| What a relief 17:12 - Jul 26 with 1298 views | factual_blue |
This bloke in our office has been given jury service for at least a couple of weeks.
Can I speak to anybody to get him on the jury for a six-month-long fraud trial?
The rest of the office are begging me to make this happen. |  |
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| What a relief on 17:30 - Jul 26 with 1237 views | SpruceMoose |
I'm just lolling at the idea of you working for a living! |  |
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| What a relief on 17:32 - Jul 26 with 1234 views | J2BLUE |
That's the office with the married woman who keeps pretending he has a chance and then laughing behind his back isn't it? |  |
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| What a relief on 18:19 - Jul 26 with 1149 views | footers |
Look, what happened between us at the summer BBQ is no one's business, besides us and your dry cleaner.
I'm sorry you're married, but it just can't ever happen. |  |
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| What a relief on 18:21 - Jul 26 with 1142 views | footers |
| What a relief on 17:32 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE |
That's the office with the married woman who keeps pretending he has a chance and then laughing behind his back isn't it? |
Many birds you join you for lunch in your car, buh?
Nothing more sexually thrilling than an industrial estate. | |
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| What a relief on 18:24 - Jul 26 with 1126 views | SpruceMoose |
| What a relief on 18:21 - Jul 26 by footers |
Many birds you join you for lunch in your car, buh?
Nothing more sexually thrilling than an industrial estate. |
You joke, but used to regularly see some pumpage down at Hadleigh Road when I had an early start down there. Gum jobs going on left and right.*
*Not to say J2 was involved in any of this. | |
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| What a relief on 18:27 - Jul 26 with 1123 views | wkj |
| What a relief on 18:24 - Jul 26 by SpruceMoose |
You joke, but used to regularly see some pumpage down at Hadleigh Road when I had an early start down there. Gum jobs going on left and right.*
*Not to say J2 was involved in any of this. |
The flip is wrong with people, letting lose on a comfy sofa maybe, but in a car? |  |
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| What a relief on 18:35 - Jul 26 with 1083 views | J2BLUE |
| What a relief on 18:21 - Jul 26 by footers |
Many birds you join you for lunch in your car, buh?
Nothing more sexually thrilling than an industrial estate. |
I used to go to my car to get away from everyone else. There wasn't even a staff room so it's really not as odd as you lot make out but whatever keeps you happy. | |
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| What a relief on 18:36 - Jul 26 with 1073 views | SpruceMoose |
| What a relief on 18:35 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE |
I used to go to my car to get away from everyone else. There wasn't even a staff room so it's really not as odd as you lot make out but whatever keeps you happy. |
You started with the cheap shots matey! Bit late to try and take your ball home now! Shame on you for picking on Footers' lack of game! [Post edited 26 Jul 2019 18:44]
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| What a relief on 18:38 - Jul 26 with 1065 views | wkj |
| What a relief on 18:35 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE |
I used to go to my car to get away from everyone else. There wasn't even a staff room so it's really not as odd as you lot make out but whatever keeps you happy. |
To be fair when I was in a job with a similar environment I used to spend lunchtimes on the number 8 bus (all day ticket) for couple of trips back and forward to Whitehouse asda | |
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| What a relief on 18:38 - Jul 26 with 1061 views | footers |
| What a relief on 18:35 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE |
I used to go to my car to get away from everyone else. There wasn't even a staff room so it's really not as odd as you lot make out but whatever keeps you happy. |
Maybe there was a staff room but you were just unwittingly barred? | |
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| What a relief on 18:41 - Jul 26 with 1055 views | SpruceMoose |
| What a relief on 18:38 - Jul 26 by wkj |
To be fair when I was in a job with a similar environment I used to spend lunchtimes on the number 8 bus (all day ticket) for couple of trips back and forward to Whitehouse asda |
Did you used to sit up top and look down the chute to see the drivers bald spot? | |
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| What a relief on 18:42 - Jul 26 with 1051 views | wkj |
| What a relief on 18:41 - Jul 26 by SpruceMoose |
Did you used to sit up top and look down the chute to see the drivers bald spot? |
I did, and once performed an illicit act with a fruit pastille lolly over it... Don't worry though, it wasn't the school run | |
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| What a relief on 18:43 - Jul 26 with 1049 views | SpruceMoose |
| What a relief on 18:42 - Jul 26 by wkj |
I did, and once performed an illicit act with a fruit pastille lolly over it... Don't worry though, it wasn't the school run |
Think I saw a Tweet about that... | |
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| What a relief on 18:45 - Jul 26 with 1034 views | J2BLUE |
| What a relief on 18:36 - Jul 26 by SpruceMoose |
You started with the cheap shots matey! Bit late to try and take your ball home now! Shame on you for picking on Footers' lack of game! [Post edited 26 Jul 2019 18:44]
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I don't mind taking some stick. There are many things you could take shots over but that one is odd. | |
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| What a relief on 18:48 - Jul 26 with 1024 views | SpruceMoose |
| What a relief on 18:45 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE |
I don't mind taking some stick. There are many things you could take shots over but that one is odd. |
I don't think pulling one off in the work car park is all that usual. But then, we don't have a car park here so what do I know? [Post edited 26 Jul 2019 18:48]
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| What a relief on 18:50 - Jul 26 with 1010 views | J2BLUE |
| What a relief on 18:48 - Jul 26 by SpruceMoose |
I don't think pulling one off in the work car park is all that usual. But then, we don't have a car park here so what do I know? [Post edited 26 Jul 2019 18:48]
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Pulling one off? What the fook? | |
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| What a relief on 18:54 - Jul 26 with 988 views | wkj |
Well this wood chipper gag just got really weird | |
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| What a relief on 19:00 - Jul 26 with 969 views | SpruceMoose |
| What a relief on 18:50 - Jul 26 by J2BLUE |
Pulling one off? What the fook? |
I might be misremembering your story. | |
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