| If you became PM what would you do?? 19:48 - Dec 20 with 10652 views | Keno |
Me
1, scrap trident and save something like £20billion
2, undo the feck up that is Brexit
3, guarantee nurses etc pay of inflation plus at least 1% every yesr
4, make the use of extendable dog leads and those long training leads a criminal offence
5, reform income tax to a single charge (eg scrap ni)band bring in a higher rate
6, ban sports teams playing in green and yellow
7, allow Irish unity
8, reduce the royals to immediate and heirs making them effectively tax paying staff
9, cut down property and wealth of churches, to create “charity funds” for poor and needy - which is what the f4cking churches should be all about anyway
10, ban Piers Morgan and Nigel Farrage (I not sure I could sanction acts of countryside)
What you got TWTD?
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:02 - Dec 20 with 4448 views | J2BLUE |
Nationalise water, energy, rail travel and the Royal Mail.
Find a way to effectively stop companies moving to tax havens to avoid tax. Tax Amazon, Starbucks etc fairly by closing loopholes. If the sale was in the UK, you pay tax on it.
A proper study on UBI involving the entire nation
Ban second jobs for MPs
Ban anyone who has been an MP from entering the House of Lords and have a referendum on the House of Lords continuing to exist
Try to negotiate in secret with the EU to offer us one last chance of coming back on the terms we had. If they agree, referendum 2.0.
Grant Scotland their referendum.
Pass a law that any employee has the right to not work on Christmas Day, Boxing Day and Easter Friday to Monday.
Up the minimum paid time off for full time employees to 26 days + bank holidays.
Build council homes
Pass a law making flexible working mandatory for jobs which can accommodate it.
Strongly encourage a 4 day work week with some sort of tax incentive to businesses who agree.
Invest more in mental health
Free breakfast and lunch for all kids at school if they want it.
And much more. [Post edited 20 Dec 2022 20:03]
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:13 - Dec 20 with 4405 views | Keno |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:02 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE |
Nationalise water, energy, rail travel and the Royal Mail.
Find a way to effectively stop companies moving to tax havens to avoid tax. Tax Amazon, Starbucks etc fairly by closing loopholes. If the sale was in the UK, you pay tax on it.
A proper study on UBI involving the entire nation
Ban second jobs for MPs
Ban anyone who has been an MP from entering the House of Lords and have a referendum on the House of Lords continuing to exist
Try to negotiate in secret with the EU to offer us one last chance of coming back on the terms we had. If they agree, referendum 2.0.
Grant Scotland their referendum.
Pass a law that any employee has the right to not work on Christmas Day, Boxing Day and Easter Friday to Monday.
Up the minimum paid time off for full time employees to 26 days + bank holidays.
Build council homes
Pass a law making flexible working mandatory for jobs which can accommodate it.
Strongly encourage a 4 day work week with some sort of tax incentive to businesses who agree.
Invest more in mental health
Free breakfast and lunch for all kids at school if they want it.
And much more. [Post edited 20 Dec 2022 20:03]
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11, Make J2 my chancellor and/or Home Secretary | |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:32 - Dec 20 with 4354 views | EastTownBlue |
No policies about Clive Thomas ? |  | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:36 - Dec 20 with 4351 views | Keno |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:32 - Dec 20 by EastTownBlue |
No policies about Clive Thomas ? |
12, ********** Welsh **** Clive Thomas to be given award for services to blind illegitimate sports people | |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:39 - Dec 20 with 4333 views | jeera |
Free ice-cream on Thursdays. |  |
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| Go down the pub. (n/t) on 20:43 - Dec 20 with 4318 views | Bloots |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:56 - Dec 20 with 4279 views | SuperKieranMcKenna |
Have a referendum for English independence | | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 21:17 - Dec 20 with 4243 views | azuremerlangus |
1. Keep Trident and ensure the replacement is fully funded.
2. Ensure Ukraine NATO membership is fast tracked.
2. Introduce the Human Responsibilities Act to work alongside the Human Rights Act as a matched pair of laws.
3. Like US tax law remove non-domicile status - if you are a UK citizen then you pay UK tax where ever you live.
4. Voting compulsory for all UK adult citizens - but online voting fully implemented. Criminal offence for those not partaking and fines issued (proceeds given to charity).
5. MP salaries raised by 50%, Parliament recess reduced by 50% - no other jobs, director directorships etc. Parliament sittings compulsory - all unauthorised absentees punishable by 1 night in prison. All MP autobiographies banned until they are retired.
6. Free domestic training for teenagers. This includes shutting doors (including soft-close kitchen cupboards - complex bits of kit that are difficult to grasp when studying for a quantum physics degree…).
7. Free asparagus for the under-5s. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 21:23 - Dec 20 with 4213 views | J2BLUE |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 21:17 - Dec 20 by azuremerlangus |
1. Keep Trident and ensure the replacement is fully funded.
2. Ensure Ukraine NATO membership is fast tracked.
2. Introduce the Human Responsibilities Act to work alongside the Human Rights Act as a matched pair of laws.
3. Like US tax law remove non-domicile status - if you are a UK citizen then you pay UK tax where ever you live.
4. Voting compulsory for all UK adult citizens - but online voting fully implemented. Criminal offence for those not partaking and fines issued (proceeds given to charity).
5. MP salaries raised by 50%, Parliament recess reduced by 50% - no other jobs, director directorships etc. Parliament sittings compulsory - all unauthorised absentees punishable by 1 night in prison. All MP autobiographies banned until they are retired.
6. Free domestic training for teenagers. This includes shutting doors (including soft-close kitchen cupboards - complex bits of kit that are difficult to grasp when studying for a quantum physics degree…).
