Think of it in Blackadder terms: Edmund: Oh damn! (falls to the floor) If I die, Baldrick, do you think people would remember me? Baldrick: (stepping over Edmund as he continues packing) Yeah, of course they would. Edmund: Yes, I suppose so. Baldrick: Yeah. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing, and saying "Do you remember old Privy-breath?" Edmund: Do people call me `Privy-breath'? Baldrick: Yeah, the ones who like you. Edmund: Am I then not popular? Baldrick: Erm, well, put it this way: when people slip in what dogs have left in the street, they do tend to say "Whoops, I've trod on an Edmund." | |