| Pigeons. 16:35 - May 10 with 2459 views | bluelagos |
They hoover up all your grass seed and then not content with that, they sh1t the contents all over your car.
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| Pigeons. on 16:36 - May 10 with 2441 views | Ftnfwest |
pointless things, the bird worlds equivalent of Reading FC |  | | |
| Pigeons. on 16:36 - May 10 with 2436 views | Weekender |
Air rifle |  |
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| Pigeons. on 16:38 - May 10 with 2427 views | wkj |
How about putting the grass seeds each in their own mini plastic bag so when the pigeon shytes the poo is prebagged and ready to toss out. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 16:40 - May 10 with 2412 views | Leaky |
All lives matter |  | | |
| Pigeons. on 16:40 - May 10 with 2412 views | footers |
No human has ever seen a baby pigeon. That's scientific fact.
I think they come from outer space. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 16:44 - May 10 with 2391 views | Leaky |
| Pigeons. on 16:40 - May 10 by footers |
No human has ever seen a baby pigeon. That's scientific fact.
I think they come from outer space. |
You mean a Sqaub. When i was shooting years ago, we learnt not to shoot them. Not much meat on them. | | | |
| Pigeons. on 16:44 - May 10 with 2390 views | GeoffSentence |
| Pigeons. on 16:36 - May 10 by Weekender |
Air rifle |
But be discreet. I had the police turn up on my doorstep for killing pigeons with air rifle.
Though I dont have an air rifle and have never killed a single pigeon.
It was actually a neighbour wot dunnit, but some busybody got the wrong end of the stick and called the old bill out to me. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 16:51 - May 10 with 2356 views | cleaner |
Don't get Cleaner started! To this day, Pigeons are the only thing what has come close to making Cleaner do a swear.
It was a cold Sunday in Walberswick when Cleaner got up to give his brooms a wash for the following week of graft. Just as cleaner wound his hose back in, a gaggle of those filthy beggars flew over Cleaner's caravan and staged a dirty protest on the roof!
When Cleaner got on the roof it looked liked Neil Buchannan had done a massive bukkake art attack. It took Cleaner all day to wash the roof, and to top it all off, Cleaner had to wash all of his brooms once again.
Incase anyone is curious as to Cleaner's swear - It was a very angry 'fiddlesticks' and it cost Cleaner his first marriage. |  | | |
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| Pigeons. on 16:53 - May 10 with 2347 views | Blue_Order |
All birds are government drones.
If it flies, it spies. |  | | |
| Pigeons. on 16:56 - May 10 with 2332 views | Leaky |
| Pigeons. on 16:51 - May 10 by cleaner |
Don't get Cleaner started! To this day, Pigeons are the only thing what has come close to making Cleaner do a swear.
It was a cold Sunday in Walberswick when Cleaner got up to give his brooms a wash for the following week of graft. Just as cleaner wound his hose back in, a gaggle of those filthy beggars flew over Cleaner's caravan and staged a dirty protest on the roof!
When Cleaner got on the roof it looked liked Neil Buchannan had done a massive bukkake art attack. It took Cleaner all day to wash the roof, and to top it all off, Cleaner had to wash all of his brooms once again.
Incase anyone is curious as to Cleaner's swear - It was a very angry 'fiddlesticks' and it cost Cleaner his first marriage. |
Pehaps it was your caravan we threw chick peas on the roof., would have kept the local pidgeons active for a few hours especially at night time | | | |
| Pigeons. on 20:06 - May 10 with 2244 views | Crawfordsboot |
| Pigeons. on 16:51 - May 10 by cleaner |
Don't get Cleaner started! To this day, Pigeons are the only thing what has come close to making Cleaner do a swear.
It was a cold Sunday in Walberswick when Cleaner got up to give his brooms a wash for the following week of graft. Just as cleaner wound his hose back in, a gaggle of those filthy beggars flew over Cleaner's caravan and staged a dirty protest on the roof!
When Cleaner got on the roof it looked liked Neil Buchannan had done a massive bukkake art attack. It took Cleaner all day to wash the roof, and to top it all off, Cleaner had to wash all of his brooms once again.
Incase anyone is curious as to Cleaner's swear - It was a very angry 'fiddlesticks' and it cost Cleaner his first marriage. |
It was worth it then:) |  | | |
| Pigeons. on 20:11 - May 10 with 2229 views | Ryorry |
| Pigeons. on 16:36 - May 10 by Weekender |
Air rifle |
Pigeon pie.
