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Norwich away chants - retort edition 13:32 - Jan 25 with 13296 viewsartsbossbeard

So, I'm expecting the classic "Going down, going down, going down" and something like "you won't play us again, feck off Ipswich, you won't play us again"

Response wise, what's in the locker, fellow attendees?

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:40 - Jan 25 with 5937 viewsBluefish

The best thing we can do is not get involved because we can't argue with the league table. The best thing we can do is sing about us from start to finish regardless of the result. They can mock our terrible results but they won't be able to mock great support. Alternatively we could join in with them singing how sh*t we are, much like last time.

Sing the allez song on a loop and songs about Ipswich

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:43 - Jan 25 with 5907 viewsuefacup81

Assuming they fail to beat Leeds and Sheffield United, and their fall from the top of the table continues:

Top of the league, but you're f*cking it up
We're going down, but you won't go up

Or something similar?
[Post edited 25 Jan 2019 13:57]

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:43 - Jan 25 with 5904 viewsZedRodgers

I really hope they don't flip the circus in the town one (Lambert being the clown).

That would tip me over the edge.

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[Post edited 25 Jan 2019 13:44]

No, not at the moment

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:44 - Jan 25 with 5898 viewsFixed_It

'Down on your sister...'

Probably about as good as we've got right now.

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:56 - Jan 25 with 5831 viewsWithnail

Has your therapist told you to prepare yourself? Probably a good idea tbh.

I hear that nodge are offering safe spaces this season.
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:00 - Jan 25 with 5796 viewsartsbossbeard

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:56 - Jan 25 by Withnail

Has your therapist told you to prepare yourself? Probably a good idea tbh.

I hear that nodge are offering safe spaces this season.


U ok Hun? xxx

Sending hugs. If you need anything, PM me and I'll ignore as per your last 2.

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:00 - Jan 25 with 5790 viewsReuser_is_God

Just stand there & laugh, respond with pro Ipswich songs rather than trying to come back with something witty is what I’d suggest.

Evans out
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:01 - Jan 25 with 5788 viewsReuser_is_God

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:40 - Jan 25 by Bluefish

The best thing we can do is not get involved because we can't argue with the league table. The best thing we can do is sing about us from start to finish regardless of the result. They can mock our terrible results but they won't be able to mock great support. Alternatively we could join in with them singing how sh*t we are, much like last time.

Sing the allez song on a loop and songs about Ipswich


This.

Evans out
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:02 - Jan 25 with 5783 viewstextbackup

90 mins of "PLBA" would be nice.... but the fast version that we used to do for burley.
"lamberts, barmy army
lamberts, barmy army"
(itfcforever, we know it should be blue and white in most cases, you don't need to point this out, again)


or, and I heard this on "they think its all over" yeeeeears ago, just changed the words....

(to the nomal - we hate Norwich and we hate Norwich)

"we've won Europe and the fa cup,
we'll go down and we'll go up,
whatever happens we don't give a fck,
we are the Norwich haters...."
[Post edited 25 Jan 2019 14:08]

We’ll be good again... one day
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:05 - Jan 25 with 5757 views26_Paz

I expect Paul Lambert is a blue, he hates Norwich to be given quite the airing ...

The Paz Man

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 13:56 - Jan 25 by Withnail

Has your therapist told you to prepare yourself? Probably a good idea tbh.

I hear that nodge are offering safe spaces this season.


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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:07 - Jan 25 with 5744 views26_Paz

I was fortunate enough to attend the Old Firm Derby in December. When the Celtic players got into a huddle just before kick off Rangers fans started singing 'that's not a huddle that's a p**dophile ring' to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'. Inspired stuff.

The Paz Man

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:10 - Jan 25 with 5717 viewsReuser_is_God

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:02 - Jan 25 by textbackup

90 mins of "PLBA" would be nice.... but the fast version that we used to do for burley.
"lamberts, barmy army
lamberts, barmy army"
(itfcforever, we know it should be blue and white in most cases, you don't need to point this out, again)


or, and I heard this on "they think its all over" yeeeeears ago, just changed the words....

