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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going 19:43 - Jun 10 with 8349 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

His name rhymes with forward... so there is a start.

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 15:51 - Jun 11 with 3035 viewsSpruceMoose

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 15:09 - Jun 11 by hatch

His name is James Norwood, he plays as a forward,
He's banging them in for the Town (The Town!)
When he walks down the street, everyone that he meets shouts 'Oi, Big Boy, what's your name?'

His name is James Norwood, he plays as a forward....etc....etc.



Oi Big Boy?

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 16:18 - Jun 11 with 3004 viewsHalf_Idiot

Simple one really

We've got James Norwood
Norwood is F'ing good

repeat
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 17:01 - Jun 11 with 2977 viewscaught-in-limbo

Tune:



Words:

GOAL, a GOAL, we're gonna score a GOAL.
GOAL, a GOAL, who's gonna score our GOAL?
NorWOOD, or maybe Scusey SHOULD, or even Quaner COULD
dah dah dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah dah dah dah (fade out)
[Post edited 11 Jun 2019 17:07]

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 19:22 - Jun 11 with 2932 viewsWarkystache



Ra Ra James Norwood
At last a striker who is good
He's got a cock the length of your arm

Ra Ra James Norwood
40 goals? He surely could
Think I've just cum a bit, I gotta stay calm

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 19:32 - Jun 11 with 2922 viewshatch

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 19:22 - Jun 11 by Warkystache



Ra Ra James Norwood
At last a striker who is good
He's got a cock the length of your arm

Ra Ra James Norwood
40 goals? He surely could
Think I've just cum a bit, I gotta stay calm


Yep, this is the one.
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 19:49 - Jun 11 with 2913 viewsFenoit

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 19:22 - Jun 11 by Warkystache



Ra Ra James Norwood
At last a striker who is good
He's got a cock the length of your arm

Ra Ra James Norwood
40 goals? He surely could
Think I've just cum a bit, I gotta stay calm


Nailed it!

I can just hear the dads in the family enclosure chanting along. Perfect one for the flask and blanket brigade too.
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 20:10 - Jun 11 with 2902 viewsglasso

Tomas Holy song, only to be sung by people in the upper tier:

This is how it feels to be Holy
This is how it feels to be tall
This is how it feels when you know they'll score bug*er all.
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 20:33 - Jun 11 with 2882 viewsSE1blue

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 20:10 - Jun 11 by glasso

Tomas Holy song, only to be sung by people in the upper tier:

This is how it feels to be Holy
This is how it feels to be tall
This is how it feels when you know they'll score bug*er all.


To the Hokey Cokey You push your right back out Your left back in You do the Holy goalie And you jump around <jump around> That's what he's all about Whooooooa our Holy goalie Whooooooa our Holy goalie Whooooooa our Holy goalie Knees bent, arms stretched He's touched the sky.

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 21:53 - Jun 11 with 2844 viewsMoisha

It’s time to revive the old Stewart classic....

There’s only one James Norwood
one James Norwood
Walking along, singing this song
Walking in a Norwood wonderland
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 21:56 - Jun 11 with 2843 viewsSE1blue

To the Carpenters 'Close to you'

Why do goals suddenly appear
Every time, Norwoods near
Just like me, he longs to be
Premier League.
La la la la la laaaaaaaa
Premier League

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 02:24 - Jun 12 with 2805 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 13:22 - Jun 11 by hatch

We bought him in from Birkenhead, Norwood Norwood
I'll get you out this league, he said, Norwood Norwood
The ball comes in from on the wing, he chests it down and bangs it in,
Big James Norwood, Ipswich's number ten!

[Post edited 11 Jun 2019 15:04]


This must be good because 12th Man (Northstander Blue) has copied it on twitter and played it off as his own.


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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 02:35 - Jun 12 with 2800 viewsSpruceMoose

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 02:24 - Jun 12 by The_Romford_Blue

This must be good because 12th Man (Northstander Blue) has copied it on twitter and played it off as his own.



Ffs 12th Man, there's something wrong with you son.

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 06:47 - Jun 12 with 2787 viewshatch

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 02:24 - Jun 12 by The_Romford_Blue

This must be good because 12th Man (Northstander Blue) has copied it on twitter and played it off as his own.



