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Now, you know I love a downvote as much as the next man, but there are some posters among us who feel these downvotes more keenly than most. I have been employed by Pecker as a kind of Guardian Angel if you will, aiming to keep his forum affairs in order while he recuperates. As such, this is my opening gambit in trying to obtain a little peace of mind for Pecker.
Pecker is one of these posters. Each downvote is like a stab to his heart, so I beg you, please do not downvote this man. He's not playing the same game as us. Each downvote causes him intense sadness, and since his grandchild cruely assaulted him, wounding his shoulder, he has enough on his hands.
Treat him gently and kindly, he's off hit t!ts half the time and needs extra protection from the rougher aspects of forum posting. J2, I know you love a downvote, but please, I beg of you, resist.
Thanks lovelies,
Sprucey.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 16:55 - Mar 22 by J2BLUE
As I told him, i'm easily amused and when he posted about downvotes with no explanation I couldn't resist.
You should consider some kind of software to restrict your more degenerate postings.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Put yourself in his shoes. How would you feel if you'd suffered a serious injury and were then subjected to brutal downvotes and incessant goading? TWTD should be a safe space for ALL Town fans. During Lent it's important we reach out and support those in need.
An upvote and a kind word don't cost anything ffs.
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footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 17:09 - Mar 22 by footers
Put yourself in his shoes. How would you feel if you'd suffered a serious injury and were then subjected to brutal downvotes and incessant goading? TWTD should be a safe space for ALL Town fans. During Lent it's important we reach out and support those in need.
An upvote and a kind word don't cost anything ffs.
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TWTD should be a safe space for ALL Town fans.
'safe space' - feck me.
Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 17:09 - Mar 22 by footers
Put yourself in his shoes. How would you feel if you'd suffered a serious injury and were then subjected to brutal downvotes and incessant goading? TWTD should be a safe space for ALL Town fans. During Lent it's important we reach out and support those in need.
An upvote and a kind word don't cost anything ffs.
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As always the Simpsons shows us the way with regards to Safe Spaces:
SB
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Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 17:50 - Mar 22 with 2476 views
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 17:35 - Mar 22 by StokieBlue
As always the Simpsons shows us the way with regards to Safe Spaces:
SB
Did you catch this one this morning....
"On an administrative note, though, anyone wanting to keep Corbyn in a meeting room next week should have an emotional support terrorist on standby to help him through the process."
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 17:51 - Mar 22 by footers
We would have made 1.3k today if you'd funded the short.
We could be doing that right now!
How much would I have had to give you?.......no don't listen to him......but think what you could do with the money.......but it's other peoples' misery........but a holiday.....
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 18:06 - Mar 22 by BanksterDebtSlave
How much would I have had to give you?.......no don't listen to him......but think what you could do with the money.......but it's other peoples' misery........but a holiday.....
We would have needed to put in £1.5k each to cover the exposure of the position.
Misery? The downturn was caused by your beloved Brexit, dear chap! ;-)
Anyway, I'm keeping Svetlana waiting.
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
I'm still trying to work out how old Sprucey is. Sometimes I think he could be an adult and then this comes along and I reckon about 14 years old. I've never div listed anyone but I'm close now. Getting so boring.
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Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 18:58 - Mar 22 by gtsb
I'm still trying to work out how old Sprucey is. Sometimes I think he could be an adult and then this comes along and I reckon about 14 years old. I've never div listed anyone but I'm close now. Getting so boring.
Your main mistake here is thinking anyone cares about what you think. You keep whining about your div list. Just do it, or shut the hell up!
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 18:58 - Mar 22 by gtsb
I'm still trying to work out how old Sprucey is. Sometimes I think he could be an adult and then this comes along and I reckon about 14 years old. I've never div listed anyone but I'm close now. Getting so boring.
Be like the reed in the river that bends yet does not break.
Zen, my friend.
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 19:08 - Mar 22 by gtsb
He's such a bore though.
I know, he's unbearable at times. I just try to ignore his childish comments and constant sh1tting all over threads. He'll get tired of doing it (hopefully!).
footers KC - Prosecution Barrister - Friend to all
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 19:08 - Mar 22 by gtsb
He's such a bore though.
For the love of God, div list me then! No one else needs to hear about it. What do you want? A pat on the back for your inability to cope?
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 19:12 - Mar 22 by footers
Everyone's allowed an opinion.
In my opinion there's more of the salad about you than the steak.
You know what I mean.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 19:13 - Mar 22 by gtsb
I'm struggling to cope with a glass of red in the recliner waiting for the football. I look forward forward to not reading your cr@p. Ta ta.
You'll be back. They always come back.
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country."
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