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Ultimate Fry Up 13:29 - Aug 18 with 24370 viewsRoyKeanesDog

Tomorrow I am going to cook what I consider to be the ultimate fry up.

Obviously that means leaving Mushrooms in the pond they grow in.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:32 - Aug 18 with 7479 viewsITFC_Forever

Can't beat a good breakfast before going to the game.

Oh.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:32 - Aug 18 with 7469 viewsSuffolkBlue13

No ultimate breakfast would exist without mushrooms
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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:33 - Aug 18 with 7463 viewsLord_Lucan

I was thinking about this. Do you still want to do it together for that thing or do you want to go solo.

If you want to do it as a team I have a fantastic addition - completely off the scale.

If you want to go it alone fair enough but be warned, I will win.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:33 - Aug 18 with 7453 viewsartsbossbeard

Your father's "Rate my Plate" effort from this morning should be classed as the pinnacle for all fry ups.

Bar the bean juice touching the bacon, it was spot on.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:35 - Aug 18 with 7428 viewsfactual_blue

You're not much of a fun guy are you?

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:36 - Aug 18 with 7419 viewshomer_123

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:32 - Aug 18 by SuffolkBlue13

No ultimate breakfast would exist without mushrooms


Mushrooms are just like cheese - evil vile stuff.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:37 - Aug 18 with 7401 viewsJ2BLUE

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:33 - Aug 18 by Lord_Lucan

I was thinking about this. Do you still want to do it together for that thing or do you want to go solo.

If you want to do it as a team I have a fantastic addition - completely off the scale.

If you want to go it alone fair enough but be warned, I will win.


If you leave the hash browns out again you will lose. Don't make the same mistake.

Truly impaired.
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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:37 - Aug 18 with 7394 viewsKieran_Knows

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:36 - Aug 18 by homer_123

Mushrooms are just like cheese - evil vile stuff.


This.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:38 - Aug 18 with 7397 viewsfooters

Agree on the mushrooms.

But it won't be considered ultimate unless you include both black and white puddings.

And Bacon Grill used to be a firm favourite too (also great carp bait) but nowhere seems to sell it these days.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:39 - Aug 18 with 7382 viewsStokieBlue

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:36 - Aug 18 by homer_123

Mushrooms are just like cheese - evil vile stuff.




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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:40 - Aug 18 with 7367 viewsITFC_Forever

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:37 - Aug 18 by Kieran_Knows

This.


It's a good job Phil and Gav are busy and can't see what you and Homer are posting.

You'd be straight under the ban-hammer.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:42 - Aug 18 with 7349 viewsvapour_trail

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:33 - Aug 18 by artsbossbeard

Your father's "Rate my Plate" effort from this morning should be classed as the pinnacle for all fry ups.

Bar the bean juice touching the bacon, it was spot on.


Bean juice. Uhuhuhuhuhuh.

Sausage bacon eggs (poached) eggs (scrambled) toast (white) shrooms tomatoes pudding (black) hash browns haggis.

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Edit: how did I miss the fried bread!
[Post edited 18 Aug 2017 13:46]

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:43 - Aug 18 with 7338 viewsRoyKeanesDog

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:33 - Aug 18 by artsbossbeard

Your father's "Rate my Plate" effort from this morning should be classed as the pinnacle for all fry ups.

Bar the bean juice touching the bacon, it was spot on.


I'll beat it.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:43 - Aug 18 with 7347 viewsBent_double

Sorry, but I consider myself a bit of an expert on this subject, having cooked several thousand of 'em over the last decade, but you need mushrooms on a proper FE.

Just no tomatoes, well, not tinned ones anyway.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:44 - Aug 18 with 7338 viewsLord_Lucan

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:37 - Aug 18 by J2BLUE

If you leave the hash browns out again you will lose. Don't make the same mistake.


I make my own hash browns thank you very much.

Annoyingly the cafe I go into some mornings doesn't have hash browns on my set breakfast option but I have gone off frozen ones anyway and have extra fried bread instead.

I think fried bread is the essential part of any breakfast.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:44 - Aug 18 with 7330 viewschicoazul

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:42 - Aug 18 by vapour_trail

Bean juice. Uhuhuhuhuhuh.

