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Posters as footballers 12:37 - Jun 25 with 11749 viewsfooters

Have we ever done this? Was having a chinwag with a ruminant mate of mine and he reckons he's a bit like Dennis Wise. Annoying little barsteward but you can't fault the quality...

Any more for any more?

I'll say Keno's had a bit of the Adeyemi about him recently, if you know what I mean.

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Posters as footballers on 12:39 - Jun 25 with 4200 viewsSpruceMoose

Hmmm SB is a Gary Linekar. Quality poster, love guy. Not sure how he feels about crisps though.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Posters as footballers on 12:40 - Jun 25 with 4196 viewsOldsmoker

Didn't we have a beligerent, drunk, 40-a-day smoker in our team once?
That would be me.

Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Posters as footballers on 12:40 - Jun 25 with 4196 viewsSuperblue95

Pecker - Teddy Bishop.

Burst on to the scene with lots of promise but lost his way due to injuries/illness. Next year is crucial

My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.
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Posters as footballers on 12:41 - Jun 25 with 4189 viewsSpruceMoose

Clearly I'm a Sergio Ramos type. King of sheethousery but you love him if he's on your team.

There's been a few Stan Collymore types on the forum this week though...
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Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Posters as footballers on 12:45 - Jun 25 with 4167 viewsJ2BLUE

Guthrum - Juan Mata - Nice guy, great contributor, loved by everyone.

itfcjoe- James Milner - consistently good, underrated and a cornerstone of the team

Dolly - Grant Holt - Loves a rumble, throwing himself to the floor and screaming for the ref

Rommers - Raheem Sterling - Young quality player with a section unfairly on his back for the wrong reasons

Truly impaired.
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Posters as footballers on 12:48 - Jun 25 with 4142 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 12:45 - Jun 25 by J2BLUE

Guthrum - Juan Mata - Nice guy, great contributor, loved by everyone.

itfcjoe- James Milner - consistently good, underrated and a cornerstone of the team

Dolly - Grant Holt - Loves a rumble, throwing himself to the floor and screaming for the ref

Rommers - Raheem Sterling - Young quality player with a section unfairly on his back for the wrong reasons


I'd say there's something of the Chopra about you J2!

Rommers is more of a Dozzell. Great potential, still developing, got some folk starting to question him.
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Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Posters as footballers on 12:48 - Jun 25 with 4139 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 12:40 - Jun 25 by Superblue95

Pecker - Teddy Bishop.

Burst on to the scene with lots of promise but lost his way due to injuries/illness. Next year is crucial


I miss Pecker.

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Posters as footballers on 12:51 - Jun 25 with 4124 viewsSE1blue

Phil is like Arsene Wenger.

Has built a good squad, the forum goes on a good run of form but then inexplicably implodes on what should be an easy weekend.

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Posters as footballers on 12:52 - Jun 25 with 4116 viewsJ2BLUE

Posters as footballers on 12:48 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

I'd say there's something of the Chopra about you J2!

Rommers is more of a Dozzell. Great potential, still developing, got some folk starting to question him.
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Rommers is way more Sterling than Dozzell.

I feel Chopra isn't a compliment.

Truly impaired.
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Posters as footballers on 12:52 - Jun 25 with 4107 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 12:52 - Jun 25 by J2BLUE

Rommers is way more Sterling than Dozzell.

I feel Chopra isn't a compliment.


Such a Chopra thing to say.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Posters as footballers on 12:53 - Jun 25 with 4106 viewsSE1blue

Posters as footballers on 12:41 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

Clearly I'm a Sergio Ramos type. King of sheethousery but you love him if he's on your team.

There's been a few Stan Collymore types on the forum this week though...
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I had you down as more of a Jimmy Bullard/Gazza.

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Posters as footballers on 12:54 - Jun 25 with 4096 viewslowhouseblue

Posters as footballers on 12:41 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

Clearly I'm a Sergio Ramos type. King of sheethousery but you love him if he's on your team.

