| FGR team in my hotel 18:57 - Feb 17 with 3337 views | boroughblue |
So the Forest Green squad have just turned up in the hotel room I’m staying in, some of the squad are on my floor and think the room next door to me might be their players too.
So…
What can I do to help us out for tomorrow?
Any requests? 🤔🤪 |  | | |  |
| FGR team in my hotel on 18:58 - Feb 17 with 3302 views | SheffordBlue |
You're not part of a Bagpipe band in need of some late night practice by any chance are you? | |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:00 - Feb 17 with 3282 views | boroughblue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 18:58 - Feb 17 by SheffordBlue |
You're not part of a Bagpipe band in need of some late night practice by any chance are you? |
Bagpipes are in the car, my vuvuzela is in my suitcase though… | | | |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:04 - Feb 17 with 3237 views | Kentish_Tractor |
You're sharing a ROOM with them?!
In that case have a late meal, down a load of pints, and snore your arse off! | |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 with 3229 views | BiGDonnie |
Hitting a fire alarm at 3am wouldn't be a bad idea... |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 with 3231 views | positivity |
secretly swap out their quorn burgers for beef.
the meat sweats will get them and they'll be more lethargic tomorrow! | |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:07 - Feb 17 with 3197 views | FrimleyBlue |
Sing Ed sheeran songs all night. |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:12 - Feb 17 with 3181 views | boroughblue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:04 - Feb 17 by Kentish_Tractor |
You're sharing a ROOM with them?!
In that case have a late meal, down a load of pints, and snore your arse off! |
Good spot 😂
I have a tendency for taking up a lot of the bed tbf, and I’m a snorer after a few pints… | | | |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:13 - Feb 17 with 3178 views | boroughblue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 by positivity |
secretly swap out their quorn burgers for beef.
the meat sweats will get them and they'll be more lethargic tomorrow! |
Head chef was talking to some guy from the club as I got here, I’ll slip him £50 to give them a dodgy lasagna Spurs style… | | | |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:14 - Feb 17 with 3170 views | BrianTablet |
Hide their bus, so they can't park it tomorrow. [Post edited 17 Feb 2023 19:26]
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:21 - Feb 17 with 3067 views | Illinoisblue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 by BiGDonnie |
Hitting a fire alarm at 3am wouldn't be a bad idea... |
And risk an angry Big Dunc coming at you? Good luck! |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:25 - Feb 17 with 3046 views | boroughblue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:21 - Feb 17 by Illinoisblue |
And risk an angry Big Dunc coming at you? Good luck! |
I love my club, willing to take one for the team if it means 3 pts, hope you’d all do the same [Post edited 17 Feb 2023 19:28]
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| FGR team in my hotel on 19:39 - Feb 17 with 2952 views | Chondzoresk |
Start a big bar b b q…fat juicy steaks, hog roast….they’ll love that. |  | | |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:58 - Feb 17 with 2848 views | JackNorthStand |
Hold a lighter up to the fire detectors in your room. | | | |
| FGR team in my hotel on 20:01 - Feb 17 with 2825 views | Swansea_Blue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 by BiGDonnie |
Hitting a fire alarm at 3am wouldn't be a bad idea... |
And laxatives in their drinks |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 20:26 - Feb 17 with 2686 views | BLUEBEAT |
Kidnap the goalkeepers |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 20:30 - Feb 17 with 2674 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
Hope they don't stay up too late disturbing your sleep so that you are fresh to enjoy watching us beat them fairly and squarely tomorrow.
Who am I kidding? Buy big Dunc loads of beer and then tell him what wonderful players Dalgleish and Lennon, Liverpool and Celtic generally were and how Rangers deserved all the punishment they got and then pick a fight with him. I am assured he can't land a single punch once he has had plenty to drink.*
* This whole comment is entirely fictitious and should not in any way be acted upon and I and twtd bear no responsibility for any injury and loss incurred by taking this as literal advice. |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 20:55 - Feb 17 with 2514 views | ParisBlue |
Buy a toaster and bread, go out drinking, come back, put the toast on, fall asleep, burn the toast.
Always a winner... |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 09:05 - Feb 18 with 1710 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 20:26 - Feb 17 by BLUEBEAT |
Kidnap the goalkeepers |
On recent form, we aren't going to trouble the goalkeepers.
Its the midfield that wants kidnapping. |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 09:15 - Feb 18 with 1661 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
Christ - what’s it come to that we need to contemplate dirty tricks to beat forest green at home? This isn’t the Evans era!
(For clarity I appreciate it’s all lighthearted- aren’t they all vegan anyway so they’ll be out of energy by half time anyway *ducks incoming angry vegans*} | | | |
| FGR team in my hotel on 09:28 - Feb 18 with 1605 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 09:15 - Feb 18 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Christ - what’s it come to that we need to contemplate dirty tricks to beat forest green at home? This isn’t the Evans era!
(For clarity I appreciate it’s all lighthearted- aren’t they all vegan anyway so they’ll be out of energy by half time anyway *ducks incoming angry vegans*} |
There were no dirty tricks in the Evans era. Unless Olympic tickets were involved. | |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 09:38 - Feb 18 with 1540 views | Pinewoodblue |
| FGR team in my hotel on 09:15 - Feb 18 by SuperKieranMcKenna |
Christ - what’s it come to that we need to contemplate dirty tricks to beat forest green at home? This isn’t the Evans era!
(For clarity I appreciate it’s all lighthearted- aren’t they all vegan anyway so they’ll be out of energy by half time anyway *ducks incoming angry vegans*} |
Don’t think you can have ducks and vegans in same sentence. |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 09:41 - Feb 18 with 1512 views | chicoazul |
Careful not to burgle Duncan Fergusons room. |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 09:56 - Feb 18 with 1421 views | tractordownsouth |
Offer out Big Dunc for a scrap |  |
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| FGR team in my hotel on 10:29 - Feb 18 with 1296 views | hoppy |
| FGR team in my hotel on 09:05 - Feb 18 by Cheltenham_Blue |
On recent form, we aren't going to trouble the goalkeepers.
Its the midfield that wants kidnapping. |
Seems not in the spirit of the game to have more than one goalkeeper to trouble? |  |
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