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Keno - Breaking News 02:03 - Mar 12 with 868 viewschrismakin

"t in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins."

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Keno - Breaking News on 06:52 - Mar 12 with 770 viewsKeno

wont they just distract the penguins by rolling maltesers from them to chase?

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Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 with 695 viewsghostofescobar

I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there?

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Keno - Breaking News on 08:55 - Mar 12 with 681 viewsGeoffSentence

Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 by ghostofescobar

I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there?


<smartarsemode>Well, yes they have. Galapagos penguins live in the Galapagos Islands, which is bang smack on the equator.
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<moresmartarsethanbeforemode>
As the ghost of a Colombian, which is practically next door, you have no excuse for not knowing that.
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[Post edited 12 Mar 2021 8:57]

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Keno - Breaking News on 09:00 - Mar 12 with 668 viewsWeWereZombies

Keno - Breaking News on 08:55 - Mar 12 by GeoffSentence

<smartarsemode>Well, yes they have. Galapagos penguins live in the Galapagos Islands, which is bang smack on the equator.
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<moresmartarsethanbeforemode>
As the ghost of a Colombian, which is practically next door, you have no excuse for not knowing that.
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[Post edited 12 Mar 2021 8:57]


<evensmarterarsemode...on> Well, those Galapagos penguins are not going to leave a protected sanctuary to go and have a rough and tumble in Malta, are they? <evensmarterarsemode...o...what do you mean there is no 'off' button...there never has been an 'off' button?>

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Keno - Breaking News on 09:05 - Mar 12 with 662 viewsfactual_blue

Keno - Breaking News on 06:52 - Mar 12 by Keno

wont they just distract the penguins by rolling maltesers from them to chase?


I wonder how a Malteser might pick up a penguin?

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Keno - Breaking News on 09:12 - Mar 12 with 655 viewsKeno

Keno - Breaking News on 09:05 - Mar 12 by factual_blue

I wonder how a Malteser might pick up a penguin?


it would if it was feeling peckish

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Keno - Breaking News on 09:13 - Mar 12 with 653 viewsKeno

Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 by ghostofescobar

I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there?


Same could be said of people who live in Diss

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Keno - Breaking News on 09:13 - Mar 12 with 651 viewsnoggin

Keno - Breaking News on 06:52 - Mar 12 by Keno

wont they just distract the penguins by rolling maltesers from them to chase?


That would make the Maltese Cross.

Edit: This works better as a reply to the op.
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Keno - Breaking News on 09:16 - Mar 12 with 643 viewsDarth_Koont

Keno - Breaking News on 08:47 - Mar 12 by ghostofescobar

I've always wondered why those penguins that huddle down in the Antarctic chose the Antarctic in the first place. Surely over millions of years of evolution one pair of penguins would have said "it's a bit sh1t down here, coldest place on earth, horrendous storms, slippery surface to walk on, no shops, shall we try somewhere else?" Surely a nice warm beach is a better bet than there?


Way more food in the Antarctic, right? The warmer oceans and seas are pretty much like deserts.

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Keno - Breaking News on 09:25 - Mar 12 with 628 viewsKeno

Keno - Breaking News on 09:16 - Mar 12 by Darth_Koont

Way more food in the Antarctic, right? The warmer oceans and seas are pretty much like deserts.


you mean warm seas are like puddings?

I like puddings

What do penguins have against puddings??

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Keno - Breaking News on 12:29 - Mar 12 with 575 viewsTangledupin_Blue

Keno - Breaking News on 09:05 - Mar 12 by factual_blue

I wonder how a Malteser might pick up a penguin?


He'd probably just say "There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it..."

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