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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself 15:27 - Oct 26 with 7933 viewshomer_123

your avatar does make me chuckle.

It's not about perception at all. Bacon is far tastier than dog meat.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:29 - Oct 26 with 6397 viewsSpruceMoose

You've clearly never stumbled in at 1am and busted open a can of Pedigree Chum.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 with 6381 viewsClausThomsen

Have you tried dog meat?
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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 with 6381 viewshomer_123

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:29 - Oct 26 by SpruceMoose

You've clearly never stumbled in at 1am and busted open a can of Pedigree Chum.


Actually, to be perfectly honest with you I've eaten the following:

Snails
Frogs legs
Horse meat (knowingly) not from Iceland
Dog
Rat
Rabbit
Hare
Wood pigeon
Various fish
and of course the usual suspects of Pig, Cow, Chicken, Turkey

But you're right, I can imagine that a tin of Pedigree Chum at 1am could work - how about on a pizza?

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 with 6372 viewshomer_123

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 by ClausThomsen

Have you tried dog meat?


See my post below, I have.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:33 - Oct 26 with 6366 viewsSpruceMoose

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 by homer_123

Actually, to be perfectly honest with you I've eaten the following:

Snails
Frogs legs
Horse meat (knowingly) not from Iceland
Dog
Rat
Rabbit
Hare
Wood pigeon
Various fish
and of course the usual suspects of Pig, Cow, Chicken, Turkey

But you're right, I can imagine that a tin of Pedigree Chum at 1am could work - how about on a pizza?


It's best served cold. Consider it the working man's caviar.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:46 - Oct 26 with 6338 viewsClausThomsen

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 by homer_123

See my post below, I have.


Where did you try dog meat if I may be so bold sir?
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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:51 - Oct 26 with 6324 viewsRoyKeanesDog

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:46 - Oct 26 by ClausThomsen

Where did you try dog meat if I may be so bold sir?


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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 16:21 - Oct 26 with 6271 viewsimsureazzure

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:46 - Oct 26 by ClausThomsen

Where did you try dog meat if I may be so bold sir?


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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 16:27 - Oct 26 with 6255 viewsGlasgowBlue

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:46 - Oct 26 by ClausThomsen

Where did you try dog meat if I may be so bold sir?


Local Chinese takeaway I would imagine.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 17:51 - Oct 26 with 6179 viewshomer_123

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:46 - Oct 26 by ClausThomsen

Where did you try dog meat if I may be so bold sir?


Asia.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 10:29 - Oct 27 with 6023 viewsClausThomsen

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 17:51 - Oct 26 by homer_123

Asia.


How specific!
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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 10:53 - Oct 27 with 6004 viewsmonytowbray

Even as a meat eater I felt bacon is over rated. Never forget the bacon p1ss thread.

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/333783/have-the-supermarkets-recently-changed-pork-supplier-or-something

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 11:47 - Oct 27 with 5959 viewssolemio

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:32 - Oct 26 by homer_123

Actually, to be perfectly honest with you I've eaten the following:

Snails
Frogs legs
Horse meat (knowingly) not from Iceland
Dog
Rat
Rabbit
Hare
Wood pigeon
Various fish
and of course the usual suspects of Pig, Cow, Chicken, Turkey

But you're right, I can imagine that a tin of Pedigree Chum at 1am could work - how about on a pizza?


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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 12:40 - Oct 27 with 5912 viewsDeano69

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:29 - Oct 26 by SpruceMoose

You've clearly never stumbled in at 1am and busted open a can of Pedigree Chum.


Can you imagine craving a nice quinoa salad at 1am after drinking all night?

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 12:58 - Oct 27 with 5883 viewsSpruceMoose

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 10:53 - Oct 27 by monytowbray

Even as a meat eater I felt bacon is over rated. Never forget the bacon p1ss thread.

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/333783/have-the-supermarkets-recently-changed-pork-supplier-or-something


Congratulations. That is the most ludicrous thing to ever come out of a persons mouth!

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:41 - Oct 27 with 5839 viewsmonytowbray

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 12:40 - Oct 27 by Deano69

Can you imagine craving a nice quinoa salad at 1am after drinking all night?


Chips in pitta covered in chilli sauce mate. We vegans still do filthy food.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:43 - Oct 27 with 5834 viewsSpruceMoose

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:41 - Oct 27 by monytowbray

Chips in pitta covered in chilli sauce mate. We vegans still do filthy food.


Mmm. Were the chips fried in beef fat? That's what makes them taste extra glorious.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:43 - Oct 27 with 5828 viewsJ2BLUE

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:41 - Oct 27 by monytowbray

Chips in pitta covered in chilli sauce mate. We vegans still do filthy food.


That actually appeals more than anything meat based. I had similar when walking home drunk from town.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:44 - Oct 27 with 5826 viewsRyorry

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:43 - Oct 27 by SpruceMoose

Mmm. Were the chips fried in beef fat? That's what makes them taste extra glorious.


Would moose-fat be a good alternative?

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:45 - Oct 27 with 5823 viewsSpruceMoose

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:44 - Oct 27 by Ryorry

Would moose-fat be a good alternative?


Moose is actually very lean. I wouldn't suggest it.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:45 - Oct 27 with 5820 viewsSpruceMoose

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:45 - Oct 27 by SpruceMoose

Moose is actually very lean. I wouldn't suggest it.


Whoops. I meant mean. Moose is actually very mean. I wouldn't suggest it.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:48 - Oct 27 with 5812 viewsRyorry

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:45 - Oct 27 by SpruceMoose

Moose is actually very lean. I wouldn't suggest it.


OK, I'll stick to the venison meat in my freezer then ...

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:50 - Oct 27 with 5802 viewsJ2BLUE

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:48 - Oct 27 by Ryorry

OK, I'll stick to the venison meat in my freezer then ...


You are the devil.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:51 - Oct 27 with 5799 viewsSpruceMoose

Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 14:48 - Oct 27 by Ryorry

OK, I'll stick to the venison meat in my freezer then ...


You should. Venison is tasty stuff.

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Callis - I must apologise but I can't help myself on 15:40 - Oct 27 with 5755 viewsclive_baker

I think I saw Callis on Sunday, walking into the car park opposite the Cobbold. Blowing smoke in my face. F*****g vegans.

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