| Norwich jokes about us on 23:22 - Sep 20 with 5180 views | Sarge |
All the material they could have chosen and they went for trophies and playing in Europe, things they have precisely none of and something they’ve basically never done.
Who wrote these jokes, Rosie Jones? |  | |  |
| Norwich jokes about us on 23:23 - Sep 20 with 5176 views | the_toff |
If we’re talking history there’s really no comparison.
Now if we’re talking present we’re 5 points above them after 7 games.
They’ve got nothing on us. Nothing at all. | | | |
| Norwich jokes about us on 23:27 - Sep 20 with 5152 views | SitfcB |
How many Ipswich fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They are quite happy to live in the shadows.
FFS. Anyone wanna tell him you need light for shadows…  |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 23:28 - Sep 20 with 5144 views | thatbdude |
Unrelated but what does the colour pink have to do with them? Can't they remember their own colour scheme? [Post edited 20 Sep 2023 23:29]
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| Norwich jokes about us on 23:31 - Sep 20 with 5118 views | gainsboroughblue |
Side splitting stuff isn't it. |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 23:54 - Sep 20 with 5043 views | BasingstokeBlue |
Funny fkrs, aren't they? |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 00:12 - Sep 21 with 4986 views | Illinoisblue |
Fair play to this budgie who managed to royally fk up the joke about getting 3 points for speeding (being the only way to get points) and turned into something which makes no sense at all. Back in your haystack you fking idiot.
“The story about 3 years ago. The Chairman and the Manager of the Town were stopped by a police officer for speeding after a match but were let of. Someone commented "they could not even take a point of a police officer" |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 00:42 - Sep 21 with 4928 views | north_stand77 |
Do they really think any of that is remotely funny?
How weird. |  | | |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 07:44 - Sep 21 with 4472 views | Vic |
Those are really sad. I mean, I don’t mind a chuckle at our expense, and jokes about our last 20 yrs can have a ring of truth about them, but things like the trophies and Europe ? Really? I can only assume the children had a PD day in Norwich yesterday! |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 07:53 - Sep 21 with 4412 views | HighgateBlue |
It's incredible. I stopped reading after three or four jokes, but the points of the jokes i read were: Ipswich haven't been in Europe for a long time, Ipswich haven't got anything in their trophy cabinet, our stadium is not worth any money, and our seasons tickets are not very popular.
They MUST realise that we've been in Europe more recently than them? That we've won the league, the FA Cup and a major European trophy (none of which they have)? That we have a bigger stadium than them (which incidentally has more fans through the gates than theirs, and has for over a year, and has just had millions spent on the pitch alone)? And that we had to cap the number of season tickets because there was too much demand?
Jokes are all about timing, and I would suggest that they're two or three years late in making fun of us.
I look forward to them re-working some of those jokes so that they are specific to the fact that we've never won in Munich. They can have that one. |  | | |
| Norwich jokes about us on 08:06 - Sep 21 with 4343 views | thatbdude |
I never got why we chose green. It should've been the Blue'un (if it was possible then) | |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 08:06 - Sep 21 with 4339 views | thatbdude |
| Norwich jokes about us on 23:27 - Sep 20 by SitfcB |
How many Ipswich fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They are quite happy to live in the shadows.
FFS. Anyone wanna tell him you need light for shadows… |
That's embarrassing | |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 08:30 - Sep 21 with 4184 views | Grandpa |
What's the difference between a Norwich wife/sister/aunt (same thing) & a Kit-Kat?
You can only get four fingers in a Kit-Kat [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 8:46]
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| Norwich jokes about us on 08:46 - Sep 21 with 4078 views | EdwardF |
''Norwich fans are the only people to welcome climate change because as the north sea rises they will finally have a use for their webbed feet'' [Post edited 21 Sep 2023 8:48]
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| Norwich jokes about us on 08:46 - Sep 21 with 4071 views | Ryorry |
That thread's from July this year.
10-year old kids would be embarrassed by the sheer stupidity & lameness of any/all of those utterly pathetic so-called "jokes". |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 08:51 - Sep 21 with 4034 views | EdwardF |
Ipswich and Norwich football clubs also divide on religious lines.
Ipswich are Sunni whereas Norwich are just Shiites | |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 09:13 - Sep 21 with 3899 views | GeoffSentence |
| Norwich jokes about us on 23:31 - Sep 20 by gainsboroughblue |
Side splitting stuff isn't it. |
I quite enjoyed the hedgehog one. |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 09:45 - Sep 21 with 3669 views | tazdac |
There was a fire a Carrot Road (yes another one) and Delia was running round saying “save the cups! Save the cups!” Then someone calmed her down and reassured her the fire was nowhere near the canteen! :o) | | | |
| Norwich jokes about us on 09:47 - Sep 21 with 3635 views | Keno |
Some of those almost make Michael McIntyre seems funny ..... almost |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 09:50 - Sep 21 with 3620 views | Swansea_Blue |
I blame the teachers |  |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 09:52 - Sep 21 with 3592 views | Keno |
| Norwich jokes about us on 09:50 - Sep 21 by Swansea_Blue |
I blame the teachers |
without teachers I wouldn't be the man I is today | |
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| Norwich jokes about us on 09:57 - Sep 21 with 3538 views | OldFart71 |
What do you call a car with yellow body and green wings ? A Budgeriecar. | | | |
| Norwich jokes about us on 10:40 - Sep 21 with 3409 views | yellowrider |
| Norwich jokes about us on 07:53 - Sep 21 by HighgateBlue |
It's incredible. I stopped reading after three or four jokes, but the points of the jokes i read were: Ipswich haven't been in Europe for a long time, Ipswich haven't got anything in their trophy cabinet, our stadium is not worth any money, and our seasons tickets are not very popular.
They MUST realise that we've been in Europe more recently than them? That we've won the league, the FA Cup and a major European trophy (none of which they have)? That we have a bigger stadium than them (which incidentally has more fans through the gates than theirs, and has for over a year, and has just had millions spent on the pitch alone)? And that we had to cap the number of season tickets because there was too much demand?
Jokes are all about timing, and I would suggest that they're two or three years late in making fun of us.
I look forward to them re-working some of those jokes so that they are specific to the fact that we've never won in Munich. They can have that one. |
Believe it or not (and most Yellow refuse to do so), I 100% agree with the point about the three competitions you've won and that we have not scaled those heights. Surprised you failed to mention another fact about two of your managers also! Perhaps you struggle to recall that?
However, your point about 'millions spent on your pitch' just shows for how long you've neglected it! FCR has had undersoil heating for many years (the boy Chase installed it in fact). The pitch is one of those hybrid artificial / natural grass concoctions and (again) was laid several year ago. On season tickets, we have sold out for years and years imposing a cap just like yourselves. Do try and keep up with the facts! | | | |
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