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List of unacceptable songs... 10:29 - Nov 30 with 7150 viewsITFC_Forever

..following on from the other thread, let's have definitive list of songs that should be struck off the play list:

- Fashanu song (obviously).
- The famous Norwich City went to Rome to see the Pope (good song ruined by the last bit).
- Any other song that includes Delia being a wh*re or dying. (although the 10 more years bit isn't offensive to her as such).
- **** is a sh**hole and I want to go home (away games).
- Ironic "we've had a shot / got the ball" when we're doing so well in general.
- Norwich City we're coming for you
- We're the left side / right side.


I'm sure there are plenty of others....

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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:25 - Nov 30 with 1515 viewsmrfixit426

List of unacceptable songs... on 16:19 - Nov 30 by noubledooble

No one will hear you from your sofa sing what you want 🤣


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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:36 - Nov 30 with 1486 viewsCrayonKing

List of unacceptable songs... on 11:18 - Nov 30 by ITFC_Forever

And while I'm at it.... people really should make more of an effort to learn the other verses of EEJB. Another song that stops dead in its tracks because people are morons.
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or even just repeat the first verse!

Most of the time it's almost over before people have had a chance to join in!
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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:36 - Nov 30 with 1486 viewsKeno

List of unacceptable songs... on 10:47 - Nov 30 by artsbossbeard

My #1 pet hate is walking/standing v near someone who starts that godawful Blooooooo Army right into my ear.

Poxy chant.


Blooooooo Army!!!!!!!!!

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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:43 - Nov 30 with 1472 viewsgainsboroughblue

List of unacceptable songs... on 16:36 - Nov 30 by Keno

Blooooooo Army!!!!!!!!!


There is somebody who sits close to the press box that does a solo rendition of that. Can always pick it up when listening to RS.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:48 - Nov 30 with 1456 viewssantiagosentme

Agree with all apart from the Delia one. That's always a good laugh tbf.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:55 - Nov 30 with 1443 viewsPlums

List of unacceptable songs... on 13:14 - Nov 30 by Parky

Absolutely nothing wrong with the second one, got a good rendition last night. She’s a whoreeee.


She's 82 years old.
Grow up

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List of unacceptable songs... on 16:58 - Nov 30 with 1426 viewsFrimleyBlue

List of unacceptable songs... on 13:14 - Nov 30 by Parky

Absolutely nothing wrong with the second one, got a good rendition last night. She’s a whoreeee.


Even if that were true, why sing it when there are thousands of kids in the stadium

I got the singing in jest at the whole we have the ball stuff, but calling people whres is a bit strange for any person to find funny singing.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 17:05 - Nov 30 with 1401 viewsParky

List of unacceptable songs... on 16:55 - Nov 30 by Plums

She's 82 years old.
Grow up


Ageist, can still be a whore at 82.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 17:10 - Nov 30 with 1370 viewsMeadowlark

We're by far the finest team....
Hark now hear....
Is this a loibry....? (always makes me wonder if those singing it have ever been in a library?)
Georgie's lost his handbag. (Perhaps we don't sing this one anymore?)
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List of unacceptable songs... on 17:34 - Nov 30 with 1345 viewsOldFart71

To the Battle of Britain theme. We all hate Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds, Leeds and Leeds, we all fckin hate Leeds. Or You can stick your Yellow Budgie up your a*se, you can stick your Yellow Budgie, stick your Yellow Budgie, stick your Yellow Budgie up your a*se. Side ways.
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"Loibry", lovely stuff. (n/t) on 17:36 - Nov 30 with 1341 viewsBloots

List of unacceptable songs... on 17:10 - Nov 30 by Meadowlark

We're by far the finest team....
Hark now hear....
Is this a loibry....? (always makes me wonder if those singing it have ever been in a library?)
Georgie's lost his handbag. (Perhaps we don't sing this one anymore?)



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"Fook all..... on 17:37 - Nov 30 with 1342 viewsBloots

....you've never won fook all!"

So they have won something then?

Double negative twangers.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 17:38 - Nov 30 with 1338 viewsKeno

List of unacceptable songs... on 17:05 - Nov 30 by Parky

Ageist, can still be a whore at 82.


