Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match 20:52 - Nov 7 with 26857 views | TRUE_BLUE123 | Have fully nicked this off Ipswich Fanzone twitter, but it had me laughing. So I decided to bring it to TWTD. Home or Away game.. fire away | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 20:49 - Jan 8 with 2463 views | Oxford_Blue | At Norwich away in 1996, a Norwich player was lying injured. The away fans (Ipswich) sang “dig a hole and f***ing bury him” but my mate thought it was “do you have a fu**ing period” and sang that. He got some very odd looks. “Tracksuits from Matalan” away at Wolves in 2008 was funny. Except we were in the lower tier right by them and this nutter in the Wolves end spotted me and my group singing this and he and some other nutters waited for us after. We also drew 1-1 and they blew their play off hopes. Managed to avoid a kicking just about. Similarly “we can see your council flats” to Arsenal at Highbury in a league cup match in 2000 made me chuckle. [Post edited 8 Jan 2020 20:49]
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 20:51 - Jan 8 with 2459 views | Dubtractor | More a chant, but the north stand singing "He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground" to the tune of quartermasters store at a VERY porky Venables when he was Palace manager. Simple, juvenile, but made me chuckle at the time. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 20:53 - Jan 8 with 2451 views | noggin |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 20:51 - Jan 8 by Dubtractor | More a chant, but the north stand singing "He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground" to the tune of quartermasters store at a VERY porky Venables when he was Palace manager. Simple, juvenile, but made me chuckle at the time. |
I remember singing that to Sammy Lee, to which Liverpool fans replied with "He's fat, he's round, he's worth a million pound.." | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 21:36 - Jan 8 with 2395 views | TractorWood | Bloke near me use to shout that Jon Walters will be England captain one day about once a month. It didn't seem to matter how many times people told him he was Irish. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 21:42 - Jan 8 with 2387 views | Oxford_Blue |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 21:36 - Jan 8 by TractorWood | Bloke near me use to shout that Jon Walters will be England captain one day about once a month. It didn't seem to matter how many times people told him he was Irish. |
Not sure that was the only reason he’d never be england captain to be honest | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:00 - Jan 8 with 2359 views | DinnernotTea | 2009 "Bryan Gunn's a football genius." | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:08 - Jan 8 with 2346 views | Oxford_Blue |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:00 - Jan 8 by DinnernotTea | 2009 "Bryan Gunn's a football genius." |
Remember when Gunn missed the ball in that infamous derby we we won 2-1 I think. The north stand spontaneously sang “Bryan Bryan Gunn, he gets the ball he scores a goal, Bryan Bryan gunn” for about 30 minutes. | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:36 - Jan 8 with 2317 views | TrumptonBlue | I enjoyed "Where's your library gone?" to Norwich in the 94 derby after the city library had burnt down. There were quite a few good ones during the San Siro lock-in. "We could fill this every week" was perhaps my favourite. | | | | Login to get fewer ads
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:36 - Jan 8 with 2318 views | fabian_illness | I have this stuck in my head, but can’t come up with exact details. Im sure I remember being at a game at PR many years ago, can’t have been an ITFC game as St Johns ambulance staff were there. One of the St Johns chaps came running on the pitch in his Beret with an old rain mac on and everyone started with the ‘some mothers do ave em’ theme tune. [Post edited 8 Jan 2020 22:37]
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:45 - Jan 8 with 2306 views | GaryCooper | Had a jolly boys outing to watch Cambridge v Col U, minibus from the pub as one of the regulars was an ex town player playing for Col U, terrible game of football John Beck era. We all sat in the side stand and the ball was out of sight above the eyeline of the stand roof more often than not, the seats were bench style and the only sensible way to the bar below the stand was to clamber backwards over people and seats behind, my father had seen enough and started to climb backwards to the bar, a steward shouted at him ' where do you think you are going pal?' The reply in a silent crowd was ' Do you think with my bad hip, I would be climbing over people and benches to get in to watch this dung?' Standwide applause followed. | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 23:32 - Jan 8 with 2249 views | onlymehere | Goal. | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 23:33 - Jan 8 with 2247 views | vapour_trail |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 23:32 - Jan 8 by onlymehere | Goal. |
Singing for the scum. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 23:35 - Jan 8 with 2238 views | onlymehere |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 23:33 - Jan 8 by vapour_trail | Singing for the scum. |
What are you on about vapour rub? | | | |
