Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... 09:33 - Jun 1 with 5892 views | Bloots | ....people that can't pronounce the word "ask/asked". Highlighted by Darren Bent on TalkSport this morning. When did "Arks" and "Arksed" become commonplace? He's not even "youth". | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:16 - Jun 1 with 1246 views | factual_blue |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:14 - Jun 1 by footers | I expected better from you than this cheap tap-in. And anyway, she's on fries. |
As Gary Lineker would say, it may be a tap-in, but it's still a goal. | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:20 - Jun 1 with 1241 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 09:55 - Jun 1 by clive_baker | My guess is it must be hard for Caribbeans to pronounce 'ask', with their accent. So I guess some of those UK born of Caribbean descent that grew up around that pronunciation (parents / grandparents etc) probably just learnt that as the way to say it. I might start using it. |
I was born in Tooting and lived there till 14, and "aksed" was definitely being used in the 60s by first-generation afro-caribbeans.. | |
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My pet peeve is people pointlessly baiting others... on 10:22 - Jun 1 with 1235 views | factual_blue |
My pet peeve is people pointlessly baiting others... on 09:55 - Jun 1 by Kropotkin123 | The English language hardly helps with pronunciation. 20 vowel sounds represented by 5 vowels + y, and they don't even bother to stick to their lanes. Consonants hardly perform better. X = KS. C pointlessly takes the place of S or K, unless it is followed by an H. Some words are just simply spelt wrong in the dictionary - Phoenix. No one can convince me that is correct. And then we are supposed to blame the kids for giving up on trying, when their schools are underfunded. But it's okay, we've elected another Etonian, as he just gets it. Says it like it is. A man of the people. So, I guess my pet peeve is people having pet peeves about consequences and not causes. [Post edited 1 Jun 2021 10:55]
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As George Bernard Shaw pointed out, you can spell fish as 'ghoti' gh, pronounced as in tough; o, pronounced as in women; and ti, pronounced as in nation. | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:24 - Jun 1 with 1232 views | Illinoisblue | Boiling my piss lately: Videos on YouTube being described as “rare footage” Parents who send their kid to football practice without a ball or a water bottle | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:24 - Jun 1 with 1226 views | Beckets | Repetitive use of lol in forum posts.... | | | |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:24 - Jun 1 with 1228 views | Vic | H pronounced Haych. Not a new thing, but always annoys me. What is wrong with people, it’s not even an accent things, it’s just wrong! | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:33 - Jun 1 with 1207 views | Lesta_Tractor |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 09:42 - Jun 1 by chicoazul | Could of |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:51 - Jun 1 with 1181 views | BasingstokeBlue |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:24 - Jun 1 by Vic | H pronounced Haych. Not a new thing, but always annoys me. What is wrong with people, it’s not even an accent things, it’s just wrong! |
And, ironically, a large proportion of people working in, or with, HR are culprits. Also, to avoid permanent teeth-grinding, never watch TV gameshows that require contestants to spell things out, e.g. Lingo - only about 1 in 20 contestants correctly say "aitch" and poor Adil Ray cannot decide for himself, when also deluged with "haitches". Rant over. | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:53 - Jun 1 with 1172 views | hoppy |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 09:55 - Jun 1 by footers | While we're on it, I've a new girl in my team who, like, says like, you know, like every other, like, word and it's, like, well annoying. |
Is she any good at summarising commentaries? | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:54 - Jun 1 with 1167 views | MattinLondon | People who use ASAP as an actual word. | | | |
I remember a story, although..... on 11:13 - Jun 1 with 1144 views | Bloots |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:24 - Jun 1 by Beckets | Repetitive use of lol in forum posts.... |
....it may be an urban myth, about an old girl that assumed LOL meant "Lots of Love". As a result she sent a text to a family member, consoling them on a recent death, by typing something like: "He will be sorely missed by us all, LOL" | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 11:14 - Jun 1 with 1140 views | Keno |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 10:54 - Jun 1 by MattinLondon | People who use ASAP as an actual word. |
That needs to be stopped ASAP. Lol | |
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Oh, and another one..... on 11:18 - Jun 1 with 1131 views | Bloots | ....people posting "selfies" on social media. When they aren't "selfies", they are photos! "Here's a selfie of me where I'm plainly standing about 10 foot away from the phone, so therefore I'm an idiot" | |
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I remember a story, although..... on 11:20 - Jun 1 with 1130 views | footers |
I remember a story, although..... on 11:13 - Jun 1 by Bloots | ....it may be an urban myth, about an old girl that assumed LOL meant "Lots of Love". As a result she sent a text to a family member, consoling them on a recent death, by typing something like: "He will be sorely missed by us all, LOL" |
That was also Cameron's defence when questioned on his LOLs to Rebekah Brooks. | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 11:26 - Jun 1 with 1086 views | Timefliesbyintheblue | Absolutely.... | | | |
Yeah, but what you have to remember is that.... on 11:44 - Jun 1 with 1073 views | Bloots |
I remember a story, although..... on 11:20 - Jun 1 by footers | That was also Cameron's defence when questioned on his LOLs to Rebekah Brooks. |
....he's a witless dong spasm of an individual. | |
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Uppie for the sentiment and inventive diss. on 11:47 - Jun 1 with 1070 views | footers |
Yeah, but what you have to remember is that.... on 11:44 - Jun 1 by Bloots | ....he's a witless dong spasm of an individual. |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 11:53 - Jun 1 with 1049 views | J2BLUE | lol someone needs to ark Phil to like, literally, lock this thread, like ASAP lol | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 11:58 - Jun 1 with 1022 views | Beckets |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 11:53 - Jun 1 by J2BLUE | lol someone needs to ark Phil to like, literally, lock this thread, like ASAP lol |
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Only eejts, perverts and deviants on 11:59 - Jun 1 with 1023 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Only eejts, perverts and deviants on 09:47 - Jun 1 by factual_blue | But you're not an eejit. |
..or a deviant... | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:03 - Jun 1 with 1008 views | The_Flashing_Smile | People who want to "reach out" in emails. | |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:16 - Jun 1 with 983 views | vilanovablue | People who don't understand the use of did and done is something which drives me nuts. | | | |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:18 - Jun 1 with 977 views | Bluespeed225 |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:03 - Jun 1 by The_Flashing_Smile | People who want to "reach out" in emails. |
We have a winner! ‘Reach out’ has seeped into the mainstream only in the last 2 years. Used to hear it on US shows a few years back, but unless your Levi’s Stubbs, it’s a diabolical phrase. If you say ‘my bad’ you should be executed on the spot. | | | |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:21 - Jun 1 with 960 views | Beckets |
Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:18 - Jun 1 by Bluespeed225 | We have a winner! ‘Reach out’ has seeped into the mainstream only in the last 2 years. Used to hear it on US shows a few years back, but unless your Levi’s Stubbs, it’s a diabolical phrase. If you say ‘my bad’ you should be executed on the spot. |
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Middle aged man pet peeves/annoyances..... on 12:23 - Jun 1 with 943 views | lowhouseblue | all use of the phrase "reaching out". urrrgghhhh. | |
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