All good. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 20:27 - May 10 with 2216 views | jeera |
| Pigeons. on 16:40 - May 10 by footers |
No human has ever seen a baby pigeon. That's scientific fact.
I think they come from outer space. |
You mean a juvenile.
They don't leave the home until kicked out like lazy teenagers.
I've seen a few [dead] babies that have fallen out of the nests; pigeons aren't great parents and are terrible builders. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 21:05 - May 10 with 2179 views | stantheman |
| Pigeons. on 20:27 - May 10 by jeera |
You mean a juvenile.
They don't leave the home until kicked out like lazy teenagers.
I've seen a few [dead] babies that have fallen out of the nests; pigeons aren't great parents and are terrible builders. |
The males seem to be serial sex pests from what I have seen. |  | | |
| Pigeons. on 21:09 - May 10 with 2170 views | jeera |
| Pigeons. on 21:05 - May 10 by stantheman |
The males seem to be serial sex pests from what I have seen. |
They certainly give the ducks a close run for the avian sex pest title. | |
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| Pigeons. on 21:23 - May 10 with 2153 views | Oldsmoker |
| Pigeons. on 20:11 - May 10 by Ryorry |
Pigeon pie.
All good. |
My grandma cooked a pigeon pie once.
The meat was a dark purple and it had a whiff about it that said it had gorn orf.
I threw it all up about 20 minutes after eating it.
If it was rated as a choice meat alongside pheasant or duck it would be sold in restaurants. It isn't 'cos it's foul. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 21:45 - May 10 with 2128 views | Ryorry |
| Pigeons. on 21:23 - May 10 by Oldsmoker |
My grandma cooked a pigeon pie once.
The meat was a dark purple and it had a whiff about it that said it had gorn orf.
I threw it all up about 20 minutes after eating it.
If it was rated as a choice meat alongside pheasant or duck it would be sold in restaurants. It isn't 'cos it's foul. |
Used to eat it regularly - careful cleaning, eat within 2 days & it's poor woman's pheasant, yum. | |
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| Pigeons. on 21:47 - May 10 with 2121 views | Oldsmoker |
| Pigeons. on 21:45 - May 10 by Ryorry |
Used to eat it regularly - careful cleaning, eat within 2 days & it's poor woman's pheasant, yum. |
There are 2 things you should know about Oldsmoker.
He's not poor and he's not a woman. | |
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| Pigeons. on 21:49 - May 10 with 2118 views | Ryorry |
| Pigeons. on 21:47 - May 10 by Oldsmoker |
There are 2 things you should know about Oldsmoker.
He's not poor and he's not a woman. |
Merely a turn of phrase, errrm ... dear boy 😂 | |
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| Pigeons. on 22:10 - May 10 with 2103 views | Oldsmoker |
| Pigeons. on 21:49 - May 10 by Ryorry |
Merely a turn of phrase, errrm ... dear boy 😂 |
I'm not dear - very much a cheap date. | |
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| Pigeons. on 08:28 - May 11 with 2014 views | IpswichKnight |
What you want is a crows nest nearby. The crow hates anything bigger than a woodpecker, yesterday it saw the woodpecker on our fat balls and swooped in to chase it off, did the same to the pigeons and last year when the babies fledged it went for our cat as well once!
Currently the Crow is strutting around our garden like an avian Connor McGregor. |  | | |
| Pigeons. on 09:22 - May 11 with 1970 views | BlueandTruesince82 |
Plus the decide to kick off at stupid oclock in the morning... getting woken up by persistent hoo hooooooo, hoo, hooooooo, hoo at 5.30 am does not please me.
Flying rats. |  |
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| Pigeons. on 09:29 - May 11 with 1956 views | north_stand77 |
| Pigeons. on 08:28 - May 11 by IpswichKnight |
What you want is a crows nest nearby. The crow hates anything bigger than a woodpecker, yesterday it saw the woodpecker on our fat balls and swooped in to chase it off, did the same to the pigeons and last year when the babies fledged it went for our cat as well once!
Currently the Crow is strutting around our garden like an avian Connor McGregor. |
I hate the 'men-in-black' crows.
You're right, they walk around as if they own the place and with help from
the local magpie gang have stolen all our wild duck newly born babies and eggs from nests. At least 37 over last 3 weeks.
New hatching 2 days ago and half have disappeared over night last night
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