| norwich being charged 21:35 - Feb 9 with 1966 views | jaykay |
with not trying and giving up after 68 minutes
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| norwich being charged on 22:11 - Feb 9 with 1759 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
If the authorities brought such charges, they would have been heavily sanctioned for each of their past few Premier participant seasons. |  |
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| norwich being charged on 22:14 - Feb 9 with 1735 views | NthQldITFC |
Not their fault. Never their fault. Always the referee's fault.
What happened was this:
The ref had lost his EFL regulation black plastic whistle, and decide to use his grandfather's 1950s silver whistle instead. So the night before he gave it a bloody good polish.
It wasn't until the 68th minute when Burnley couldn't be arsed to score any more goals (and were looking to save themselves for a tough upcoming match against a proper team), that Norwich were finally able to get close enough to a Burnley player to foul him.
The ref blew for the foul and booked Gavin Holt either for the foul and for being too fat and sweaty, I'm not sure. Captain Ullathorne ran over to protest the booking and getting close to the ref got dazzled by the sun reflecting off the shiny whistle.
This freaked him and his mates out because they have no experience of shiny metal things in that part of the world, particularly when it comes to silver in a football context. So they all ran over to the corner and stood there in a huddle and wouldn't come out to play again until Auntie Delia came over and gave them all a nibble on her pudding and a sip from her gin bottle.
That's what happened, and it was all the referee's fault as usual. Or VAR. |  |
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| norwich being charged on 22:22 - Feb 9 with 1656 views | Keno |
| norwich being charged on 22:11 - Feb 9 by Nthsuffolkblue |
If the authorities brought such charges, they would have been heavily sanctioned for each of their past few Premier participant seasons. |
They have hardly set the league alight lately |  |
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| norwich being charged on 22:25 - Feb 9 with 1633 views | Miaow |
| norwich being charged on 22:14 - Feb 9 by NthQldITFC |
Not their fault. Never their fault. Always the referee's fault.
What happened was this:
The ref had lost his EFL regulation black plastic whistle, and decide to use his grandfather's 1950s silver whistle instead. So the night before he gave it a bloody good polish.
It wasn't until the 68th minute when Burnley couldn't be arsed to score any more goals (and were looking to save themselves for a tough upcoming match against a proper team), that Norwich were finally able to get close enough to a Burnley player to foul him.
The ref blew for the foul and booked Gavin Holt either for the foul and for being too fat and sweaty, I'm not sure. Captain Ullathorne ran over to protest the booking and getting close to the ref got dazzled by the sun reflecting off the shiny whistle.
This freaked him and his mates out because they have no experience of shiny metal things in that part of the world, particularly when it comes to silver in a football context. So they all ran over to the corner and stood there in a huddle and wouldn't come out to play again until Auntie Delia came over and gave them all a nibble on her pudding and a sip from her gin bottle.
That's what happened, and it was all the referee's fault as usual. Or VAR. |
The thought of a nibble on Delia's pudding has left me greatly perturbed. |  |
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| norwich being charged on 22:55 - Feb 9 with 1514 views | Guthrum |
| norwich being charged on 22:14 - Feb 9 by NthQldITFC |
Not their fault. Never their fault. Always the referee's fault.
What happened was this:
The ref had lost his EFL regulation black plastic whistle, and decide to use his grandfather's 1950s silver whistle instead. So the night before he gave it a bloody good polish.
It wasn't until the 68th minute when Burnley couldn't be arsed to score any more goals (and were looking to save themselves for a tough upcoming match against a proper team), that Norwich were finally able to get close enough to a Burnley player to foul him.
The ref blew for the foul and booked Gavin Holt either for the foul and for being too fat and sweaty, I'm not sure. Captain Ullathorne ran over to protest the booking and getting close to the ref got dazzled by the sun reflecting off the shiny whistle.
This freaked him and his mates out because they have no experience of shiny metal things in that part of the world, particularly when it comes to silver in a football context. So they all ran over to the corner and stood there in a huddle and wouldn't come out to play again until Auntie Delia came over and gave them all a nibble on her pudding and a sip from her gin bottle.
That's what happened, and it was all the referee's fault as usual. Or VAR. |
Mind you, given it seems to have been our old friend Keith Stroud ... [Post edited 9 Feb 2023 22:55]
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| norwich being charged on 22:57 - Feb 9 with 1497 views | BlueBadger |
| norwich being charged on 22:11 - Feb 9 by Nthsuffolkblue |
If the authorities brought such charges, they would have been heavily sanctioned for each of their past few Premier participant seasons. |
Mate, they'd have been sanctioned for their whole existence. |  |
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| norwich being charged on 22:58 - Feb 9 with 1502 views | BlueBadger |
| norwich being charged on 22:22 - Feb 9 by Keno |
They have hardly set the league alight lately |
Throughout their 'history', the only thing they have ever set alight is one of their stands. [Post edited 10 Feb 2023 9:21]
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| norwich being charged on 07:46 - Feb 10 with 1072 views | Metal_Hacker |
| norwich being charged on 22:25 - Feb 9 by Miaow |
The thought of a nibble on Delia's pudding has left me greatly perturbed. |
I should imagine her "pudding" is more attuned to a soggy rice pudding |  |
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| norwich being charged on 08:52 - Feb 10 with 874 views | BlueBlood90 |
It's by far the weakest Championship for a lot of years and next season is going to be extremely competitive with the likes of Southampton, Everton/Leeds, Sheff Weds and hopefully us. I think their yo-yo days are over. |  |
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| norwich being charged on 08:54 - Feb 10 with 863 views | noggin |
| norwich being charged on 22:58 - Feb 9 by BlueBadger |
Throughout their 'history', the only thing they have ever set alight is one of their stands. [Post edited 10 Feb 2023 9:21]
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POTD. [Post edited 10 Feb 2023 8:54]
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| norwich being charged on 09:14 - Feb 10 with 800 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| norwich being charged on 07:46 - Feb 10 by Metal_Hacker |
I should imagine her "pudding" is more attuned to a soggy rice pudding |
Please stop. |  |
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| norwich being charged on 09:50 - Feb 10 with 707 views | GeoffSentence |
| norwich being charged on 22:55 - Feb 9 by Guthrum |
Mind you, given it seems to have been our old friend Keith Stroud ... [Post edited 9 Feb 2023 22:55]
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That puts it in a whole different light. I am almost sympathetic to the nodgers plight. As we all know, that ref is sometimes prone to make horrendous errors. |  |
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