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Caption Contest... 17:13 - Jul 30 with 889 viewsSpruceMoose


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Caption Contest... on 17:14 - Jul 30 with 872 viewsGeoffSentence

You'd never guess what we did with these in the Bullingdon Club.

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Caption Contest... on 17:17 - Jul 30 with 855 viewsfooters

Boris chokes the chicken while two BBWs watch.

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Caption Contest... on 17:19 - Jul 30 with 839 viewsSpruceMoose

Caption Contest... on 17:17 - Jul 30 by footers

Boris chokes the chicken while two BBWs watch.


Makes a change. Going by recent events he's probably more familiar with choking BBWs.

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Caption Contest... on 17:26 - Jul 30 with 822 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Boris Johnson - A Pheasant Plucker

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Caption Contest... on 18:01 - Jul 30 with 785 viewswkj


#CockadoodleMeToo!

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Caption Contest... on 18:13 - Jul 30 with 764 viewsfactual_blue

I shagged one of these when I was in the bullingdon club, but only because cameron got to the pig first.

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Caption Contest... on 18:13 - Jul 30 with 762 viewsPlums

Blimey, Rocky’s no longer the biggest cock in the barn

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Caption Contest... (n/t) on 18:55 - Jul 30 with 729 viewsstickymockwell


Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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Caption Contest... on 18:58 - Jul 30 with 722 viewsDarth_Koont

Prize cock.

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Caption Contest... on 19:11 - Jul 30 with 699 viewsBlueBadger

'Look at that massive c0ck'

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Caption Contest... on 19:39 - Jul 30 with 670 viewsgiant_stow

You'll fit me like a glove.

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Caption Contest... on 19:42 - Jul 30 with 663 viewsOldsmoker

Get off my laptop.

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