| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night 08:17 - Jun 4 with 6945 views | stickymockwell |
She basically thinks the sun shines out of her family's behind and everything they do is perfect. Honestly they can do no wrong in her eyes, where as my family don't always live up to her standards.
Last Weekend her mum came back from Edinburgh with an expensive bottle of Gin for us, and she's been banging on about opening it for the last few days like it's a major thing. So yesterday I emptied it and filled it with prison grade co-op gin that's been tapped of an old tramps barrel of ethanol.
As she whooped with delight at staggering taste of this beverage with repeated statements of "you can really taste the difference can't you?" I was finding hard not to crack up.
Anyway she has a bit of a minging hangover this morning. I'm feeling a little bad, but I do have some really nice gin concealed in a co-op bottle at the back of the cupboard |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 08:20 - Jun 4 with 6367 views | Benters |
Nice one. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:11 - Jun 4 with 6215 views | britbiker |
It may be petty but sometimes you have to win a minor battle for your own sanity. Now give her the switched cheap bottle and enjoy as she comments on
N how cheap it tastes. |  | | |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:16 - Jun 4 with 6192 views | blue_oyster |
Sounds like you wanted to do the gin test more than actually trick her personally. Same applies to wine and other 'fine' drinks -- it's mostly all in the mind. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:18 - Jun 4 with 6183 views | taximan |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 08:20 - Jun 4 by Benters |
Nice one. |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:18 - Jun 4 with 6180 views | NewcyBlue |
Ex-wife's family were a pain in the backside...
I feel your pain... |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:28 - Jun 4 with 6140 views | TLA |
This is the kind of light relief we all need sometimes - proper funny!
I've got a mate who is 'considerably richer than me'. Years ago we were having a meal and he said he had a couple of bottles of very expensive wine, recommended by his dad. After the first sip, I had to tell him it tasted like rotten fish - he tried to pretend it was brilliant for a while and then said the it must have been the '92, rather than the '93 that was the vintage. The second bottle didn't get opened and we drank the supermarket wine that I brought along, which was nice! |  | | |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:50 - Jun 4 with 6071 views | Lord_Lucan |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:11 - Jun 4 by britbiker |
It may be petty but sometimes you have to win a minor battle for your own sanity. Now give her the switched cheap bottle and enjoy as she comments on
N how cheap it tastes. |
Yes, they must both drink the other bottle and Sticky should wait and get her comments before revealing his man treachery.
It's only things like this that get me through the day. [Post edited 4 Jun 2017 9:51]
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 11:18 - Jun 4 with 5875 views | RoyKeanesDog |
That is fantastic. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 11:32 - Jun 4 with 5844 views | bournemouthblue |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 09:50 - Jun 4 by Lord_Lucan |
Yes, they must both drink the other bottle and Sticky should wait and get her comments before revealing his man treachery.
It's only things like this that get me through the day. [Post edited 4 Jun 2017 9:51]
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Although it could have a downside if she decides that the co-op stuff is a hidden gem |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 11:36 - Jun 4 with 5830 views | Pendejo |
Does she have a surname that's a mundane word pronounced in a strange way?
Is she...
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 12:21 - Jun 4 with 5766 views | GeoffSentence |
Those are the best ones! Well played Sticky. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 12:21 - Jun 4 by GeoffSentence |
Those are the best ones! Well played Sticky. |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:21 - Jun 4 with 5394 views | Deano69 |
Little victories. Love it.
25 years for me this year, these little victories keep it enjoyable. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:33 - Jun 4 with 5352 views | stickymockwell |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:21 - Jun 4 by Deano69 |
Little victories. Love it.
25 years for me this year, these little victories keep it enjoyable. |
Cheers Deano
I might follow it up by buying her favourite farm shop produce from the Spa and putting it in brown paper bags and seeing how that goes? | |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:33 - Jun 4 with 5350 views | HARRY10 |
Perhaps you should ask yourself why she feels the need to behave that way.
Otherwise I have had my wicked way with a number of 'slightly less than attractive women' over the years
The trick I have found is never to tell them that fact | | | |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:41 - Jun 4 with 5322 views | Reuser_is_God |
There is literally nothing worse than a food/drink snob. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:41 - Jun 4 with 5324 views | stickymockwell |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:33 - Jun 4 by HARRY10 |
Perhaps you should ask yourself why she feels the need to behave that way.
Otherwise I have had my wicked way with a number of 'slightly less than attractive women' over the years
The trick I have found is never to tell them that fact |
Don't get me wrong she's a fabulous girl. It's great she loves her family so much but sometimes it verges on the ridiculous. She is also snobbish about certain things but then again who isn't. It was just a bit of mischief in my own head. | |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:45 - Jun 4 with 5301 views | vapour_trail |
That'll never last.
I'm guessing your current strategy is to use all of us as a pressure valve! |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 21:04 - Jun 4 with 5255 views | textbackup |
Regularly do this, but put cheap tomato sauce in a Heinz bottle, or have turkey instead of chicken. Never ever notices. |  |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 21:14 - Jun 4 with 5232 views | vapour_trail |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 21:04 - Jun 4 by textbackup |
Regularly do this, but put cheap tomato sauce in a Heinz bottle, or have turkey instead of chicken. Never ever notices. |
Hang on, she can't spot a turkey posing as a chicken? I'd be tempted to see how far this can be pushed. | |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:45 - Jun 4 by vapour_trail |
That'll never last.
I'm guessing your current strategy is to use all of us as a pressure valve! |
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| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 22:22 - Jun 4 with 5114 views | HARRY10 |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 20:41 - Jun 4 by Reuser_is_God |
There is literally nothing worse than a food/drink snob. |
I think last night's events might suggest otherwise | | | |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 08:57 - Jun 5 with 4935 views | solemio |
It doesn't have to I can promise you. | | | |
| played a bit of a trick on my Wife last night on 18:43 - Jun 13 with 4717 views | Bad_Boy_Mark |
Just had to bump this - it's brilliant and made me laugh and laugh!
Thank you for sharing 😄 |  | | |
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