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Your joke of the year 21:47 - Dec 31 with 1699 views

As we come to the end of another crappy year on all fronts let's cheer ourselves up with some jokes.
What's been your favourite joke this year? (No Boris Johnson replies please)
Here's my effort for what it's worth:

Man goes into a shop and buys 2 eggs, a banana and an apple. He goes to the checkout to pay and the cashier rings them up, looks at him and says 'I bet you're single'
He replies as a matter of fact I am. How did you know?
She says.......... because you're ugly.

Stupid I know but it's MY kind of stupid.
Happy new year all.

Your joke of the year on 22:11 - Dec 31 with 1633 views

hoppy

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Your joke of the year on 22:14 - Dec 31 with 1634 views

Oldsmoker

A skydiver lands in a field.
As he's gathering up his parachute a man approaches him.
"Where am I ?" asks the parachutist.
"You're in a field" says the man.
"You're an accountant aren't you?"
"Yes, but how did you know?"
"What you've told me is 100% correct and bloody useless"

	Don't believe a word I say. I'm only kidding. Or am I?
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Your joke of the year on 22:45 - Dec 31 with 1554 views

noggin

Stop your pet worm getting lonely by cutting it in half.

Happy New Year TWTD.

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Your joke of the year on 23:38 - Dec 31 with 1477 views

stickymockwell

My wife accused me of loving football more than her.
"OK I said, open your legs and I'll show you".
And then I nutmeged her

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Your joke of the year on 23:45 - Dec 31 with 1450 views

xrayspecs

Your joke of the year on 22:11 - Dec 31 by hoppy
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Your joke of the year on 23:46 - Dec 31 with 1447 views

xrayspecs

Absolute proof that facemasks save lives.

I’m at a New Years party with my girlfriend, and so far my wife hasn’t recognised me

Your joke of the year on 23:50 - Dec 31 with 1427 views

Melford

Where do Spanish postmen come from?

Parcelona.

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Your joke of the year on 02:10 - Jan 1 with 1316 views

mikeybloo88

My mate is quite poorly in hospital having had an operation to cure his premature ejaculation. I called his wife tonight to see how he is. “Too early to say” she said “it’s still touch and go”.

Your joke of the year on 06:21 - Jan 1 with 1234 views

BlueForYou

England cricket team batting department

Your joke of the year on 09:07 - Jan 1 with 1127 views

jontysnut

Your joke of the year on 23:38 - Dec 31 by stickymockwell
My wife accused me of loving football more than her. "OK I said, open your legs and I'll show you". And then I nutmeged her

My wife accused me of loving Only Fools and Horses more than her. In fact she threatened to leave and asked me what I'd do. I said 'I'll get the suitcase from the van..'

Your joke of the year on 10:02 - Jan 1 with 1051 views

hatch

I stole a rabbit last week.

And then I had to make a run for it

Your joke of the year on 10:06 - Jan 1 with 1040 views

NthQldITFC

Your joke of the year on 22:11 - Dec 31 by hoppy
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