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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? 21:15 - Aug 28 with 3606 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

https://www.businessinsider.com/danish-bank-offers-mortgages-at-negative-interes

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 21:26 - Aug 28 with 3544 viewsGuthrum

The only catch being you have to be a Danish citizen, living in Denmark, in order to buy property there.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 21:32 - Aug 28 with 3507 viewsJ2BLUE

Wow. 20 year mortgage at 0%! 10 years at -0.5%!

Amazing.

Truly impaired.
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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:14 - Aug 28 with 3414 viewshomer_123

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 21:26 - Aug 28 by Guthrum

The only catch being you have to be a Danish citizen, living in Denmark, in order to buy property there.


And you'll be paying 50%+ in tax.

Which....by the by....we need to be paying here in the UK.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:21 - Aug 28 with 3398 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:14 - Aug 28 by homer_123

And you'll be paying 50%+ in tax.

Which....by the by....we need to be paying here in the UK.


and pay the mortgage fees, insurances and probably have to pay to have a bank account with them as well or something.

All these too-good-to-be-true offers have something about them that make them not too-good-to-be-true.

They may also be ruthless with repossessions or something as well.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:54 - Aug 28 with 3344 viewsElderGrizzly

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:14 - Aug 28 by homer_123

And you'll be paying 50%+ in tax.

Which....by the by....we need to be paying here in the UK.


Damn those Scandinavians with their high taxes and even better standard of living.
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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:58 - Aug 28 with 3337 viewsSwansea_Blue

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:14 - Aug 28 by homer_123

And you'll be paying 50%+ in tax.

Which....by the by....we need to be paying here in the UK.


But you’ll earn nearly double what you can earn here in the same job (based on my own experience of sample size of one!.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 23:03 - Aug 28 with 3318 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:21 - Aug 28 by Nthsuffolkblue

and pay the mortgage fees, insurances and probably have to pay to have a bank account with them as well or something.

All these too-good-to-be-true offers have something about them that make them not too-good-to-be-true.

They may also be ruthless with repossessions or something as well.


All that Quantatively Eased borrowed money sloshing around the system looking for yield....what could possibly go wrong! The canaries are positively screeching in the mine regardless of B$#$it


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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 23:31 - Aug 28 with 3295 viewsfactual_blue

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 21:26 - Aug 28 by Guthrum

The only catch being you have to be a Danish citizen, living in Denmark, in order to buy property there.


The first step should be a political unions with Denmark.


With them in charge.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 23:51 - Aug 28 with 3276 viewsfactual_blue

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:58 - Aug 28 by Swansea_Blue

But you’ll earn nearly double what you can earn here in the same job (based on my own experience of sample size of one!.


What is the Danish for Big Mac and Fries?

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 23:56 - Aug 28 with 3271 viewsSwansea_Blue

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 23:51 - Aug 28 by factual_blue

What is the Danish for Big Mac and Fries?


Hudryhurdyhurdy Big Mac og fries hurdyhurdyhurdy.


Or something like that. It was the missus who worked out there. I’d wake her up to ask her but for the inevitable kick in the plumbs.

Nice place, but they smoke a lot. That can’t be healthy.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 09:21 - Aug 29 with 3028 viewsnoggin

I love Denmark. The lifestyle is so much more laid back than in Norway.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 13:21 - Aug 29 with 2920 viewsWacko

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 21:26 - Aug 28 by Guthrum

The only catch being you have to be a Danish citizen, living in Denmark, in order to buy property there.


No you don't.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 13:24 - Aug 29 with 2909 viewswkj

Cant beat the lure of house prices in Burnley

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 13:57 - Aug 29 with 2877 viewsAtractorive

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 21:26 - Aug 28 by Guthrum

The only catch being you have to be a Danish citizen, living in Denmark, in order to buy property there.


I don't think that is right.
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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 14:11 - Aug 29 with 2842 viewsnoggin

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 13:21 - Aug 29 by Wacko

No you don't.


It is very difficult for foreigners to purchase property in Denmark. If it wasn’t, it would be full of Norwegians.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 14:42 - Aug 29 with 2815 viewsWacko

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 14:11 - Aug 29 by noggin

It is very difficult for foreigners to purchase property in Denmark. If it wasn’t, it would be full of Norwegians.


I live in Denmark and I know quite a few foreigners who own property. It's not hard at all. I'm on the list to buy an andel and no one has batted an eyelid

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 14:48 - Aug 29 with 2803 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 14:42 - Aug 29 by Wacko

I live in Denmark and I know quite a few foreigners who own property. It's not hard at all. I'm on the list to buy an andel and no one has batted an eyelid


but you are a resident and you are on a waiting list.

How easy would it be for a UK citizen to purchase property in Denmark without living there?

I still think there is likely a catch to the offer too. The article mentions fees specifically.

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:53 - Aug 29 with 2705 viewsWacko

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 14:48 - Aug 29 by Nthsuffolkblue

but you are a resident and you are on a waiting list.

How easy would it be for a UK citizen to purchase property in Denmark without living there?

I still think there is likely a catch to the offer too. The article mentions fees specifically.


I'm on a waiting list for an andel - an apartment in a kind of shared ownership block where the price is fixed much lower but you pay a monthly maintenance fee.

There are general rules to ensure you live in the property you buy, so if you buy you need to stay there. Here's a good guide:

https://medium.com/@marioscian/buying-an-apartment-in-denmark-as-a-foreigner-all

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Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 22:58 - Aug 29 with 2700 viewsjeera

Anybody fancy buying a house in Denmark? on 13:24 - Aug 29 by wkj

Cant beat the lure of house prices in Burnley


I dunno.

It might.

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