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I feel like Iâ€™m in the Deep South. 20:49 - Feb 16 with 5277 views

There’s a Willie Nelson lookalike at the bar complete with cowboy hat, the landlord is a shaven head biker sporting a leather wastecoat and Lynard Skynard (sp) are blasting out Freebird on the Jukebox.

Willie is particularly drunk and is missing in action after visiting the toilet.

I am trying to mind my own but I have a couple of elder slappers trying to engage in conversation. They smell of that horrible Rose scent that old desperate women tend to spray over their sweaty bodies.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:50 - Feb 16 with 5256 views

BackToRussia

That last sentence was truly disgusting, congratulations.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:53 - Feb 16 with 5249 views

vapour_trail

This has all the makings of a classic, but that’s really no way to speak of Phil and Gav.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:54 - Feb 16 with 5239 views

PJH

If Willie Nelson lookalike comes back tell him that it is time that he was "On the road again".

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:08 - Feb 16 with 5204 views

Lord_Lucan

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:54 - Feb 16 by PJH
If Willie Nelson lookalike comes back tell him that it is time that he was "On the road again".

Willie just got threatened in the toilet by a very drunk Neanderthal and has ordered a cab. “Mandy” the dwarf lesbian barmaid is so drunk that she has left her post and is now drinking on the other side of the bar. The desperate old women have had a Chinese delivered from the takeaway 6 yards over the road and are eating it at the bar. I hate that, disgusting.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:12 - Feb 16 with 5183 views

PJH

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:08 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Willie just got threatened in the toilet by a very drunk Neanderthal and has ordered a cab. “Mandy” the dwarf lesbian barmaid is so drunk that she has left her post and is now drinking on the other side of the bar. The desperate old women have had a Chinese delivered from the takeaway 6 yards over the road and are eating it at the bar. I hate that, disgusting.

Could be worse, they could be eating Mandy.

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:25 - Feb 16 with 5165 views

Lord_Lucan

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:12 - Feb 16 by PJH
Could be worse, they could be eating Mandy.

You’re talking about Mandy the dwarf lesbian and not MDMA aren’t you.

Some bearded ne'er do well has just walked in with one of those 10 gallon sized bottles of milk and asked for a job.

Fat old rose women is drinking pints of Stella

	“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
Poll:	How will you be celebrating Prince Phils life today

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:26 - Feb 16 with 5156 views

grimboy

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:08 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Willie just got threatened in the toilet by a very drunk Neanderthal and has ordered a cab. “Mandy” the dwarf lesbian barmaid is so drunk that she has left her post and is now drinking on the other side of the bar. The desperate old women have had a Chinese delivered from the takeaway 6 yards over the road and are eating it at the bar. I hate that, disgusting.

You must be in the Brickmakers Arms.

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:29 - Feb 16 with 5143 views

PJH

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:25 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
You’re talking about Mandy the dwarf lesbian and not MDMA aren’t you. Some bearded ne'er do well has just walked in with one of those 10 gallon sized bottles of milk and asked for a job. Fat old rose women is drinking pints of Stella

Yes Mandy the barmaid.

Is Stella another barmaid?

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:30 - Feb 16 with 5140 views

Lord_Lucan

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:26 - Feb 16 by grimboy
You must be in the Brickmakers Arms.

I’m in Nodge - and Tracy left the Brickies years ago - and she isn’t a lezzer.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:32 - Feb 16 with 5128 views

BackToRussia

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:25 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
You’re talking about Mandy the dwarf lesbian and not MDMA aren’t you. Some bearded ne'er do well has just walked in with one of those 10 gallon sized bottles of milk and asked for a job. Fat old rose women is drinking pints of Stella

Was he just taking the milk around with him as a beverage?

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:37 - Feb 16 with 5118 views

stickymockwell

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:12 - Feb 16 by PJH
Could be worse, they could be eating Mandy.

oh Mandy
Well you came and you gave without taking

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:38 - Feb 16 with 5111 views

Lord_Lucan

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:32 - Feb 16 by BackToRussia
Was he just taking the milk around with him as a beverage?

I’ve no idea. I’m starting to think I might be in an asylum.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:40 - Feb 16 with 5107 views

PJH

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:38 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
I’ve no idea. I’m starting to think I might be in an asylum.

Just laughed so much I had a coughing fit.

Should we send RKD up there to rescue you?

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 22:09 - Feb 16 with 5046 views

StochesStotasBlewe

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:30 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
I’m in Nodge - and Tracy left the Brickies years ago - and she isn’t a lezzer.

Sounds more like Royston Vasey.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 22:13 - Feb 16 with 5032 views

Godzilla

Deep south of where?

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 22:37 - Feb 16 with 4992 views

tampa_bay

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 21:32 - Feb 16 by BackToRussia
Was he just taking the milk around with him as a beverage?

Probably some kind of commemorative souvenir from their "trophy cabinet".

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 with 4908 views

Lord_Lucan

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 20:50 - Feb 16 by BackToRussia
That last sentence was truly disgusting, congratulations.

Things aren’t going great BTR.

Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit.

I should be more discaplined.

I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.

	“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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Coastalblue

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR. Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit. I should be more discaplined. I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.

Look on the bright side, sounds like you're in if you can just hold your breath for a few minutes.

Is this a regular haunt or an exploraty mission?

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR. Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit. I should be more discaplined. I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.

L.L......

Meanwhile in the corner of the room the sweaty, rose smelling women.......

......morning Lucan!

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BackToRussia

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 07:32 - Feb 17 by BanksterDebtSlave
L.L...... Meanwhile in the corner of the room the sweaty, rose smelling women....... ......morning Lucan!

Lollll.

Sorry for abandoning you lucers, hope you didn't run off into the night or something.

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The_Romford_Blue

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR. Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit. I should be more discaplined. I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.

An onimous last post.

I do love your threads like this Lucan. Great stuff.

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 13:09 - Feb 17 with 4495 views

RoyKeanesDog

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 23:40 - Feb 16 by Lord_Lucan
Things aren’t going great BTR. Norwich old Stein I know has popped in and having a chit chat and he’s made me have a smoke. I don’t do green very well these days for some reason and I’m getting the horrors a bit. I should be more discaplined. I seriously need a bit of comfort hug.

lol

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I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 13:24 - Feb 17 with 4465 views

BackToRussia

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 13:09 - Feb 17 by RoyKeanesDog
lol

Is he back yet?

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Lord_Lucan

I feel like I’m in the Deep South. on 13:24 - Feb 17 by BackToRussia
Is he back yet?

I'm at work.

	“Hello, I'm your MP. Actually I'm not. I'm your candidate. Gosh.” Boris Johnson canvassing in Henley, 2005.
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