(No subject) (n/t) on 23:46 - Jan 8 with 2225 views | vapour_trail |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 23:32 - Jan 8 by onlymehere | Goal. |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 00:57 - Jan 9 with 2185 views | FifeITFC |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 22:36 - Jan 8 by fabian_illness | I have this stuck in my head, but can’t come up with exact details. Im sure I remember being at a game at PR many years ago, can’t have been an ITFC game as St Johns ambulance staff were there. One of the St Johns chaps came running on the pitch in his Beret with an old rain mac on and everyone started with the ‘some mothers do ave em’ theme tune. [Post edited 8 Jan 2020 22:37]
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I remember regularly in the late 80s there were 4 St John's Ambulance people who would sit in the back row of the seats in the corner in front of where the away fans are now. They would be the stretcher bearers etc. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 02:32 - Jan 9 with 2153 views | Perublue | Not the funniest thing ever but i am more intrigued if anyone remembers THE MONK in Churchmans early-mid 80's .... My old dad started taking me to Portman Road just after the glory years and as a young boy that man chanting some gregorian sounding thing with wafts of delicious cigarette smoke hitting me in the face left quite the impression....I am sure the guy had been around long before me but it was funny and odd. I will say my fave and funniest chant was always "she fell over,she fell over" ususally directed towards an oppo dive | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 04:53 - Jan 9 with 2132 views | Lord_Lucan | V Southampton early 80's when Lawrie McMenemy was their manager. Soton fans - "Laurie, Laurie" Ipswich reply - "Motor car, motor car" | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 08:50 - Jan 9 with 2021 views | bahri |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 02:32 - Jan 9 by Perublue | Not the funniest thing ever but i am more intrigued if anyone remembers THE MONK in Churchmans early-mid 80's .... My old dad started taking me to Portman Road just after the glory years and as a young boy that man chanting some gregorian sounding thing with wafts of delicious cigarette smoke hitting me in the face left quite the impression....I am sure the guy had been around long before me but it was funny and odd. I will say my fave and funniest chant was always "she fell over,she fell over" ususally directed towards an oppo dive |
Wasn't it 'cheat fell over, cheat fell over' ? | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 08:54 - Jan 9 with 2013 views | Lord_Lucan |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 08:50 - Jan 9 by bahri | Wasn't it 'cheat fell over, cheat fell over' ? |
No, it was she. Anyone remember the bloke from Norwich who looked like Jesus? Many an away game - "Jesus is our leader" | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 09:15 - Jan 9 with 1995 views | Sparky85 | Personal 'chant' favourites: The person in SBR lower that adds certain words and expletives to 'one man and his forklift truck, went to lift Grant Holt' when he came back with Wigan Quickly followed by 'did you s*** Delia to which he looked back at SBR stand and nodded 'Where's your caravan' to Robbie Savage 'You let your country down' to Rob Green I believe | | | |
Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:03 - Jan 9 with 1938 views | TRUE_BLUE123 | I will not forget one man on his own at Brum away a few seasons ago, singing "One man Couldn't carry, couldn't carry Grant Holt" Went on for 15 minutes on his own, they scored and he just kept going | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:03 - Jan 9 with 1939 views | Keaneish | Recently there was a season ticket holder next to me screaming for Georgiou to come off the bench from the start of the second half up to the 80th minute. Georgiou strips and enters the field of play on the 80th minute mark or thereabouts.... Bloke shouts, "Lambert you f**king c**t, why are you bringing Judge on?" Gold. When i see him, i sit somewhere else now. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:18 - Jan 9 with 1923 views | thorpedo | Martin Reuser fouled Luke Chadwick, who went down in a crumpled heap. Chadwick wasn't known for his good looks, and as he got to his feet some wag shouted "Reuser you animal - look what you've done to his face!" | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:33 - Jan 9 with 1900 views | WeWereZombies | Sheffield United were in a televised FA Cup replay and the usually reliable Paddy Kenny somehow went to sidefoot a gentle ball that was barely making any progress towards him but spun around and knocked it into his own net, thus losing them the tie. A few days later we have an evening game against them and all the action is down the Churchmans end. A bored North Stand come up with 'score on the telly, we saw you score on the telly'. To his credit an equally bored Kenny turned around, smiled and gave us the thumbs up. | |
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Funniest thing you have heard shouted at an Ipswich Match on 10:38 - Jan 9 with 1891 views | ChateauWines | Not Ipswich but totally true from Southend game in 80's I was at. Tannoy announcer, "Would the owner of a Ford Escort ABC 123 N (cant remember reg) please make yourself known to a steward immediately." Ten minutes later the message repeated with far greater sense of urgency. A further ten minutes later, " To the owner of the Ford Escort, not to worry, the fire brigade have now put your car out!." | |
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