| Christmas Joke Thread 19:52 - Dec 19 with 2137 views | Samuelowen88 |
About time we had this.
I’ll start with and oldie but a classic
2 Snowmen in a field, one says to the other. Do you smell carrots ?
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| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:01 - Dec 19 with 2105 views | The_Romford_Blue |
Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity Manager?
She couldn't run a stable government. |  |
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| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:08 - Dec 19 with 2092 views | gtsb1966 |
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve. |  | | |
| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:17 - Dec 19 with 2077 views | jimsymBLUE |
I think advent calender's are a thing of the past, I'm afraid their days are numbered. |  |
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| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:21 - Dec 19 with 2072 views | NewcyBlue |
I work all year 6 days a week so the kids can have a brilliant Christmas, all the presents they want, and who gets all the credit?..that fatty with the beard. My fault for marrying her I suppose... |  |
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| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:28 - Dec 19 with 2046 views | factual_blue |
| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:01 - Dec 19 by The_Romford_Blue |
Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity Manager?
She couldn't run a stable government. |
What's a 'nativity manager'?
(This 'joke' was on HIGNFY by the way) |  |
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| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:58 - Dec 19 with 1986 views | Bluebell |
My husband asked me what I wanted for Christmas last year.
I told him I didn't care as long as it had diamonds in it.
He bought me a pack of playing cards! |  | | |
| Christmas Joke Thread on 21:06 - Dec 19 with 1971 views | Bluebell |
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Santa: I seem to have a mince pie stuck up my bottom!
Doctor: Well you're in luck because I've got some cream for that! [Post edited 19 Dec 2017 21:12]
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| Christmas Joke Thread on 21:53 - Dec 19 with 1893 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Christmas Joke Thread on 20:28 - Dec 19 by factual_blue |
What's a 'nativity manager'?
(This 'joke' was on HIGNFY by the way) |
I heard it this afternoon. I assumed the person who told me hadn't made it up. | |
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