| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings 16:51 - Mar 22 with 6017 views | SpruceMoose |
Now, you know I love a downvote as much as the next man, but there are some posters among us who feel these downvotes more keenly than most. I have been employed by Pecker as a kind of Guardian Angel if you will, aiming to keep his forum affairs in order while he recuperates. As such, this is my opening gambit in trying to obtain a little peace of mind for Pecker.
Pecker is one of these posters. Each downvote is like a stab to his heart, so I beg you, please do not downvote this man. He's not playing the same game as us. Each downvote causes him intense sadness, and since his grandchild cruely assaulted him, wounding his shoulder, he has enough on his hands.
Treat him gently and kindly, he's off hit t!ts half the time and needs extra protection from the rougher aspects of forum posting. J2, I know you love a downvote, but please, I beg of you, resist.
Thanks lovelies,
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:46 - Mar 22 with 824 views | footers |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:44 - Mar 22 by J2BLUE |
No. I was only told this after the party. If I had known I would have faked my own death rather than attend. |
Out of interest, do you sport a mullet, wear plaid shirts and DMs? |  |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:47 - Mar 22 with 823 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:31 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Just to be clear Pecker. I will never allow you to penetrate me. That's not what this is. Ok? [Post edited 22 Mar 2019 20:33]
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I am married to a women and a very beautiful one at that. This is just cyber space loving. |  | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:49 - Mar 22 with 821 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:47 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
I am married to a women and a very beautiful one at that. This is just cyber space loving. |
Well I hope she's taking good care of your needs while your arm is out of action old boy! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:50 - Mar 22 with 821 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:26 - Mar 22 by J2BLUE |
Go fook yourself footers. |
No, no, no, I am not having that. I will see your "Fook yourself" and raise you a maggot infested sewer rat up your ar$e. | | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:52 - Mar 22 with 816 views | J2BLUE |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:50 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
No, no, no, I am not having that. I will see your "Fook yourself" and raise you a maggot infested sewer rat up your ar$e. |
I'm one of your biggest fans! |  |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:52 - Mar 22 with 816 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:50 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
No, no, no, I am not having that. I will see your "Fook yourself" and raise you a maggot infested sewer rat up your ar$e. |
Steady on Footers. No need for that. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:52 - Mar 22 with 815 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:49 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Well I hope she's taking good care of your needs while your arm is out of action old boy! |
She is in that department and my daughter is a nurse, so no worries. With my new buddies on here and my meds, I'm in a very happy place. Thanks for your concern. | | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:54 - Mar 22 with 808 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:52 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
She is in that department and my daughter is a nurse, so no worries. With my new buddies on here and my meds, I'm in a very happy place. Thanks for your concern. |
Not quite what I meant but I'm happy you're getting the odd sponge bath or two. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:55 - Mar 22 with 804 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:52 - Mar 22 by J2BLUE |
I'm one of your biggest fans! |
Oh my god. 3 new buddies. I am welling up here. I will be in your corner from now on. | | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:56 - Mar 22 with 795 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:55 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
Oh my god. 3 new buddies. I am welling up here. I will be in your corner from now on. |
Ffs man what are you doing? He was calling you a cnuut a couple of posts back! Crush Kill Destroy! | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:57 - Mar 22 with 791 views | J2BLUE |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:56 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Ffs man what are you doing? He was calling you a cnuut a couple of posts back! Crush Kill Destroy! |
No I wasn't! | |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:58 - Mar 22 with 790 views | footers |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:55 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
Oh my god. 3 new buddies. I am welling up here. I will be in your corner from now on. |
A true Christian man turning the other cheek, just as Jesus taught us. I feel we grow ever closer with each poster, Pecker.
Your humility is an inspiration. God bless, protect and keep you. | |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:58 - Mar 22 with 789 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:57 - Mar 22 by J2BLUE |
No I wasn't! |
Reading between the lines you were. I could tell. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:59 - Mar 22 with 785 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:56 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Ffs man what are you doing? He was calling you a cnuut a couple of posts back! Crush Kill Destroy! |
He was only playing. You have taught me well. I saw through it and saw that it was meant as a compliment. If they see you as a threat, it is a compliment oh overlord. | | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:00 - Mar 22 with 782 views | J2BLUE |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:58 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Reading between the lines you were. I could tell. |
I've always been a massive fan of pecker. | |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:00 - Mar 22 with 778 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 20:59 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
He was only playing. You have taught me well. I saw through it and saw that it was meant as a compliment. If they see you as a threat, it is a compliment oh overlord. |
Good job. So now follow it up with a J2 related insult. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:03 - Mar 22 with 760 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:00 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Good job. So now follow it up with a J2 related insult. |
That would make it personal, oh great one. I cannot do personal. You have found my week spot. | | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:04 - Mar 22 with 755 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:03 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
That would make it personal, oh great one. I cannot do personal. You have found my week spot. |
Then you are of no use to the leftybumfest. I'm cutting you loose.
Now I know how Mr Miyagi felt when the Karate Kid failed him. [Post edited 22 Mar 2019 21:06]
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:05 - Mar 22 with 747 views | J2BLUE |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:04 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Then you are of no use to the leftybumfest. I'm cutting you loose.
Now I know how Mr Miyagi felt when the Karate Kid failed him. [Post edited 22 Mar 2019 21:06]
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How dare you insult Pecker by calling him a lefty? | |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:05 - Mar 22 with 747 views | footers |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:04 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Then you are of no use to the leftybumfest. I'm cutting you loose.
Now I know how Mr Miyagi felt when the Karate Kid failed him. [Post edited 22 Mar 2019 21:06]
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Are you not a man of God? | |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:06 - Mar 22 with 746 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:05 - Mar 22 by footers |
Are you not a man of God? |
Um... No? | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:07 - Mar 22 with 743 views | Pecker |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:04 - Mar 22 by SpruceMoose |
Then you are of no use to the leftybumfest. I'm cutting you loose.
Now I know how Mr Miyagi felt when the Karate Kid failed him. [Post edited 22 Mar 2019 21:06]
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I had better leave it for now, I am totally tripping. Nighty night all. It has been great fun. | | | |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:08 - Mar 22 with 739 views | J2BLUE |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:07 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
I had better leave it for now, I am totally tripping. Nighty night all. It has been great fun. |
C ya Pecker, take care. | |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:08 - Mar 22 with 737 views | SpruceMoose |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:07 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
I had better leave it for now, I am totally tripping. Nighty night all. It has been great fun. |
Leave your gun and your badge at the reception desk on your way out. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:10 - Mar 22 with 730 views | footers |
| Public Service Announcement regarding Pecker's Feelings on 21:07 - Mar 22 by Pecker |
I had better leave it for now, I am totally tripping. Nighty night all. It has been great fun. |
God speed, Pecker. x | |
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