Worst lunch ever competition 14:51 - Aug 15 with 12928 views BrixtonBlue I win, surely? Today I had two almonds for lunch. Not even kidding. By order of my personal trainer last night, I had to have a big breakfast this morning... and then 2 almonds every 4 hours is all I'm allowed to eat until dinner. I think he might've been on a wind-up.
Worst lunch ever competition on 14:54 - Aug 15 with 3136 viewsSE1blue You've also won the worst personal trainer competition too.
Worst lunch ever competition on 14:55 - Aug 15 with 3130 viewsReuser_is_God Then you have the worst PT ever.
Worst lunch ever competition on 14:56 - Aug 15 with 3122 viewsElderGrizzly Just be careful in case he recommends £50 super-protein bangers and mash. Some idiot fell for that on here before
Worst lunch ever competition on 14:57 - Aug 15 with 3127 viewsjontysnut A lad I went to school with had two rounds of jam sandwiches and 4 cream crackers every day for 5 years
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:00 - Aug 15 with 3104 viewsitfcjoe On one of the Louis Theoux eating disorder programmes a lady, for a treat, used to lick a fruit pastille once a week, it was pretty sad really. The 2 almonds thing seems worse than not eating at all
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:01 - Aug 15 with 3100 viewsJ2BLUE What are you trying to achieve? What's the logic behind that?
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:02 - Aug 15 with 3087 viewsGlebeTractor What happens if you eat a different nut by accident? Would he cashew out?
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:03 - Aug 15 with 3084 viewsIllinoisblue Unless you chubbed up on Haribo why would you submit to such nonsense?
Login to get fewer adsWorst lunch ever competition on 15:03 - Aug 15 with 3080 viewsSE1blue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:02 - Aug 15 by GlebeTractor What happens if you eat a different nut by accident? Would he cashew out?
He's probably pecan through his window as we speak.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:05 - Aug 15 with 3071 viewsJ2BLUE Worst lunch ever competition on 15:02 - Aug 15 by GlebeTractor What happens if you eat a different nut by accident? Would he cashew out?
He'd be well pist-ach-io
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:05 - Aug 15 with 3069 viewsSE1blue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:01 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE What are you trying to achieve? What's the logic behind that?
Maybe they're are going to make a live version of Ice Age and he's auditioning to be Scrat.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:09 - Aug 15 with 3055 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure Ahahaha, please tell me you’ve paid £40+ an hour for that level of ‘advice’ too?
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:09 - Aug 15 with 3051 viewscaught-in-limbo No, you won't win. Someone here will have had huel.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:16 - Aug 15 with 3024 viewsfooters Oh dollerz.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 with 3024 viewsBrixtonBlue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:09 - Aug 15 by C_HealyIsAPleasure Ahahaha, please tell me you’ve paid £40+ an hour for that level of ‘advice’ too?
My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 with 3014 viewsJ2BLUE I regularly fast 16-18 hours. I downloaded a free app... What's the deal with the two almonds?
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 with 3011 viewsReuser_is_God Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.
Yes, your body shape will change when you're starving yourself.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:24 - Aug 15 with 2984 viewsBrixtonBlue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 by J2BLUE I regularly fast 16-18 hours. I downloaded a free app... What's the deal with the two almonds?
He said something about getting a bit of healthy fats (so not 100% fasting, but not much more). Almonds seem to be good for various reasons. I do wonder if he got the amount wrong! https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/9-proven-benefits-of-almonds#section1
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:24 - Aug 15 with 2977 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.
Did you exercise and have 2 almonds for lunch before?
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 with 2974 viewschicoazul I have fasted for 14 months now and lost 3 stone, a waist size, gone up a neck size, and gone down half a shoe size, and at no point whatsoever did I only eat 2 almonds for lunch. Eat whatever you want between the hours of 11 and 6 as long as you stay 10% under your daily recommended caloric intake. 2 almonds indeed, tut.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 with 2974 viewsSE1blue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:18 - Aug 15 by BrixtonBlue My body shape has transformed since using this particular trainer, so laugh all you want.
It's a good thing you're not moaning about your lunch then...
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 with 2972 viewsBrixtonBlue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:20 - Aug 15 by Reuser_is_God Yes, your body shape will change when you're starving yourself.
This is literally the first time I've done it and it's for one day.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:26 - Aug 15 with 2962 viewsBrixtonBlue Worst lunch ever competition on 15:24 - Aug 15 by C_HealyIsAPleasure Did you exercise and have 2 almonds for lunch before?
No.
Worst lunch ever competition on 15:27 - Aug 15 with 2945 viewsfooters Worst lunch ever competition on 15:25 - Aug 15 by chicoazul I have fasted for 14 months now and lost 3 stone, a waist size, gone up a neck size, and gone down half a shoe size, and at no point whatsoever did I only eat 2 almonds for lunch. Eat whatever you want between the hours of 11 and 6 as long as you stay 10% under your daily recommended caloric intake. 2 almonds indeed, tut.
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