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Anyone want a laugh? 10:05 - Apr 29 with 4524 viewstextbackup

Spent, what, 22/23 years for this moment, 4 points away from going back to the PL…

Only to fall off my roof yesterday, end up in hospital with a fractured spine… facing 6 weeks in a body brace, unable to go to Coventry and unsure if PR on Saturday is a wise choice. (Although I have a mate that sits in the disable section with his boy, so he has kindly offered to swap seats, I’m directly next to that anyway)

(Before you ask, all tickets will be taken if I can’t 😂)

Moral of the story, when the family go out, be lazy, don’t try and be productive and clean the roof lantern… 😂😂


Atleast I got Hull in though, swings and roundabouts innit.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:07 - Apr 29 with 2947 viewsartsbossbeard

FFS!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:07 - Apr 29 with 2950 viewsDanTheMan

Crikey, sorry to hear that. Sounds like it could have ended up a lot worse, I'm glad to hear you're doing alright.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:07 - Apr 29 with 2941 viewsgainsboroughblue

'kin hell texty.

U ok? (obviously not, but you know)

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:11 - Apr 29 with 2920 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:07 - Apr 29 by DanTheMan

Crikey, sorry to hear that. Sounds like it could have ended up a lot worse, I'm glad to hear you're doing alright.


Not a single mark or scratch on any part of body… back took full impact… seriously lucky 😀

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:12 - Apr 29 with 2897 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:07 - Apr 29 by gainsboroughblue

'kin hell texty.

U ok? (obviously not, but you know)


Fine and dandy mate, surprised at how little it hurts today!

Good old NHS, been offered one drink in the 22hrs I’ve been here 😂… and bloke in bed next to me has shat himself 3 times. Must be pre match nerves!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:13 - Apr 29 with 2875 viewsSteve_M

Bloody hell Texters, hope that heels quickly. Look after yourself, even if that means not going to PR on Saturday.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:15 - Apr 29 with 2815 viewsLord_Lucan

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:12 - Apr 29 by textbackup

Fine and dandy mate, surprised at how little it hurts today!

Good old NHS, been offered one drink in the 22hrs I’ve been here 😂… and bloke in bed next to me has shat himself 3 times. Must be pre match nerves!


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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:16 - Apr 29 with 2814 viewshomer_123

Oh christ - this means you'll be posting on here more often doesn't it?!?!?!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:16 - Apr 29 with 2809 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:07 - Apr 29 by artsbossbeard

FFS!


Similar response as OBs, however, you missed out the laughing followed by ‘it a fcking flat roof, how!’ 😂

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:16 - Apr 29 with 2787 viewsartsbossbeard

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:16 - Apr 29 by textbackup

Similar response as OBs, however, you missed out the laughing followed by ‘it a fcking flat roof, how!’ 😂


Hahahaha!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:18 - Apr 29 with 2760 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:16 - Apr 29 by homer_123

Oh christ - this means you'll be posting on here more often doesn't it?!?!?!


I’m going to try not to, I promise.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:24 - Apr 29 with 2684 viewsgiant_stow

What a pisser - you poor sod. Almost makes me hope you get a promotion to make up for it.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:25 - Apr 29 with 2678 viewsPinewoodblue

Try and avoid laughing it will hurt.

You have been very lucky. Seven years ago my wife tripped over a coffee table, broke her neck and damaged her spinal cord.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:27 - Apr 29 with 2654 viewshomer_123

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:18 - Apr 29 by textbackup

I’m going to try not to, I promise.


Here's to a speedy recovery fella.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:29 - Apr 29 with 2635 viewsKieran_Knows

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:16 - Apr 29 by textbackup

Similar response as OBs, however, you missed out the laughing followed by ‘it a fcking flat roof, how!’ 😂


Kin hell buh!!!

Hope you're all good though mate, few beers will ease the pain on Saturday!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:39 - Apr 29 with 2542 viewsWhos_blue

Ouch!

Good luck with your recovery.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:41 - Apr 29 with 2527 viewsGeoffSentence

By channeling your inner Richard Wright you have truly attained super fan status.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:42 - Apr 29 with 2523 views_clive_baker_

Bloody hell, hope you're doing OK texters.

Hopefully town can do the business for you while you rest up.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:45 - Apr 29 with 2490 viewsfooters

Did you at least bring the aerial down with you?
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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:47 - Apr 29 with 2477 viewsSwansea_Blue

Bloody hell. I hope you didn’t break anything on the roof on your way down buh .


Seriously, hope you’re doing as well as you can and the recovery goes well.

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:54 - Apr 29 with 2388 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:15 - Apr 29 by Lord_Lucan

You need anything brought up ?


I’m good ta mate, unless of course you could get KM up here, then go ahead

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:56 - Apr 29 with 2377 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:45 - Apr 29 by footers

Did you at least bring the aerial down with you?
[Post edited 29 Apr 10:48]


One gutter clip snapped! Fuming!!

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Anyone want a laugh? on 10:56 - Apr 29 with 2373 viewstextbackup

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:25 - Apr 29 by Pinewoodblue

Try and avoid laughing it will hurt.

You have been very lucky. Seven years ago my wife tripped over a coffee table, broke her neck and damaged her spinal cord.


Oh god, Hope she’s ok now

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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:00 - Apr 29 with 2306 viewsle2blue

Bloody hell. Positives, it could've been worse and at least you can still type and keep us amused.

I hear that Ed has a couple of spare seats in his box. Sure he'll want to have Kesgraves finest attending.

Speedy recovery mate.
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Anyone want a laugh? on 11:11 - Apr 29 with 2233 viewsBlueBadger

Anyone want a laugh? on 10:12 - Apr 29 by textbackup

Fine and dandy mate, surprised at how little it hurts today!

Good old NHS, been offered one drink in the 22hrs I’ve been here 😂… and bloke in bed next to me has shat himself 3 times. Must be pre match nerves!


Definitely have a grumble about the drink thing there. Take care, get well soon and *really* don't make yourself worse by going all out to get to PR Saturday.
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