diner in the event of a Megson victory.
[Post edited 14 Mar 2018 19:36]

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:35 - Mar 14 with 2614 viewsblueblueburleymcgrew

Ruud Gullit
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I live in North Dakota and I've never heard of Maxbass, North Dakota! (n/t) on 19:36 - Mar 14 with 2609 viewsScottCandage

I live in North Dakota and I've never heard of Maxbass, North Dakota! (n/t) on 17:37 - Mar 14 by SpruceMoose

Who better than you to win the prize then? I'm sure Maxbass is only merely hundreds of miles away for you to drive.


Only 153 miles away. Could be worse!
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:36 - Mar 14 with 2609 viewsSpruceMoose

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:35 - Mar 14 by blueblueburleymcgrew

Ruud Gullit


This is exactly the kind of left field madness we need to be wary of!

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I live in North Dakota and I've never heard of Maxbass, North Dakota! (n/t) on 19:37 - Mar 14 with 2608 viewsSpruceMoose

I live in North Dakota and I've never heard of Maxbass, North Dakota! (n/t) on 19:36 - Mar 14 by ScottCandage

Only 153 miles away. Could be worse!


Don't you folks in the fly over states drive that kind of distance just to visit your neighbour/get a burger?

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:51 - Mar 14 with 2581 viewshype313

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:35 - Mar 14 by SpruceMoose

You're locked in for Megson.

The giftcard is now worth an appalling $3.9975 + VAT per diner in the event of a Megson victory.
[Post edited 14 Mar 2018 19:36]


Why in dollars? Without being all Benters, would prefer sterling.

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:53 - Mar 14 with 2578 viewsSpruceMoose

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:51 - Mar 14 by hype313

Why in dollars? Without being all Benters, would prefer sterling.


I don't think they take Sterling in the steakhouses of deepest North Dakota.

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:54 - Mar 14 with 2577 viewsCBMTOBWMMBG

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:51 - Mar 14 by hype313

Why in dollars? Without being all Benters, would prefer sterling.


Has Alan Brazil been taken?

My childhood hero. Don’t want that tarnished
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:55 - Mar 14 with 2571 viewsSpruceMoose

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:54 - Mar 14 by CBMTOBWMMBG

Has Alan Brazil been taken?

My childhood hero. Don’t want that tarnished


The drunken blowhard is all yours!

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:55 - Mar 14 with 2570 viewsPinewoodblue

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 17:18 - Mar 14 by SpruceMoose

I admire your optimism that he would ditch Everton for us, but you got it!


Thought the idea was not to win. No way I want to see Alardyce anywhere near our club.

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:56 - Mar 14 with 2567 viewsSpruceMoose

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 19:55 - Mar 14 by Pinewoodblue

Thought the idea was not to win. No way I want to see Alardyce anywhere near our club.


You don't want to win ideally, that's why you get a giftcard if you do! But it's cheating to say someone who has no chance of getting it. Otherwise I'd have said Benters.
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 20:07 - Mar 14 with 2560 viewsGuthrum

Don't think anyone's had this one yet: Martin Allen

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 20:07 - Mar 14 with 2559 viewsstainless

George Burley
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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 20:25 - Mar 14 with 2549 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

John Sitton

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 20:35 - Mar 14 with 2538 viewsSnedders

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 20:46 - Mar 14 with 2523 viewsBerkshire_Blue

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 21:03 - Mar 14 with 2509 viewsBlueBadger

John Barnes.

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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 23:06 - Mar 14 with 2472 viewsSailorBlue

Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 18:43 - Mar 14 by wkj

We need to tack on another 6 pages to get that elusive Footballing 10 pager - We're gonna need more managers folks


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Ok. Here's the sweepstake you don't want to win. on 23:19 - Mar 14 with 2469 viewsSwansea_Blue

This is hard. Who knows where ME will go for the next one. I'm guessing another no nonsense type.....



drum roll............











*Brian McDermott*


Achieved promotion - check

Er, have there ever been any other criteria. Oh yeah, willingness to work under testing circumstances (he was manager of Leeds after all)


Edit - misread the "don't want to win" bit - this is my guess for who we could go for.
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