| I regret this 13:21 - Jun 8 with 7841 views | wkj |
In the light of the TWTD modmins election conducted by Spruce, it has become obvious people have voted for me in error. Needless to say that in no way motivated by the events of the the opening sentence I must come clean. I have indeed worn socks with my sandals by choice, and I regret this decision deeply. I have decided to admit this in a random act of self vindication and trust the love and support of my TWTD colleagues will allow me to continue to conduct my work promoting peace and prosperity on the forum.
I appreciate the 70 or so users who sent me a concerned PM this morning that my footware indiscretions have them in a mind to leave the board, and I have informed them that I will never wear socks and sandals in the public eye again.
In closing I would like to ask for people to respect my family's privacy at this time, and any questions should be directed to my media relations officer, ElderGrizzly, the board's premier twitter investigator.
Thank you [Post edited 8 Jun 2019 13:22]
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| I regret this on 13:24 - Jun 8 with 4131 views | Marshalls_Mullet |
WKJ is on the coke again! |  |
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| I regret this on 13:25 - Jun 8 with 4133 views | wkj |
naturally, but I would never apologize for that you muppet. | |
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| I regret this on 13:56 - Jun 8 with 4049 views | Marshalls_Mullet |
| I regret this on 13:25 - Jun 8 by wkj |
naturally, but I would never apologize for that you muppet. |
Clearly makes you abusive :-( | |
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| I regret this on 13:58 - Jun 8 with 4045 views | wkj |
Indeed it does, I am awaiting the backlash from the authorities to end this campaign of misery. | |
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| I regret this on 14:01 - Jun 8 with 4032 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 13:58 - Jun 8 by wkj |
Indeed it does, I am awaiting the backlash from the authorities to end this campaign of misery. |
This is why J2 no longer loves you. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| I regret this on 14:05 - Jun 8 with 4026 views | wkj |
| I regret this on 14:01 - Jun 8 by SpruceMoose |
This is why J2 no longer loves you. |
I politely decline to comment on the good name of J2 beyond the fact he is an upstanding member of this board who should be looked up to by all. | |
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| I regret this on 14:07 - Jun 8 with 4018 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 14:05 - Jun 8 by wkj |
I politely decline to comment on the good name of J2 beyond the fact he is an upstanding member of this board who should be looked up to by all. |
I agree. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| I regret this on 14:33 - Jun 8 with 3971 views | hoppy |
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| I regret this on 15:13 - Jun 8 with 3925 views | Ryorry |
| I regret this on 13:58 - Jun 8 by wkj |
Indeed it does, I am awaiting the backlash from the authorities to end this campaign of misery. |
You are Michael Gove in disguise, and I claim my £5  |  |
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| I regret this on 15:32 - Jun 8 with 3895 views | WeWereZombies |
| I regret this on 15:13 - Jun 8 by Ryorry |
You are Michael Gove in disguise, and I claim my £5 |
Yeah right, Katie Price... |  |
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| I regret this on 15:37 - Jun 8 with 3888 views | Ryorry |
| I regret this on 15:32 - Jun 8 by WeWereZombies |
Yeah right, Katie Price... |
 I've never been so insulted in my life!
You'll be hearing from my lawyer first thing Monday morning - Sue!  | |
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| I regret this on 15:42 - Jun 8 with 3874 views | footers |
Well, doesn't that just reduce the life expectancy of the infant. |  |
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| I regret this on 15:48 - Jun 8 with 3870 views | Pendejo |
This is what you deserve, held in place in said socks and sandals for the world to view, castigate and mock you. You ANIMAL!
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| I regret this on 16:52 - Jun 8 with 3797 views | WeWereZombies |
| I regret this on 15:37 - Jun 8 by Ryorry |
I've never been so insulted in my life!
You'll be hearing from my lawyer first thing Monday morning - Sue! |
How do you know the name of my first thing Monday morning identity? | |
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| I regret this on 17:29 - Jun 8 with 3754 views | hoppy |
| I regret this on 16:52 - Jun 8 by WeWereZombies |
How do you know the name of my first thing Monday morning identity? |
Obviously met you before, as gone with the more informal Sue than the Susan you usually introduce yourself as... | |
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| I regret this on 17:51 - Jun 8 with 3714 views | Herbivore |
Bit early in the day to be that drunk. |  |
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| I regret this on 17:58 - Jun 8 with 3702 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 17:51 - Jun 8 by Herbivore |
Bit early in the day to be that drunk. |
Always 8am somewhere. | |
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| I regret this on 18:01 - Jun 8 with 3695 views | J2BLUE |
| I regret this on 15:37 - Jun 8 by Ryorry |
I've never been so insulted in my life!
You'll be hearing from my lawyer first thing Monday morning - Sue! |
Yea ffs guys, Ryorry has way bigger tits than Jordan.
#alwaysgotyourback |  |
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| I regret this on 18:03 - Jun 8 with 3685 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 18:01 - Jun 8 by J2BLUE |
Yea ffs guys, Ryorry has way bigger tits than Jordan.
#alwaysgotyourback |
How do you know this J2? | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| I regret this on 18:04 - Jun 8 with 3678 views | J2BLUE |
| I regret this on 18:03 - Jun 8 by SpruceMoose |
How do you know this J2? |
Because she is a keen bird enthusiast | |
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| I regret this on 18:05 - Jun 8 with 3676 views | J2BLUE |
| I regret this on 14:01 - Jun 8 by SpruceMoose |
This is why J2 no longer loves you. |
Frankly i'm disgusted. | |
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| I regret this on 18:06 - Jun 8 with 3670 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 18:04 - Jun 8 by J2BLUE |
Because she is a keen bird enthusiast |
Oh. Thought you two had been smashing your uglies together. [Post edited 8 Jun 2019 18:06]
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| I regret this on 18:07 - Jun 8 with 3659 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 18:05 - Jun 8 by J2BLUE |
Frankly i'm disgusted. |
You don't know the half of it. Some of the stuff she says on the LeftyBumFest whatsapp chat even makes me raise an eyebrow.
Edit - referring to wkj here not Rozzers! [Post edited 9 Jun 2019 0:38]
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| I regret this on 18:09 - Jun 8 with 3653 views | J2BLUE |
| I regret this on 18:06 - Jun 8 by SpruceMoose |
Oh. Thought you two had been smashing your uglies together. [Post edited 8 Jun 2019 18:06]
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Are you suggesting Ryorry couldn't do any better than me? Harsh. | |
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| I regret this on 18:10 - Jun 8 with 3648 views | SpruceMoose |
| I regret this on 18:09 - Jun 8 by J2BLUE |
Are you suggesting Ryorry couldn't do any better than me? Harsh. |
How offensive can my reply be? | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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