Only if she is 'entertaining' Wayne Rooney

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List of unacceptable songs... on 17:49 - Nov 30 with 1307 viewsSitfcB

List of unacceptable songs... on 16:55 - Nov 30 by Plums

She's 82 years old.
Grow up


Does anyone that sings that actually think that though?

Like, aren’t a lot of football songs just ‘banter’ - see also people getting their knickers in a twist over feed the scousers.

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List of unacceptable songs... on 17:56 - Nov 30 with 1282 viewsthatbdude

List of unacceptable songs... on 10:36 - Nov 30 by blueasfook

"No surrender to the IRA" - not really relevant since the Stormont agreement.


It's a proper odd song. Probably sung by the same group who scream "don't bring politics into football"

Not defending the IRA before you jump towards me all i'm saying is theres no need for it really

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List of unacceptable songs... on 18:18 - Nov 30 with 1249 viewsSheffordBlue

List of unacceptable songs... on 13:14 - Nov 30 by Parky

Absolutely nothing wrong with the second one, got a good rendition last night. She’s a whoreeee.


If she's present at the derby then I suspect that chant would meet the same bar as the one that got these two arrested.

https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/two-fans-arrested-f

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List of unacceptable songs... on 18:29 - Nov 30 with 1229 viewsexeterblue10

Who are ya.

Not offensive just utterly utterly lame and tedious (imho)
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List of unacceptable songs... on 18:30 - Nov 30 with 1210 viewsPlums

List of unacceptable songs... on 17:05 - Nov 30 by Parky

Ageist, can still be a whore at 82.


I imagine that was funny in your head. Pathetic and potentially libellous.

It's 106 miles to Portman Road, we've got a full tank of gas, half a round of Port Salut, it's dark... and we're wearing blue tinted sunglasses.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 18:30 - Nov 30 with 1210 viewsITFC_Forever

List of unacceptable songs... on 17:10 - Nov 30 by Meadowlark

We're by far the finest team....
Hark now hear....
Is this a loibry....? (always makes me wonder if those singing it have ever been in a library?)
Georgie's lost his handbag. (Perhaps we don't sing this one anymore?)


We’ve never sung by far the finest team….

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List of unacceptable songs... on 18:33 - Nov 30 with 1197 viewsTrequartista

From the river
To the sea
The Shotley Peninsula
Will be free

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List of unacceptable songs... on 20:10 - Nov 30 with 1131 viewsParky

List of unacceptable songs... on 18:30 - Nov 30 by Plums

I imagine that was funny in your head. Pathetic and potentially libellous.


Bet your life is fun.
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List of unacceptable songs... on 20:24 - Nov 30 with 1125 viewsDyland

"We've got the ball" because they liked Hull singing it, when we've actually had most of the possession.

Copycat thick useless canutebeaks, FOOK OFF!

arf :)

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List of unacceptable songs... on 20:27 - Nov 30 with 1120 viewsDyland

List of unacceptable songs... on 18:29 - Nov 30 by exeterblue10

Who are ya.

Not offensive just utterly utterly lame and tedious (imho)


Remember when fans sang that at Tooney when he scored a hat-trick. Bizarre, and rather idiotic innit.

FOOK OFF IDENTIKIT FOOKWITS!

arf

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List of unacceptable songs... on 20:34 - Nov 30 with 1109 viewsPlums

List of unacceptable songs... on 20:10 - Nov 30 by Parky

Bet your life is fun.


It's so much fun I don't need to verbally abuse a geriatric to get my kicks

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List of unacceptable songs... on 21:20 - Nov 30 with 1065 viewsnoubledooble

List of unacceptable songs... on 16:58 - Nov 30 by FrimleyBlue

Even if that were true, why sing it when there are thousands of kids in the stadium

I got the singing in jest at the whole we have the ball stuff, but calling people whres is a bit strange for any person to find funny singing.


Come to Portman road if you know where it is and start your own chant/song or comment on those around you until then I’m afraid your opinion is not valid. You have no right to comment on what people sing if you don’t even go to games. Your opinion on here is made so less valid because you don’t go to games do you not understand that?
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