7. Free asparagus for the under-5s. |
Compulsory voting? Why? | |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 21:58 - Dec 20 with 4140 views | Coastalblue |
Double MP's salaries but forbid any additional jobs, cut the number of MP's in half.
Allow Scotland a referendum, though from what I see they'd stay, even more likely if i'm PM
Scrap HS2
Build lots of local authority homes and tighten up and police laws around affordable housing as part of private developments.
Stick 1p on the base rate tax which is strictly ring fenced for NHS spending.
Massive review of social welfare funding, conducted by somebody who knows their arse from their elbow.
Try and renogotiate with the EU allowing free movement of citizens once more, sadly I think the Brexit ship has sailed.
Order a full scale investigation into whether jaffa cakes are cakes or biscuits.
Invest in rural local transport.
Personally go and destroy the DVLA and set up a new organisation that actually does something.
Scrap the road fund license and instead put it on fuel.
Means tested government backed discounts on all utilities, on a sliding scale. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:07 - Dec 20 with 4112 views | nodge_blue |
Don’t scrap trident as it’s the only thing that keeps russia in check.
Have another eu referendum
Pay carers more
Pay teacher assistants more. They run many classes of sometimes difficult kids on little more than minimum wage.
Don’t scrap ni as the poorer paid will end up paying more income tax. Employers pay ni as well as employees.
Help more autistic people after education find work and assisted living.
Promote e bikes
Build fusion reactors
Encourage organic farming. May need to accept genetic modified crops. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:19 - Dec 20 with 4082 views | Illinoisblue |
Authorize drone strikes on the offices of the Sun and Mail |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:35 - Dec 20 with 3987 views | HARRY10 |
Stop HS2 immediately
Make 'rightieness' a notifiable disease
Decree it a criminal offence to use newspeak
Ensure spurious charities pay the same taxes as other similar businesses
End the requirement for taxi drivers to be called Roger
Compel all male royals to take a DNA test
Pay a bounty* for shooting illegal scooter riders
Deport Farage, Piers Morgan, Richard Littlebrain, Rees-Mogg to Rwanda .....
..... all measures to be introduced after first buying myself a peaked cap, a white jacket and a pair of sunglasses
*would be a good use for unwanted bounty bars found in tins of sweets | | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:44 - Dec 20 with 3970 views | meekreech |
You have forgotten to abolish the tv license fee. | |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:53 - Dec 20 with 3924 views | azuremerlangus |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 21:23 - Dec 20 by J2BLUE |
Compulsory voting? Why? |
Because historically democracy hasn’t come cheap and elections financially cost a lot to organise.
Citizens therefore have the civic/moral duty to get out and vote (even if the weather is a bit ‘shiote’). Spoil your papers by all means but many died for this freedom not enjoyed many other nations. [Post edited 20 Dec 2022 23:04]
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:07 - Dec 20 with 3861 views | ghostofescobar |
I would make it law that for the first 6 months of being PM, the new PM must live on the same wages/allowances/benefits as someone from the poorest 5% of the country. They are given exactly the same budget as the poorest in our society and they have to find their own way for that 6 months, with their family also along. So housing, food, bills etc all from that allowance. They will be allowed to jump the housing queue and not go through the tortuous red tape of actually getting benefits, or the six months would be up before they started. One, it would put some people off the job who are purely in it for power, prestige and future earnings, but most importantly it’s the only way they would get a true feel for the grinding challenges of the poorest. Who knows, it may help them to help the poorest with their decisions rather than helping the richest. Just a thought. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:10 - Dec 20 with 3850 views | chicoazul |
Some terrible ideas in here lads. Why does everyone think the same about practically everything?
I’d rebuild the grammar schools. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:23 - Dec 20 with 3804 views | TalkingBlues |
Designate Portman Road a National Heritage Site and award the club £20 Billion in funding. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:34 - Dec 20 with 3787 views | factual_blue |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 20:36 - Dec 20 by Keno |
12, ********** Welsh **** Clive Thomas to be given award for services to blind illegitimate sports people |
He's still with us Keno, aged 86. |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:59 - Dec 20 with 3716 views | HARRY10 |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:53 - Dec 20 by azuremerlangus |
Because historically democracy hasn’t come cheap and elections financially cost a lot to organise.
Citizens therefore have the civic/moral duty to get out and vote (even if the weather is a bit ‘shiote’). Spoil your papers by all means but many died for this freedom not enjoyed many other nations. [Post edited 20 Dec 2022 23:04]
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You seem to miss the blindingly obvious contradiction
The freedom not to vote | | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 00:00 - Dec 21 with 3748 views | MalcolmMeatballHead |
I would ban racism to make things better for black and asian people |  | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 00:13 - Dec 21 with 3731 views | MalcolmMeatballHead |
No way to no 7. Northern Ireland is BRITISH and will forever be. | | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 00:42 - Dec 21 with 3703 views | BlueBadger |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 22:44 - Dec 20 by meekreech |
You have forgotten to abolish the tv license fee. |
...because it doesn't need abolishing? |  |
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| If you became PM what would you do?? on 00:50 - Dec 21 with 3685 views | XYZ |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:59 - Dec 20 by HARRY10 |
You seem to miss the blindingly obvious contradiction
The freedom not to vote |
You seem to miss the blindingly obvious.
The freedom to spoil your ballot paper.
People died to get the right to vote. | | | |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 04:41 - Dec 21 with 3618 views | BlueBadger |
| If you became PM what would you do?? on 23:10 - Dec 20 by chicoazul |
Some terrible ideas in here lads. Why does everyone think the same about practically everything?
I’d rebuild the grammar schools. |
If only more people thought for themselves and took their political ideas from the Unabomber. | |
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