There's been a few Stan Collymore types on the forum this week though...
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you're more the jimmy bullard.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Posters as footballers on 12:54 - Jun 25 with 4092 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 12:53 - Jun 25 by SE1blue

I had you down as more of a Jimmy Bullard/Gazza.


I don't drink nearly enough.

Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Poll: Selectamod

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Posters as footballers on 12:56 - Jun 25 with 4073 viewsSpruceMoose

Posters as footballers on 12:54 - Jun 25 by lowhouseblue

you're more the jimmy bullard.


Pipe down Jason McAteer
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Pronouns: He/Him/His. "Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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Posters as footballers on 12:58 - Jun 25 with 4046 viewsJ2BLUE

Posters as footballers on 12:54 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

I don't drink nearly enough.


*presses buzzer*

Things your missus says when asked about your marriage

Truly impaired.
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Posters as footballers on 12:58 - Jun 25 with 4046 viewsSuperblue95

Posters as footballers on 12:54 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

I don't drink nearly enough.


That sounds like something Gazza would say...

My hobbies include being quiet during trips, clapping with songs, and diabetes.
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Posters as footballers on 12:59 - Jun 25 with 4039 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 12:54 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

I don't drink nearly enough.


Is that my cue? Moments of sheer brilliance at times, would have to agree.

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Posters as footballers on 13:03 - Jun 25 with 4021 viewswkj

Ullaa is Ali Dia... Might have joined us on a blag but fondly regarded by most... Even Souness
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Crybaby
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Posters as footballers on 13:41 - Jun 25 with 3937 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Posters as footballers on 12:48 - Jun 25 by SpruceMoose

I'd say there's something of the Chopra about you J2!

Rommers is more of a Dozzell. Great potential, still developing, got some folk starting to question him.
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Sprucemoose - Kolo Toure. Often does something funny. Sometimes seems to lack control. Scores a fair few own goals


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Posters as footballers on 13:55 - Jun 25 with 3912 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Sprucemoose has to be Bebe.

Taken in off the streets, but failed to repay the faith shown in him.

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Posters as footballers on 14:00 - Jun 25 with 3908 viewsBrixtonBlue

Posters as footballers on 12:45 - Jun 25 by J2BLUE

Guthrum - Juan Mata - Nice guy, great contributor, loved by everyone.

itfcjoe- James Milner - consistently good, underrated and a cornerstone of the team

Dolly - Grant Holt - Loves a rumble, throwing himself to the floor and screaming for the ref

Rommers - Raheem Sterling - Young quality player with a section unfairly on his back for the wrong reasons


Oi!

I'm more Joniesta or Grealish. Undoubted quality but draws a lot of fouls.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Posters as footballers on 14:15 - Jun 25 with 3881 viewsfooters

I'd just point out there are still David Icke opportunities to be had.

I'm more a Graham Le Saux character - Guardian-reading [REDACTED] according to some, but generally a good egg.

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Posters as footballers on 14:22 - Jun 25 with 3865 viewsSE1blue

Posters as footballers on 14:15 - Jun 25 by footers

I'd just point out there are still David Icke opportunities to be had.

I'm more a Graham Le Saux character - Guardian-reading [REDACTED] according to some, but generally a good egg.


Haha.

Are you not more of a Jimmy Hill?

Keen eye for a joke and regarded fondly by the public, despite the odd bit of buffoonery and quirky bow tie?

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Posters as footballers on 14:23 - Jun 25 with 3860 viewsfooters

Posters as footballers on 14:22 - Jun 25 by SE1blue

Haha.

Are you not more of a Jimmy Hill?

Keen eye for a joke and regarded fondly by the public, despite the odd bit of buffoonery and quirky bow tie?


Chinny reckon.

P.S. Who should be allowed to wear a bow tie on the regular? Consultant doctors seem to be amongst the worst offenders.
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Posters as footballers on 14:26 - Jun 25 with 3847 viewsSE1blue

Posters as footballers on 14:23 - Jun 25 by footers

Chinny reckon.

P.S. Who should be allowed to wear a bow tie on the regular? Consultant doctors seem to be amongst the worst offenders.
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Valuers on the Antiques Roadshow I think.

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