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Ban politics on the forum. 10:28 - Dec 10 with 4712 viewsActionMan

Make Ipswich Town Great Again.

Simple.

I'm sure the Labour Party has its own forum.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 12:29 - Dec 10 with 681 viewshomer_123

Ban politics on the forum. on 12:26 - Dec 10 by GavTWTD

I didn't expect anything less but hoped for so much more.


You've just eloquently described being a Town fan Gav.

Ade Akinbiyi couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo...
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Ban politics on the forum. on 12:30 - Dec 10 with 678 viewsNewcyBlue

Ban politics on the forum. on 12:26 - Dec 10 by GavTWTD

I didn't expect anything less but hoped for so much more.


That’s not very nice Gav. That’s borderline abuse.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 12:30 - Dec 10 with 677 viewsPinewoodblue

Action Man has left the building. R.I.P.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 12:56 - Dec 10 with 660 viewswkj

Yiu can imagine the shock when I opened my browser after my commute to discover that I had Infact not been banned. Classic case of the bullies getting away with it while the humble honest man gets punished.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:36 - Dec 10 with 636 viewsGeoffSentence

Ban politics on the forum. on 12:56 - Dec 10 by wkj

Yiu can imagine the shock when I opened my browser after my commute to discover that I had Infact not been banned. Classic case of the bullies getting away with it while the humble honest man gets punished.


You might have got away with this but you aren't out of the woods yet, remember he could report you to the club.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:41 - Dec 10 with 632 viewsBullardsMagicMullet

Well said, RIP TWTD.

Fake football forum, full of parody accounts and first world woke problems.

Going to be a melt down on here Friday with lots of hand wringing.

Flounce when ITFC lose, flounce about brexit and flounce about Trump.
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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:43 - Dec 10 with 620 viewsDanTheMan

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:41 - Dec 10 by BullardsMagicMullet

Well said, RIP TWTD.

Fake football forum, full of parody accounts and first world woke problems.

Going to be a melt down on here Friday with lots of hand wringing.


You literally just posted on a politics thread...

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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:44 - Dec 10 with 621 viewsSteve_M

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:41 - Dec 10 by BullardsMagicMullet

Well said, RIP TWTD.

Fake football forum, full of parody accounts and first world woke problems.

Going to be a melt down on here Friday with lots of hand wringing.


" first world woke problems"

Do you mean like the OP who had a massive blub about people posting things on the internet and then insulted everyone in sight?

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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:48 - Dec 10 with 610 viewsBullardsMagicMullet

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:44 - Dec 10 by Steve_M

" first world woke problems"

Do you mean like the OP who had a massive blub about people posting things on the internet and then insulted everyone in sight?


No I mean posters complaining about Hotels not having free shower gel or shampoo.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:49 - Dec 10 with 604 viewsfooters

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:48 - Dec 10 by BullardsMagicMullet

No I mean posters complaining about Hotels not having free shower gel or shampoo.


Seems to me that moaning about politics gives you reason to be here. You should be thankful you have a place to vent.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 13:50 - Dec 10 with 597 viewsSteve_M

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:48 - Dec 10 by BullardsMagicMullet

No I mean posters complaining about Hotels not having free shower gel or shampoo.


Were you triggered by that thread then?

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Ban politics on the forum. on 14:11 - Dec 10 with 577 viewswkj

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:41 - Dec 10 by BullardsMagicMullet

Well said, RIP TWTD.

Fake football forum, full of parody accounts and first world woke problems.

Going to be a melt down on here Friday with lots of hand wringing.


So pretty much a general tab version of most late saturday afternoons on the footie tab? TWTD is alive and well!

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Ban politics on the forum. on 14:34 - Dec 10 with 557 viewsjeera

Ban politics on the forum. on 13:41 - Dec 10 by BullardsMagicMullet

Well said, RIP TWTD.

Fake football forum, full of parody accounts and first world woke problems.

Going to be a melt down on here Friday with lots of hand wringing.


Wtf are you talking about?

Are you yet another who needs to be informed there are separate tabs for you to vet your interests?

And haven't you, with no prompting, posted religious views on here, mostly judging other posters [again!]?

Where's the tab for that exactly?
[Post edited 10 Dec 2019 14:55]

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Absolutely ridiculous on 14:54 - Dec 10 with 534 viewsjeera

Absolutely ridiculous on 11:43 - Dec 10 by Dyland

Crusty cheapo bloomer, butter, overdone bacon, tomato ketchup. The end.

I'll let off people who want a bit of pepper.


I do have some sympathy with this as it goes.

I grew up thinking breakfast was a couple of bacon rolls from Noel's van on Bury market and couldn't for years think of a better way to start the day. Washed down with copious amounts of tea of course. Butter wasn't necessary as the surplus oil would fill the role of lubricant.

There's a fair shout for bacon rolls to be as crude as possible - pretty much as you describe - and for there not to be any attempts to refine them in any way.


