| This is true 23:57 - Feb 18 with 2205 views | EdwardF |
A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a skinny, vanilla, soya, extra foam, light whip, with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims |  |
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| This is true on 21:09 - Feb 19 with 1779 views | Crawfordsboot |
This is also true.
When my son got married his best man got him and his bride up front and staring into each others eyes before announcing to the gathered guests that statistically speaking there were now staring lovingly at the person most likely to kill them.! |  | | |
| This is true on 21:10 - Feb 19 with 1767 views | giant_stow |
| This is true on 21:09 - Feb 19 by Crawfordsboot |
This is also true.
When my son got married his best man got him and his bride up front and staring into each others eyes before announcing to the gathered guests that statistically speaking there were now staring lovingly at the person most likely to kill them.! |
Thats the most daring best man jab I've heard of. |  |
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| This is true on 21:13 - Feb 19 with 1751 views | Crawfordsboot |
| This is true on 21:10 - Feb 19 by giant_stow |
Thats the most daring best man jab I've heard of. |
Lagos was present.
In fact the bu**er organised that friends would all give them toasters. They got a dozen or more.
😂😂 true. [Post edited 19 Feb 2023 21:13]
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| This is true on 21:15 - Feb 19 with 1714 views | Keno |
Nah
In my experience men who black coffee are clever, funny and are brilliant in bed |  |
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| This is true on 21:18 - Feb 19 with 1694 views | Crawfordsboot |
| This is true on 21:15 - Feb 19 by Keno |
Nah
In my experience men who black coffee are clever, funny and are brilliant in bed |
Have you missed a C from your name? | | | |
| This is true on 21:29 - Feb 19 with 1649 views | J2BLUE |
| This is true on 21:15 - Feb 19 by Keno |
Nah
In my experience men who black coffee are clever, funny and are brilliant in bed |
So you're a latte man? |  |
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| This is true on 21:33 - Feb 19 with 1606 views | Crawfordsboot |
| This is true on 21:29 - Feb 19 by J2BLUE |
So you're a latte man? |
Only drinks kenco | | | |
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| This is true on 21:35 - Feb 19 with 1588 views | Keno |
| This is true on 21:29 - Feb 19 by J2BLUE |
So you're a latte man? |
Don’t mocha me | |
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| This is true on 21:36 - Feb 19 with 1580 views | GlasgowBlue |
| This is true on 21:10 - Feb 19 by giant_stow |
Thats the most daring best man jab I've heard of. |
When I was best man giving a speech I said that as part of my speech, it was my job to give the groom the most embarrassing 5 minutes of his life. And that at the end of the night it was the groom’s job to give his bride the most embarrassing 5 minutes of her life.
It went down reasonably well. |  |
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| This is true on 11:50 - Feb 20 with 1209 views | leitrimblue |
| This is true on 21:15 - Feb 19 by Keno |
Nah
In my experience men who black coffee are clever, funny and are brilliant in bed |
Thats excellent Ken. Really glad you found someone deserving of yer |  | | |
| This is true on 13:38 - Feb 20 with 1066 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| This is true on 21:36 - Feb 19 by GlasgowBlue |
When I was best man giving a speech I said that as part of my speech, it was my job to give the groom the most embarrassing 5 minutes of his life. And that at the end of the night it was the groom’s job to give his bride the most embarrassing 5 minutes of her life.
It went down reasonably well. |
But did he? |  | | |
| This is true on 15:36 - Feb 20 with 977 views | Swansea_Blue |
| This is true on 21:13 - Feb 19 by Crawfordsboot |
Lagos was present.
In fact the bu**er organised that friends would all give them toasters. They got a dozen or more.
😂😂 true. [Post edited 19 Feb 2023 21:13]
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I remember that being talked about on here at the time. You can never have too many toasters. |  |
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| This is true on 17:43 - Feb 20 with 802 views | GlasgowBlue |
Considering how much he had to drink that night I would imagine five minutes was me being rather generous. | |
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| This is true on 18:15 - Feb 20 with 749 views | clive_baker |
| This is true on 21:36 - Feb 19 by GlasgowBlue |
When I was best man giving a speech I said that as part of my speech, it was my job to give the groom the most embarrassing 5 minutes of his life. And that at the end of the night it was the groom’s job to give his bride the most embarrassing 5 minutes of her life.
It went down reasonably well. |
A mate of mine was in the early stages of seeing his now wife, she was on holiday with her parents and when he asked what she was up to she mentioned she had just been to the hotel gym. He replied something along the lines of 'I'll make you hot and sweaty when you get home'. Unfortunately for him in the meantime she had given her phone to her mum to show her something, and she read the message as it popped up.
Best man shared this anecdote during his speech and it went down a storm. He turned to the brides dad and said how he must be as cool as ice. Without hesitation he replied 'it's OK, she's still waiting'. Hero. |  |
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| This is true on 22:02 - Feb 20 with 615 views | bluelagos |
| This is true on 15:36 - Feb 20 by Swansea_Blue |
I remember that being talked about on here at the time. You can never have too many toasters. |
You can 😀 |  |
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