I’ll be asking for royalties.
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 06:55 - Jun 12 with 2780 viewsBlueBoots

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 20:10 - Jun 11 by glasso

Tomas Holy song, only to be sung by people in the upper tier:

This is how it feels to be Holy
This is how it feels to be tall
This is how it feels when you know they'll score bug*er all.


Genius

This doesn't deserve to be lost in a Norwood song thread, so bumping and adding the tune (as a lot won't have guessed it...)


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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 07:37 - Jun 12 with 2760 viewsRichOBlue

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 22:33 - Jun 10 by Reuser_is_God

Holy is our goalie the best there is around
Judge he is the greatest Lambert ever found
Bishop is our favourite a wizard of the game
& here’s the mighty Norwood to do it once again




Winner!

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 08:56 - Jun 12 with 2737 viewsglasso

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 06:55 - Jun 12 by BlueBoots

Genius

This doesn't deserve to be lost in a Norwood song thread, so bumping and adding the tune (as a lot won't have guessed it...)



Ah yeah good point. Would help if I told you the song.
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 09:00 - Jun 12 with 2730 viewsBlue_Order

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 06:55 - Jun 12 by BlueBoots

Genius

This doesn't deserve to be lost in a Norwood song thread, so bumping and adding the tune (as a lot won't have guessed it...)



We’ve got an early demo written to that tune.

This is how it feels to be Ipswich
We’re only down here on a tour
If you score three goals, we’ll just go and score four.

Improvement suggestions are welcome.

Edit - Obviously might not work if we get beat first game
[Post edited 12 Jun 2019 9:04]
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 17:49 - Jun 12 with 2677 viewsdavray9

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 09:00 - Jun 12 by Blue_Order

We’ve got an early demo written to that tune.

This is how it feels to be Ipswich
We’re only down here on a tour
If you score three goals, we’ll just go and score four.

Improvement suggestions are welcome.

Edit - Obviously might not work if we get beat first game
[Post edited 12 Jun 2019 9:04]


Last Season we were just pony
This season won't be as poor
If you score a goal
We'll just go out and score more!
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 19:12 - Jun 12 with 2644 viewsTRUE_BLUE123

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 09:00 - Jun 12 by Blue_Order

We’ve got an early demo written to that tune.

This is how it feels to be Ipswich
We’re only down here on a tour
If you score three goals, we’ll just go and score four.

Improvement suggestions are welcome.

Edit - Obviously might not work if we get beat first game
[Post edited 12 Jun 2019 9:04]


I do want a song that is kind of mocking the fact that we will be a big club in league one. A bit like Man City and the invincible man song.

So this one is nice I would push it out.

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 22:12 - Jun 12 with 2608 viewsglasso

Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 09:00 - Jun 12 by Blue_Order

We’ve got an early demo written to that tune.

This is how it feels to be Ipswich
We’re only down here on a tour
If you score three goals, we’ll just go and score four.

Improvement suggestions are welcome.

Edit - Obviously might not work if we get beat first game
[Post edited 12 Jun 2019 9:04]


G'wan then, here's an American Pie number:

Bye, bye we are Paul Lambert’s blues
We’ve got Holy as our goalie and Chambo and Skuse
With Alan Judge serving Norwood up top
Singing this’ll be the year we go up
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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 06:46 - Jun 13 with 2562 viewsKeaneish

To the tune of all things bright and beautiful, a slightly presumptuous entry from me...

"All teams shi*e and doable
All keepers great and tall
Back fours are in wonder of
James Norwood with the ball

Back to back promotions
The final third is his.
Focus on next summer
He's leading our title win.

All teams shi*e and doable
All keepers great and tall
Back fours are in wonder of
James Norwood with the ball"

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Lets get the Norwood song ideas going on 07:39 - Jun 13 with 2541 viewsBlueBoots

In the tradition of turning lame songs into (hopefully decent) football chants...



His name is Holy, he is our goalie,
You'll see him flying through the air,
He saves shots from anywhere.
Then we signed Norwood, he's our new forward
You'll see him score from near or far,
And he never hits the bar.
He came here from Tranmere,
And we're so glad he's here,
Cos he scores 20 goals every season so we'll go up this year...

La La, La La La La La
La La La La La La La La

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