Sausage bacon eggs (poached) eggs (scrambled) toast (white) shrooms tomatoes pudding (black) hash browns haggis.

Coffee

Jobs a goodun.

Edit: how did I miss the fried bread!
[Post edited 18 Aug 2017 13:46]


Haggis. In a fry up. Haggis.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:46 - Aug 18 with 7307 viewsKieran_Knows

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:40 - Aug 18 by ITFC_Forever

It's a good job Phil and Gav are busy and can't see what you and Homer are posting.

You'd be straight under the ban-hammer.


Ha, cheese is the evil of food .....

... i'll just go grab my tin hat!

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:46 - Aug 18 with 7297 viewsBlue_Order

I'm in the cafe waiting for a fry up as I type.

Bacon
Sausage (used as a breakwater between the eggs and beans (I'm a regular so they know the score without me having to ask))
Fried eggs
Beans
Mushrooms
Hash Browns
Bread & Butter

& a two sugared tea.
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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:47 - Aug 18 with 7271 viewsjimsymBLUE

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:42 - Aug 18 by vapour_trail

Bean juice. Uhuhuhuhuhuh.

Sausage bacon eggs (poached) eggs (scrambled) toast (white) shrooms tomatoes pudding (black) hash browns haggis.

Coffee

Jobs a goodun.

Edit: how did I miss the fried bread!
[Post edited 18 Aug 2017 13:46]


Swap the haggis and toast for some Scots sausage and fried bread and you're there.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:47 - Aug 18 with 7273 viewsReuser_is_God

Sausage
Bacon
Beans
Fried egg
Hash browns
Tomatoes
Mushrooms

Leave the toast, it's too bland & filling. Double up on bacon instead.

Evans out
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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:48 - Aug 18 with 7263 viewsRoyKeanesDog

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:43 - Aug 18 by Bent_double

Sorry, but I consider myself a bit of an expert on this subject, having cooked several thousand of 'em over the last decade, but you need mushrooms on a proper FE.

Just no tomatoes, well, not tinned ones anyway.


In all fairness, I appreciate it is essential if you like them.

Mushrooms will never be something I appreciate.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:49 - Aug 18 with 7238 viewsStokieBlue

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:38 - Aug 18 by footers

Agree on the mushrooms.

But it won't be considered ultimate unless you include both black and white puddings.

And Bacon Grill used to be a firm favourite too (also great carp bait) but nowhere seems to sell it these days.


Morcilla is even better than black pudding.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:50 - Aug 18 with 7235 viewsLord_Lucan

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:42 - Aug 18 by vapour_trail

Bean juice. Uhuhuhuhuhuh.

Sausage bacon eggs (poached) eggs (scrambled) toast (white) shrooms tomatoes pudding (black) hash browns haggis.

Coffee

Jobs a goodun.

Edit: how did I miss the fried bread!
[Post edited 18 Aug 2017 13:46]


I'm sorry Vapour, I like you but I'm calling you an absolute fücking cünt on this one.

Basically RKD is going on this breakfast competition thing and we were going to do it together but after artistic differences we are going it alone.

Haggis was my secret addition to this daft thing but you have spilled the beans******

***** If sonny Jim nicks this idea I will expect all the credit.

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:50 - Aug 18 with 7229 viewsunbelievablue

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:47 - Aug 18 by Reuser_is_God

Sausage
Bacon
Beans
Fried egg
Hash browns
Tomatoes
Mushrooms

Leave the toast, it's too bland & filling. Double up on bacon instead.


Sausage
Bacon
Fried egg
Hash brown
Grilled tomatoes
Mushrooms
Toast
Brown sauce

White, sugary coffee
Orange juice

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Ultimate Fry Up on 13:50 - Aug 18 with 7228 viewsJ2BLUE

Ultimate Fry Up on 13:48 - Aug 18 by RoyKeanesDog

In all fairness, I appreciate it is essential if you like them.

Mushrooms will never be something I appreciate.


There are mushrooms and there are mushrooms.

A big grilled mushroom is pointless. Button mushrooms, chopped up quite small and fried in butter are excellent.

Truly impaired.
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