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Marcus calls Norwich about Dozzell 16:29 - Jul 22 with 1401 views

"You've unsettled my player so reluctantly we will have to sell Dozzell to you. Shall we say Â£10m?"
Farke agrees to Â£10m and pays over the phone.
"To show there are no hard feelings between our two clubs, we will send him to you inside a giant cake."
Farke loves cake, he is pleased with this news.

The next day a giant blue and white cake is delivered to Carrow Road. Some of their fans gather in the main stand as Delia steps forward to unveil the new signing.

Out of the cake springs Jason Dozzell, who can barely walk these days but is happy with his Â£50k a week new contract. Behind him is Tony Swallow waving a baseball bat. The budgie fans scatter.

Poll:

Who's going to be at the Bolton game?

Marcus calls Norwich about Dozzell on 16:40 - Jul 22 with 1324 views

WarkTheWarkITFC

It was Tony's birthday the other day. Maybe this is a belated gift.

Just to be clear so I can picture it, has he put a bobble hat on Jason's head or not?

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Marcus calls Norwich about Dozzell on 16:46 - Jul 22 with 1267 views

Bobbychase

Marcus calls Norwich about Dozzell on 16:40 - Jul 22 by WarkTheWarkITFC
It was Tony's birthday the other day. Maybe this is a belated gift. Just to be clear so I can picture it, has he put a bobble hat on Jason's head or not?

He does

Poll:

Who's going to be at the Bolton game?

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