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Reply		Raise a glass to Paul Cook
at 15:28 3 May 2024

The skylight on Cleaner's caravan blew off in those gusty Anglian nights, so it is a bit of a controversy at the moment. Though it will be okay, its like Mrs Cleaner always says - "Go round the back and not where you tread, nothing in this game if blown on the shed"
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Reply		Raise a glass to Paul Cook
at 15:22 3 May 2024

Cleaner feels attacked

Cleaner makes an unhappy face with text

:(
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Reply		Things that annoy you more than they should..
at 13:55 12 Nov 2023

J2 is really good eggs. Learning Spanish in your car for three hours can lead to some really unclean litter and Co2. Cleaner says keep fighting the good fight, 2'ers
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Reply		Things that annoy you more than they should..
at 13:21 12 Nov 2023

cleaner says that people who refer to themself inside of a third person.
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Reply		It's all kicking off on the Suffolk coast
at 10:29 27 May 2022

Bah, that's tourist stuff. You need to take a leaf out of bearded Joe's book and find a high octane sandwich to eat under the hidden willow forest. Lovely stuff.
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Reply		Anyone needing a footie today?
at 10:23 27 May 2022

You can Phukoff if you're going to be so rude
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Reply		It's all kicking off on the Suffolk coast
at 10:19 27 May 2022

Cleaner doesn't want any part of if, though Cleaner will be less disturbed if you take your own bottle of Milton solution and a pocket pack of tissues.
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Reply		It's all kicking off on the Suffolk coast
at 10:17 27 May 2022

Cleaner feels that you're bullying cleaner. Never go full Johnson.
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Reply		It's all kicking off on the Suffolk coast
at 10:14 27 May 2022

Because I's belong in you head, not between your lips
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Thread		It's all kicking off on the Suffolk coast
at 10:10 27 May 2022

https://webcams.windy.com/webcams/stream/1633169056

Cleaner loves watching people erecting masts on the beach. Right now there is a small family getting ready to hoist the sails on Cleaner's Yacht.

Unmissable telly!
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Reply		Anyone needing a footie today?
at 09:47 27 May 2022

Link stream?
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Reply		Cleaner stands with you
at 17:00 26 May 2022

Cleaner is very pleased. If you didn't, Cleaner would show Gnomercy
[Post edited 26 May 2022 17:01]
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Reply		Cleaner stands with you
at 16:59 26 May 2022

Mops know no race.
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Thread		Cleaner stands with you
at 16:55 26 May 2022

Cleaner is not a very political man. Cleaner enjoys life on the fast broom and cleaner doesn't have time to get involved with the humdrum of dum dums in Downy Street.

However, Cleaner feels it is important to stand with cleaner's brothers and sisters who have been abused for so long in SW1A. Cleaner says cleaners should be respected - the brillo pads don't ruffle themselves.

Cleaner's brothers and Cleaner's sisters... RISE UP and weild you mighty swiffers high up in the air. Cleaner's domestos will NEVER be in the hands of THE MAN!

You can take Cleaner's Vax, but you will never take Cleaner's HOOVER!

#CLEANERSTANDSWITHCLEANERS

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/downing-street-cleaners-protest-
[Post edited 26 May 2022 16:57]
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Reply		Dyson with worst product of 2022
at 11:17 30 Mar 2022

Cleaner asks that you stop making assumptions about Cleaner's approach to recreation.

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Reply		Fatso's Ark
at 23:28 21 Mar 2022

Cleaner wants no part of this. You won't find cleaner within 100 yards of a panini press or the low life that operate them.
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Reply		Local coastguard have issue a warning
at 14:55 4 Feb 2022

Cleaner says that looks like a penis!
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Reply		**ahem** Mr Ham Sir can I ask what the situation is with Walton
at 18:21 19 Jan 2022

Cleaner had a good day out, but cleaner was very sad that Barry from Eastenders didn't sing the songs at halftime. Cleaner had to slip off to the tuck shop and enjoy some happy hardcore on cleaner's compact disc player.
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Reply		**ahem** Mr Ham Sir can I ask what the situation is with Walton
at 17:57 19 Jan 2022

Cleaner thinks that is a sign of madness. You wouldn't catch Cleaner doing such a thing.
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Reply		So, what was going on in the background
at 18:22 5 Dec 2021

They don't need to. Cleaner is not being replaced.
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