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How crap is Marmite? 12:34 - Dec 12 with 2778 viewswkj

On a nice slice of granary toast? Absolutely disgusting.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:35 - Dec 12 with 2775 viewsSmithy

disgusting on anything really

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:36 - Dec 12 with 2767 viewsclive_baker

You're the sort of pervert that would have Jam instead of Marmite aren't you?

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:37 - Dec 12 with 2753 viewsjeera

Heathen.

You probably voted remoaningleaveexitstaydunno.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:37 - Dec 12 with 2761 viewswkj

How crap is Marmite? on 12:36 - Dec 12 by clive_baker

You're the sort of pervert that would have Jam instead of Marmite aren't you?


Don't be daft...

I have Jam and cheese

https://www.chowhound.com/recipes/grilled-jam-and-cheese-sandwich-30079

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:37 - Dec 12 with 2761 viewsfooters

You used to be cool man. Bet you like margarine as well.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:38 - Dec 12 with 2751 viewswkj

How crap is Marmite? on 12:37 - Dec 12 by footers

You used to be cool man. Bet you like margarine as well.


Nice dollop of Stork on my tuust

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:39 - Dec 12 with 2740 viewsRyorry

Oooh you rebel you

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:40 - Dec 12 with 2738 viewsmonytowbray

I know Phil has recently flagged abuse and made it clear it's not welcome, but this thread warrants it.

You can get f*cked WKJ you utter scumbag.

Marmite is a spread of the Gods.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:40 - Dec 12 with 2731 viewsGeoffSentence

How crap is Marmite? on 12:36 - Dec 12 by clive_baker

You're the sort of pervert that would have Jam instead of Marmite aren't you?


marmite for mains, jam or marmalade for pudding.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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How crap is Marmite? on 12:41 - Dec 12 with 2730 viewsfooters

How crap is Marmite? on 12:38 - Dec 12 by wkj

Nice dollop of Stork on my tuust


Thanks for reminding me about the brilliant line from Bottom, when the Stork margarine contest is won with the amazing: "I like Stork margarine because I've only got one leg."

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:42 - Dec 12 with 2709 viewsStokieBlue

This has only strengthened my assertion that your taste buds aren't properly wired up is true.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:42 - Dec 12 with 2703 viewsRyorry

How crap is Marmite? on 12:41 - Dec 12 by footers

Thanks for reminding me about the brilliant line from Bottom, when the Stork margarine contest is won with the amazing: "I like Stork margarine because I've only got one leg."


Never mind that, the thought of him spreading that stuff on his todger is disturbing to say the least!

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:43 - Dec 12 with 2696 viewsfooters

How crap is Marmite? on 12:42 - Dec 12 by Ryorry

Never mind that, the thought of him spreading that stuff on his todger is disturbing to say the least!


The devil makes work for idle hands...


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How crap is Marmite? on 12:44 - Dec 12 with 2692 viewswkj

How crap is Marmite? on 12:40 - Dec 12 by monytowbray

I know Phil has recently flagged abuse and made it clear it's not welcome, but this thread warrants it.

You can get f*cked WKJ you utter scumbag.

Marmite is a spread of the Gods.


Finally, you dusted off your pride and said something nice to me for a change.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:45 - Dec 12 with 2682 viewsThe_Major

There are two types of people in the world.

Those who like Marmite, and freaks.
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How crap is Marmite? on 12:47 - Dec 12 with 2672 viewsRyorry

How crap is Marmite? on 12:40 - Dec 12 by monytowbray

I know Phil has recently flagged abuse and made it clear it's not welcome, but this thread warrants it.

You can get f*cked WKJ you utter scumbag.

Marmite is a spread of the Gods.


It was Gav - he hates it & tried to put it into the banned words filter, but I think Phil threatened him with withdrawal of his Hobnobs allowance, so Gav chickened (sorry ..!) out.

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How crap is Marmite? on 12:53 - Dec 12 with 2646 viewsstickymockwell

If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life it would be marmite and cheese on toast.

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How crap is Marmite? on 13:00 - Dec 12 with 2626 viewsIpswichKnight

Sir, you are indeed a wrongun.
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How crap is Marmite? on 13:06 - Dec 12 with 2617 viewsGeoffSentence

How crap is Marmite? on 12:40 - Dec 12 by monytowbray

I know Phil has recently flagged abuse and made it clear it's not welcome, but this thread warrants it.

You can get f*cked WKJ you utter scumbag.

Marmite is a spread of the Gods.


It is second only to Bovril

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How crap is Marmite? on 13:07 - Dec 12 with 2607 viewsKieran_Knows

Marmite is better than cheese.

There, I said it.

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How crap is Marmite? on 13:20 - Dec 12 with 2588 viewsGeoffSentence

How crap is Marmite? on 13:07 - Dec 12 by Kieran_Knows

Marmite is better than cheese.

There, I said it.


You should try cheese on toast with marmite

heavenly.

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How crap is Marmite? on 13:32 - Dec 12 with 2568 viewswkj

How crap is Marmite? on 13:07 - Dec 12 by Kieran_Knows

Marmite is better than cheese.

There, I said it.



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How crap is Marmite? on 13:39 - Dec 12 with 2546 viewsSpruceMoose

How crap is Marmite? on 13:07 - Dec 12 by Kieran_Knows

Marmite is better than cheese.

There, I said it.


Thought this was J2, then I looked at the avatar.

I expected better from you.

Frankly, you disgust me.

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How crap is Marmite? on 13:40 - Dec 12 with 2542 viewsKieran_Knows

How crap is Marmite? on 13:39 - Dec 12 by SpruceMoose

Thought this was J2, then I looked at the avatar.

I expected better from you.

Frankly, you disgust me.


Cheese is quite frankly the devil and is best served putting it straight in the bin.

Again, there, I said it.

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How crap is Marmite? on 13:44 - Dec 12 with 2531 viewsSpruceMoose

How crap is Marmite? on 13:40 - Dec 12 by Kieran_Knows

Cheese is quite frankly the devil and is best served putting it straight in the bin.

Again, there, I said it.


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