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So I gather the world is run 16:34 - Jul 5 with 2140 viewsfactual_blue

By a cabal of Jewish, anti-monarchist vegans.

But which end should you eat a boiled egg from: the narrow pointy end, or the wider end?

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So I gather the world is run on 16:36 - Jul 5 with 2129 viewsfooters

I don't eat eggs, but as the pointy bit comes out first I would suppose it would be about a second less fresh.
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So I gather the world is run on 16:38 - Jul 5 with 2116 viewsSwansea_Blue

Depends which end is at the top.


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So I gather the world is run on 16:40 - Jul 5 with 2105 viewsfactual_blue

So I gather the world is run on 16:38 - Jul 5 by Swansea_Blue

Depends which end is at the top.


What all this about JewsNews then? Log off for a few hours to justify earning a wage and it seems we’ve all gone a bit Jeremy Corbyn



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So I gather the world is run on 16:59 - Jul 5 with 2077 viewspimballwizard

I did consider answering only to your title message in view of Trumps impending visit to the right side of the pond next week.

Boiled egg wise I reckon you should stay away from the crown and chop about half an inch off each end just to be sure.

still working on the vegan bit.
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So I gather the world is run on 17:36 - Jul 5 with 2015 viewsm14_blue

According to a YouTube video I saw, boiled eggs are actually flat anyway.

This whole 'oval' myth is what the illuminati want you to think.

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So I gather the world is run on 18:19 - Jul 5 with 1963 viewsWeWereZombies

So I gather the world is run on 17:36 - Jul 5 by m14_blue

According to a YouTube video I saw, boiled eggs are actually flat anyway.

This whole 'oval' myth is what the illuminati want you to think.

Flipping sheeple


So if eggs are flat and the Earth is egg shaped (due to being slightly elongated at the poles), why do the Flat Earth Society get so worked up?

Or is it a case of ordering boiled and being served poached?
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So I gather the world is run on 18:43 - Jul 5 with 1948 viewsSwansea_Blue

So I gather the world is run on 18:19 - Jul 5 by WeWereZombies

So if eggs are flat and the Earth is egg shaped (due to being slightly elongated at the poles), why do the Flat Earth Society get so worked up?

Or is it a case of ordering boiled and being served poached?
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Eh? Can’t unscramble that, sorry.

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So I gather the world is run on 18:47 - Jul 5 with 1943 viewsKeno

I didn't realise the Illuminati ate based in Afghanistan

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So I gather the world is run on 18:59 - Jul 5 with 1933 viewsWeWereZombies

So I gather the world is run on 18:43 - Jul 5 by Swansea_Blue

Eh? Can’t unscramble that, sorry.


Bit overcooked I suppose, I never make my eggs over easy

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So I gather the world is run on 21:24 - Jul 5 with 1888 viewsfactual_blue

So I gather the world is run on 18:47 - Jul 5 by Keno

I didn't realise the Illuminati ate based in Afghanistan


Nobody has spotted the Dean Swift allusion, have they?

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So I gather the world is run on 21:34 - Jul 5 with 1871 viewsKeno

So I gather the world is run on 21:24 - Jul 5 by factual_blue

Nobody has spotted the Dean Swift allusion, have they?


No it was too fast

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So I gather the world is run on 21:38 - Jul 5 with 1864 viewsStNeotsBlue

So I gather the world is run on 21:24 - Jul 5 by factual_blue

Nobody has spotted the Dean Swift allusion, have they?


Fair play to Nobody for spotting that.
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So I gather the world is run on 22:01 - Jul 5 with 1841 viewsOldsmoker

Oh pur...lease.
The world is run by lizards.
Everyone knows that - just ask fruitcake David Icke.

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So I gather the world is run on 22:10 - Jul 5 with 1826 viewsjeera

So I gather the world is run on 22:01 - Jul 5 by Oldsmoker

Oh pur...lease.
The world is run by lizards.
Everyone knows that - just ask fruitcake David Icke.


I like fruitcake.

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So I gather the world is run on 06:25 - Jul 6 with 1736 viewsWeWereZombies

So I gather the world is run on 21:24 - Jul 5 by factual_blue

Nobody has spotted the Dean Swift allusion, have they?


Is that the eat your babies during famines thing, then?

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So I gather the world is run on 07:59 - Jul 6 with 1714 viewssolemio

So I gather the world is run on 21:24 - Jul 5 by factual_blue

Nobody has spotted the Dean Swift allusion, have they?


Is that Dean Swift the former St Albans City winger, or the author of Gullible's Traverse?
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