| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. 13:54 - Oct 10 with 3233 views | BlueBadger |
7 videos in and there's only been one beard sighted. Not a leather patch, tweed jacket or flared trouser to be seen.
Also: look at me. |  |
| |  |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 13:56 - Oct 10 with 3223 views | SpruceMoose |
Not even any sandal and sock action?
I hope you took full advantage of freshers week down the E-Student Union. I imagine that's just a chatroom though.
Seriously, good job, what course are you studying? |  |
| Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 13:57 - Oct 10 with 3213 views | footers |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 13:56 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Not even any sandal and sock action?
I hope you took full advantage of freshers week down the E-Student Union. I imagine that's just a chatroom though.
Seriously, good job, what course are you studying? |
Fashion, obviously. |  |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:03 - Oct 10 with 3202 views | BlueBadger |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 13:56 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Not even any sandal and sock action?
I hope you took full advantage of freshers week down the E-Student Union. I imagine that's just a chatroom though.
Seriously, good job, what course are you studying? |
Finally getting round to upgrading my professional DiPHE into a degree. First two mules are definitely a mixed bag. A fairly straightforward human biology module and a far more patchouli scented one on death and dying. | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:10 - Oct 10 with 3182 views | SpruceMoose |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:03 - Oct 10 by BlueBadger |
Finally getting round to upgrading my professional DiPHE into a degree. First two mules are definitely a mixed bag. A fairly straightforward human biology module and a far more patchouli scented one on death and dying. |
Mules eh? The lowliest of all the four legged beasts. Can't believe they are allowing them to study alongside badgers these days. | |
| Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:11 - Oct 10 with 3171 views | BlueBadger |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:10 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Mules eh? The lowliest of all the four legged beasts. Can't believe they are allowing them to study alongside badgers these days. |
The next module is 'typing'... | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:37 - Oct 10 with 3129 views | dryas |
I don't know where people get this cliched view of us academics ................ |  | | |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:50 - Oct 10 with 3104 views | factual_blue |
Are these VHS or Betamax videos? |  |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:52 - Oct 10 with 3100 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:37 - Oct 10 by dryas |
I don't know where people get this cliched view of us academics ................ |
Well, there's a Professor Beard at Cambridge....... | |
| |
Login to get fewer ads
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:54 - Oct 10 with 3095 views | nodge_blue |
I finished an ou degrees in IT. Enjoyed it for the most part and very rewarding. Well written courses. Only down side was they cost quite a bit now as you probably know. Good luck. |  |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:59 - Oct 10 with 3080 views | FenboyBlue |
and that was just the women ? |  | | |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:00 - Oct 10 with 3078 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 13:56 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Not even any sandal and sock action?
I hope you took full advantage of freshers week down the E-Student Union. I imagine that's just a chatroom though.
Seriously, good job, what course are you studying? |
I'm surprised you haven't taken this opportunity to promote the Spruce Moose Ivy Leaf University, Giving yourself an apparent link to even more prestigious institutions will increase your recruitment amongst foreign students. 'Ivy League' is copyrighted, but I think 'Ivy Leaf' will do the trick.
I'm sure you can fill the void left by the demise of Trumpy-wumpy University. | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:01 - Oct 10 with 3069 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 14:11 - Oct 10 by BlueBadger |
The next module is 'typing'... |
And the next mule? | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:04 - Oct 10 with 3069 views | SpruceMoose |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:00 - Oct 10 by factual_blue |
I'm surprised you haven't taken this opportunity to promote the Spruce Moose Ivy Leaf University, Giving yourself an apparent link to even more prestigious institutions will increase your recruitment amongst foreign students. 'Ivy League' is copyrighted, but I think 'Ivy Leaf' will do the trick.
I'm sure you can fill the void left by the demise of Trumpy-wumpy University. |
Currently we have been shut down by the EPA after it was discovered our campus was actually a portacabin on a landfill site. The explanation that it was being used to study methane omissions did not fly.
Just a blip I assure you. Don't let it put you off enrolling for the 2018 intake. | |
| Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:06 - Oct 10 with 3058 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:04 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Currently we have been shut down by the EPA after it was discovered our campus was actually a portacabin on a landfill site. The explanation that it was being used to study methane omissions did not fly.
Just a blip I assure you. Don't let it put you off enrolling for the 2018 intake. |
Who on your staff would be supervising my PhD on 19th Century policing in rural East Anglia? | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:12 - Oct 10 with 3043 views | SpruceMoose |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:06 - Oct 10 by factual_blue |
Who on your staff would be supervising my PhD on 19th Century policing in rural East Anglia? |
Well, Professor Arsewold has recently taken an unplanned sabbatical, so for the moment you shall be under the tutelage of Professor Benters. | |
| Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:14 - Oct 10 with 3039 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:12 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Well, Professor Arsewold has recently taken an unplanned sabbatical, so for the moment you shall be under the tutelage of Professor Benters. |
*hastily e-mails research proposal to all UK-based universities*
balls | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:14 - Oct 10 with 3038 views | SpruceMoose |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:14 - Oct 10 by factual_blue |
*hastily e-mails research proposal to all UK-based universities*
balls |
End of? | |
| Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:15 - Oct 10 with 3036 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:14 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
End of? |
This | |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:17 - Oct 10 with 3030 views | SpruceMoose |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:15 - Oct 10 by factual_blue |
This |
Well, I've enjoyed this top bantz, but I have some Geography marking to do. If you'll excuse me.
Oh, one last thing. Is the Specific Ocean on the left or right hand side of England? Can never remember that one. | |
| Pronouns: He/Him/His.
"Imagine being a heterosexual white male in Britain at this moment. How bad is that. Everything you say is racist, everything you say is homophobic. The Woke community have really f****d this country." | | Poll: | Selectamod |
| |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:47 - Oct 10 with 3003 views | factual_blue |
| Just started an Open University course and I'm very disappointed. on 15:17 - Oct 10 by SpruceMoose |
Well, I've enjoyed this top bantz, but I have some Geography marking to do. If you'll excuse me.
Oh, one last thing. Is the Specific Ocean on the left or right hand side of England? Can never remember that one. |
It's the same side as your liver.
Or possibly the other side. | |
| |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
