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*BAD PUN ALERT* 12:01 - Feb 21 with 1269 viewsThe_Major

Oh, look.

Nun-league football.

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:02 - Feb 21 with 1221 viewsSamuelowen88

That's a terrible pun! Please don't make a habit of it

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:07 - Feb 21 with 1185 viewshoppy

No decent crosses at all. Are they even using the wing (and a prayer)?

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:20 - Feb 21 with 1135 viewsNthQldITFC

Doesn't look like a convent-ional 4-4-2 to me.


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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:21 - Feb 21 with 1125 viewsFixed_It

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:02 - Feb 21 by Samuelowen88

That's a terrible pun! Please don't make a habit of it


That's out of order!

Ready! Steady! Cook!
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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:38 - Feb 21 with 1086 viewshammo56

By the look of that they are obviously all singing from the same hymn sheet.
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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:52 - Feb 21 with 1049 viewshoppy

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:38 - Feb 21 by hammo56

By the look of that they are obviously all singing from the same hymn sheet.


What song? Sisters are doing it for themselves?

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:56 - Feb 21 with 1039 viewstazdac

When they get the ball are they on the run?
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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:59 - Feb 21 with 1037 viewsWeWereZombies

No smile or smirk, not even a titter or a whimple...

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:59 - Feb 21 with 1032 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:21 - Feb 21 by Fixed_It

That's out of order!


Throw the holy book at him.
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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:04 - Feb 21 with 1014 viewsVeggie

Are they managed by Garry Monk?
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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:13 - Feb 21 with 985 viewsgainsboroughblue

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:04 - Feb 21 by Veggie

Are they managed by Garry Monk?


Captained by Teddy Bishop.

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:14 - Feb 21 with 982 viewsWeWereZombies

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:13 - Feb 21 by gainsboroughblue

Captained by Teddy Bishop.


Get thee to a punnery...

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:17 - Feb 21 with 976 viewsKeno

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:14 - Feb 21 by WeWereZombies

Get thee to a punnery...


This thread is virgin on the ridiculous

Oh is that Pope on goal?

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:40 - Feb 21 with 947 viewsWeWereZombies

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:17 - Feb 21 by Keno

This thread is virgin on the ridiculous

Oh is that Pope on goal?


Nick Pope is what will happen if the police ever unravel the Vatican finances...

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:45 - Feb 21 with 933 viewsKeno

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:40 - Feb 21 by WeWereZombies

Nick Pope is what will happen if the police ever unravel the Vatican finances...


He will probably rely on a bent copper and a prayer to St Fellatio, the patron saint of catholic priests

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 14:31 - Feb 21 with 874 viewsBlueandTruesince82

It's all very well you lot making jokes but she's top Ashtons dashboard right now ans earmarked as our next striker.

A bit of divine influence to help us a long

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:34 - Apr 6 with 628 viewsRyorry

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 14:31 - Feb 21 by BlueandTruesince82

It's all very well you lot making jokes but she's top Ashtons dashboard right now ans earmarked as our next striker.

A bit of divine influence to help us a long


Clearly his mission failed.

Needs to do better in his trappist efforts.

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:44 - Apr 6 with 513 viewsWeWereZombies

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 13:34 - Apr 6 by Ryorry

Clearly his mission failed.

Needs to do better in his trappist efforts.


OK, this one only occurred to me when I was looking up 'The Magdalene Sisters' for a pun but does the physio have 'helping fallen women' as part of her job description?

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:47 - Apr 6 with 508 viewsRyorry

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:44 - Apr 6 by WeWereZombies

OK, this one only occurred to me when I was looking up 'The Magdalene Sisters' for a pun but does the physio have 'helping fallen women' as part of her job description?


"fallen women"?

No earthly idea of what that means I'm sure

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:50 - Apr 6 with 503 viewsWeWereZombies

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:47 - Apr 6 by Ryorry

"fallen women"?

No earthly idea of what that means I'm sure


Are you asserting that nuns fake it when they go down?

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:51 - Apr 6 with 498 viewsEwan_Oozami

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:50 - Apr 6 by WeWereZombies

Are you asserting that nuns fake it when they go down?


Just looking for the soap....

Just one small problem; sell their houses to who, Ben? Fcking Aquaman?
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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 16:01 - Apr 6 with 487 viewshoppy

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 15:50 - Apr 6 by WeWereZombies

Are you asserting that nuns fake it when they go down?


That's one messed up fantasy you've got going on there...

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 16:02 - Apr 6 with 484 viewsWeWereZombies

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 16:01 - Apr 6 by hoppy

That's one messed up fantasy you've got going on there...


I'm calling it 'When Harriet met Sally'...

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*BAD PUN ALERT* on 16:47 - Apr 6 with 451 viewsSwansea_Blue

*BAD PUN ALERT* on 12:52 - Feb 21 by hoppy

What song? Sisters are doing it for themselves?


I suppose they have to after pledging chastity.

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