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Richard Ayoade is from Ipswich
at 17:05 14 Sep 2019

I did not know that.
Sweary Bercow
at 19:22 10 Sep 2019

As the speaker of the house is leaving this twitter account is probably going to close.
Be warned - there is some swearing and if you're offended by this sort of language you should not click on the link.
The link is to a Poke page that lists about 20 odd tweets.
Sweary Bercow is NOT John Bercow.
Rods on MOTD
at 23:53 24 Aug 2019

Did anyone catch the rods flying around Villa park in the replays of villas first goal? The 18 yard line camera caught them but the main camera didn't.
If you don't know what a rod is, check this.

Lambert out...
at 16:52 24 Aug 2019

...on the lash tonight - and well deserved.
This has got to be Peak Trump
at 16:52 21 Aug 2019

He's finally lost it.
Trump promotes claim Jewish Israelis love him like he is ‘King of Israel and second coming of God'.

A new scenario to achieve a no-deal Brexit.
at 11:02 5 Aug 2019

If Johnson calls a General election at the end of September then Parliament is dissolved for 6 weeks. There would be no way the House of Commons could do anything to stop a no-deal Brexit on 31st Oct.
The HOC is back from summer recess on 3rd September which gives them just a 3 week window to do something.
Rees-Mogg using the Cricket win to play the Brexit card.
at 11:38 15 Jul 2019

He tweeted....
“A d..n close run thing, we clearly don’t need Europe to win… #CricketWorldCupFinal.”
and someone replied....
“Captained by an immigrant, batting led by an immigrant, fastest bowler an immigrant, leading all-rounder an immigrant, main spinner son of an immigrant.”
Eoin Morgan is Irish.
The tweet was stupid and so is Rees-Mogg.

Is this satirical name for Boris Johnson fair?
at 19:12 30 Jun 2019

After all, he might be our next PM.

Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake B*mboys Haircut Inconclusive-Cocaine-Event Wall-Spaffer F*ck-Business Get-Off-My-F*cking-Laptop Johnson
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at 13:13 25 Jun 2019

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A wise man once said.....
at 23:29 15 Jun 2019

Don't believe anything you read on the internet.
Except for that bit above.
Well OK, that bit too.
Real Madrid agree £88.5m for Hazard (n/t)
at 22:41 5 Jun 2019
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Tory Leadership
at 16:52 2 Jun 2019

I've just read an article in the independent discussing the runners and riders in the tory leadership contest. The article was posted an hour ago and names the 12 contenders as enough for a cricket team. I went back to the indy's main page and the top story - posted 27 mins ago - was the entry of Sam Gyimah (me neither) as the 13th candidate.
All this talk of "uniting the party" seems to be bogus if there are that many candidates.
However, it appears that 5 are genuine contenders and the other 8 are just in it to raise their profile. What a bunch of willy wavers.
Another Willy Joke
at 13:21 31 May 2019

2 guys leave the Steamboat at closing time and decide to relieve themselves in the harbour.
A bit cold tonight?
Yea, deep too.
New rules for next season
at 20:13 29 May 2019

I've just stumbled across this article

At first glance it seems if the referee gets in the way then its a drop ball if the ball went to the opposition.
+ goal kicks don't have to clear the area anymore - I like that.
+ Opposition can't stand in a defensive wall - I like that too.
Brexit extension beyond October 31st?
at 08:35 28 May 2019

Juncker said last week that he thought that the UK may ask for another extension because the new PM would need thinking time or have to decide quickly for no-deal, the WAB or revoke article 50.
With the Brexit party making up a large chunk of far-right malcontents in the EU parliament, the EU now wants shot of the UK and Farage. This will reduce the number of far-right populists within the EU parliament which suits the EU centre parties.
Those in the EU that can grant a further extension don't want to anymore.
That means if the next PM is for no-deal then a no-deal on Oct 31st will more than likely happen.

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Peak Hypocrisy
at 11:05 24 May 2019

Last week they were all saying she had failed, she was rubbish and she should go.
Now she's gone, the outpouring of tweets saying what a great, dignified and successful PM she was shows what a bunch of *******s they all are.
That Blub at the end
at 10:30 24 May 2019

where she almost burst into tears will be the picture on the front pages.
Not a good look.
Trump not coming
at 18:37 22 May 2019

Ian Duncan Smith reckons that Trump will "pull his trip" (not my words) because that's the week when a leadership contest is taking place.
Win-Win. Got rid of May and Trump.
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