Some time down the line though, after trying varying degrees of bacon based efforts from other establishments (most were poor in comparison) I was introduced to a different type of bacon breakfast which came from a sandwich shop in Diss.

These were large granary baps, big feckers that had to be cut in half.

The owner would put the oven on low at 5am when she got into work and fill it with trays of streaky bacon. Hours of slow lovely crispiness...

Inspired by this memory I've just been to the bakers and bought some large granary rolls and have had streaky bacon cooking away under the grill.

Thanks Action Guy. You are a star.
[Post edited 10 Dec 2019 15:04]

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Ban politics on the forum. on 14:56 - Dec 10 with 535 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Ban politics on the forum. on 11:01 - Dec 10 by PhilTWTD

Indeed, and those that make threats to report us to the club regarding "cyber-bullying" when asked to stop!


Probably should have read further through the thread before spuriously reporting a post about reporting abuse, for abuse

Apologies

(And I see someone else had already done that gag later too!)

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Ban politics on the forum. on 14:59 - Dec 10 with 531 viewsjaykay

i always find it amazing how the right wing trolls have a melt down and blow up.
are they one and the same
1 action man
2 grimboy
3 never_lose_the_faith
4 frownslarry or something like that
5 blue oyster
6 pit boss taxi man etc

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Ban politics on the forum. on 15:00 - Dec 10 with 525 viewsHerbivore

Ban politics on the forum. on 14:56 - Dec 10 by C_HealyIsAPleasure

Probably should have read further through the thread before spuriously reporting a post about reporting abuse, for abuse

Apologies

(And I see someone else had already done that gag later too!)



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Ban politics on the forum. on 15:04 - Dec 10 with 517 viewswkj

Ban politics on the forum. on 14:59 - Dec 10 by jaykay

i always find it amazing how the right wing trolls have a melt down and blow up.
are they one and the same
1 action man
2 grimboy
3 never_lose_the_faith
4 frownslarry or something like that
5 blue oyster
6 pit boss taxi man etc


I am pretty sure at least two of those names are the same person.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 15:05 - Dec 10 with 514 viewsEwan_Oozami

Ban politics on the forum. on 11:19 - Dec 10 by bluelagos

It is quite a bizarre position that the club are responsible for our well being.

But I'll go for leg massage - they have physios so can't see how they can refuse.


With our injury record? You'll be crocked for months..

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Ban politics on the forum. on 15:05 - Dec 10 with 511 viewskinnockers

Ban politics on the forum. on 15:04 - Dec 10 by wkj

I am pretty sure at least two of those names are the same person.


I'm not sure about that.

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Ban politics on the forum. on 15:08 - Dec 10 with 501 viewsPhilTWTD

Ban politics on the forum. on 12:25 - Dec 10 by Herbivore

I've been tempted by a few in this thread for bantz, but I couldn't bring myself to pull the trigger.


Go ahead, make my day.
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Ban politics on the forum. on 15:18 - Dec 10 with 479 viewscleaner

Ban politics on the forum. on 15:08 - Dec 10 by PhilTWTD

Go ahead, make my day.


Cleaner does not appreciate the use of this emotional ji thingamy. No amount of domestos will get that stain out. (Or Cilit Bang for all the dossers in the world)
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granary rolls for bacon buttie on 15:32 - Dec 10 with 443 viewsDyland

Absolutely ridiculous on 14:54 - Dec 10 by jeera

I do have some sympathy with this as it goes.

I grew up thinking breakfast was a couple of bacon rolls from Noel's van on Bury market and couldn't for years think of a better way to start the day. Washed down with copious amounts of tea of course. Butter wasn't necessary as the surplus oil would fill the role of lubricant.

There's a fair shout for bacon rolls to be as crude as possible - pretty much as you describe - and for there not to be any attempts to refine them in any way.


Some time down the line though, after trying varying degrees of bacon based efforts from other establishments (most were poor in comparison) I was introduced to a different type of bacon breakfast which came from a sandwich shop in Diss.

These were large granary baps, big feckers that had to be cut in half.

The owner would put the oven on low at 5am when she got into work and fill it with trays of streaky bacon. Hours of slow lovely crispiness...

Inspired by this memory I've just been to the bakers and bought some large granary rolls and have had streaky bacon cooking away under the grill.

Thanks Action Guy. You are a star.
[Post edited 10 Dec 2019 15:04]



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granary rolls for bacon buttie on 15:34 - Dec 10 with 434 viewsjeera

granary rolls for bacon buttie on 15:32 - Dec 10 by Dyland



I can honestly say I thought of you and grinned as I placed some chopped lettuce on the side.

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granary rolls for bacon buttie on 15:37 - Dec 10 with 426 viewswkj

granary rolls for bacon buttie on 15:32 - Dec 10 by Dyland



Just to finish you off, I went to a car boot the other day and the chap in front of me put mayonnaise on his bacon butty.

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