| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club 14:44 - Apr 4 with 3802 views | ITFCSteward |
To report me.
I bet you weren't expecting to get put through to me were you? Your line appeared to cut off quickly. [Post edited 4 Apr 2018 15:16]
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:47 - Apr 4 with 2920 views | SpruceMoose |
I'll add this to the TWTD repository of 'Things Which Never Happened'. |  |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:48 - Apr 4 with 2903 views | Bluefish |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:47 - Apr 4 by SpruceMoose |
I'll add this to the TWTD repository of 'Things Which Never Happened'. |
Please let it be true |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:49 - Apr 4 with 2893 views | wkj |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:47 - Apr 4 by SpruceMoose |
I'll add this to the TWTD repository of 'Things Which Never Happened'. |
are you sure there is enough room to add this whopper? |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:50 - Apr 4 with 2870 views | oneonmyknee |
I would love this to be true
And for the name of the poster to be revealed |  | | |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:53 - Apr 4 with 2814 views | Darth_Koont |
So you're pretending to be a real person and damaging their reputation or you are that real person abusing their position to post on an Internet forum ...
Either way STFU. |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:55 - Apr 4 with 2774 views | wkj |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:53 - Apr 4 by Darth_Koont |
So you're pretending to be a real person and damaging their reputation or you are that real person abusing their position to post on an Internet forum ...
Either way STFU. |
Easter holidays will be over soon and the steward.. i mean kids will be going back to class [Post edited 4 Apr 2018 14:56]
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:58 - Apr 4 with 2742 views | longtimefan |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:48 - Apr 4 by Bluefish |
Please let it be true |
Can I claim responsibility for putting the idea in someone’s head  |  | | |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:58 - Apr 4 with 2736 views | mattelliot |
Also, i know the bloke in the picture. A really nice down to earth guy, so ii guess its not accurate. Just like many things you've 'announced' | | | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 with 2700 views | BlueBadger |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:47 - Apr 4 by SpruceMoose |
I'll add this to the TWTD repository of 'Things Which Never Happened'. |
That's two in two days, what with Mick leaving yesterday as well. |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 with 2702 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
"You are through to Ipswich Town. For match tickets select ..."
Half an hour later
"To speak to an operative please hold the line or press 0"
"All our operators are busy at the moment. Your call is important to us. You are number one in the queue. Your call is important to us. Please hold"
Half an hour later
"Hello. Ipswich Town Football Club. How can I help?"
"Err, hello, I would like to speak to ITFC Steward ... I mean someone in charge about someone posting on the internet under the name ITFC Steward."
Does this follow with:
a) laughter and "we do not have any stewards working here on non-match days"
b) "hold on let me see if I can find someone to take your query"
or c) "oh yes, let me just put you through to him ... ITFC Steward, paging ITFC Steward, you are required on the phone!"? |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 with 2699 views | SpruceMoose |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:55 - Apr 4 by wkj |
Easter holidays will be over soon and the steward.. i mean kids will be going back to class [Post edited 4 Apr 2018 14:56]
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Maybe I'm getting old, but I remember when comedy accounts used to actually attempt some comedy.As the longest running comedy account on the board I would know. | |
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"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 with 2688 views | Johnny_Boy |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:53 - Apr 4 by Darth_Koont |
So you're pretending to be a real person and damaging their reputation or you are that real person abusing their position to post on an Internet forum ...
Either way STFU. |
So wait a minute. You aren't SBR? |  | | |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 with 2678 views | Darth_Koont |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 by Johnny_Boy |
So wait a minute. You aren't SBR? |
Eh? | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 with 2677 views | EdSheeran |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 by SpruceMoose |
Maybe I'm getting old, but I remember when comedy accounts used to actually attempt some comedy.As the longest running comedy account on the board I would know. |
Not sure that all comedy accounts should be tarred with the same brush | | | |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 with 2671 views | BlueBadger |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 14:50 - Apr 4 by oneonmyknee |
I would love this to be true
And for the name of the poster to be revealed |
But what happens if it turns out that he's not even married? | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 with 2673 views | wkj |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 by SpruceMoose |
Maybe I'm getting old, but I remember when comedy accounts used to actually attempt some comedy.As the longest running comedy account on the board I would know. |
When they try too hard, it almost hurts my soul... | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:05 - Apr 4 with 2619 views | Bluefish |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 by wkj |
When they try too hard, it almost hurts my soul... |
Can't be easy for blueas to keep creating new ones to entertain a tough crowd. | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:05 - Apr 4 with 2615 views | factual_blue |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 by Nthsuffolkblue |
"You are through to Ipswich Town. For match tickets select ..."
Half an hour later
"To speak to an operative please hold the line or press 0"
"All our operators are busy at the moment. Your call is important to us. You are number one in the queue. Your call is important to us. Please hold"
Half an hour later
"Hello. Ipswich Town Football Club. How can I help?"
"Err, hello, I would like to speak to ITFC Steward ... I mean someone in charge about someone posting on the internet under the name ITFC Steward."
Does this follow with:
a) laughter and "we do not have any stewards working here on non-match days"
b) "hold on let me see if I can find someone to take your query"
or c) "oh yes, let me just put you through to him ... ITFC Steward, paging ITFC Steward, you are required on the phone!"? |
It's followed by
d) 'Blueas, somebody wants to speak to you. God knows why'. |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:05 - Apr 4 with 2604 views | Johnny_Boy |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:01 - Apr 4 by Darth_Koont |
Eh? |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:06 - Apr 4 with 2594 views | Darth_Koont |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:05 - Apr 4 by Johnny_Boy |
Your avatar |
Obviously but what has that got to do with anything? | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:07 - Apr 4 with 2579 views | factual_blue |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:00 - Apr 4 by SpruceMoose |
Maybe I'm getting old, but I remember when comedy accounts used to actually attempt some comedy.As the longest running comedy account on the board I would know. |
'Should' know. And, given time, you probably will. | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:08 - Apr 4 with 2568 views | Johnny_Boy |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:05 - Apr 4 by Bluefish |
Can't be easy for blueas to keep creating new ones to entertain a tough crowd. |
You and Blueas do have the monopoly on multiple board names. | | | |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:10 - Apr 4 with 2544 views | Illinoisblue |
this isn't tedious at all |  |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:10 - Apr 4 with 2532 views | BlueBadger |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:10 - Apr 4 by Illinoisblue |
this isn't tedious at all |
The 'abuse' button's been pushed there. Shall we start the timer? | |
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| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:12 - Apr 4 with 2513 views | Johnny_Boy |
| Hilarious that one of you has phoned the club on 15:06 - Apr 4 by Darth_Koont |
Obviously but what has that got to do with anything? |
You are in current conversation with a nutjob using somebody else's Avatar, alluding to be that person.....(poorly parodied) | | | |
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