(to the nomal - we hate Norwich and we hate Norwich)

"we've won Europe and the fa cup,
we'll go down and we'll go up,
whatever happens we don't give a fck,
we are the Norwich haters...."
[Post edited 25 Jan 2019 14:08]


Decent.

Evans out
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:07 - Jan 25 by 26_Paz

I was fortunate enough to attend the Old Firm Derby in December. When the Celtic players got into a huddle just before kick off Rangers fans started singing 'that's not a huddle that's a p**dophile ring' to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'. Inspired stuff.


Yellow Submarine is such a good song to get a chant going to, quick, easy, catchy.... needs to come out again, its time we move on from it being TS's

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:07 - Jan 25 by 26_Paz

I was fortunate enough to attend the Old Firm Derby in December. When the Celtic players got into a huddle just before kick off Rangers fans started singing 'that's not a huddle that's a p**dophile ring' to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'. Inspired stuff.


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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:11 - Jan 25 with 5700 viewsm14_blue

on 14:07 - Jan 25 by _



There’s some seriously weird people on here.
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:12 - Jan 25 with 5694 views26_Paz

on 14:11 - Jan 25 by _



I thought it was pretty funny

The Paz Man

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:13 - Jan 25 with 5693 viewstextbackup

tell you what else I've been singing as I dog walk of late.....

"ive just brought a shot gun,
sitting in the hot sun,
shooting all the cnts wearing yellow and green"

as per mateys song (George ezra)

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:14 - Jan 25 with 5680 viewsartsbossbeard

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:11 - Jan 25 by m14_blue

There’s some seriously weird people on here.


I've got 2x pm's from him directly after getting snitched on to Phil by GB this week.

I've no idea what they're about and have no interest in opening as I've never had a conversation with him/her on here. Weird indeed.

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:14 - Jan 25 by artsbossbeard

I've got 2x pm's from him directly after getting snitched on to Phil by GB this week.

I've no idea what they're about and have no interest in opening as I've never had a conversation with him/her on here. Weird indeed.


Bonkers
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:18 - Jan 25 with 5641 viewsKieran_Knows

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:10 - Jan 25 by Reuser_is_God

Decent.


Try get this going buh.

Lambert had a dream by maccyd9 18 Jan 2019 13:17
To save our football team
He hates the scum so we made him one of our own
He signed a left back
And 5 in attack
We're Ipswich Town and
We're on our way back

COYB


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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:12 - Jan 25 by 26_Paz

I thought it was pretty funny


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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:20 - Jan 25 with 5633 viewsWithnail

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:14 - Jan 25 by artsbossbeard

I've got 2x pm's from him directly after getting snitched on to Phil by GB this week.

I've no idea what they're about and have no interest in opening as I've never had a conversation with him/her on here. Weird indeed.


Thought you liked a bit of bantz, non?

I only sent you 1 PM. I was reaching out to you.
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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:21 - Jan 25 with 5621 viewsBluefish

Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:10 - Jan 25 by textbackup

Yellow Submarine is such a good song to get a chant going to, quick, easy, catchy.... needs to come out again, its time we move on from it being TS's


In the town where I was born
Lived a team who play in blue
And they won the FA cup,
And the league in 62
So we sailed around Europe
Till we won the UEFA cup
And we rule East Anglia
All the way from Portman Road

We all love the team in blue and white
The team in blue and white , the team in blue and white
We all love the team in blue and white
The team in blue and white , the team in blue and white

And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
And the band begins to play

We all love the team in blue and white
The team in blue and white , the team in blue and white
We all love the team in blue and white
The team in blue and white , the team in blue and white


Build on that and see if you can make it work

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Norwich away chants - retort edition on 14:14 - Jan 25 by artsbossbeard

I've got 2x pm's from him directly after getting snitched on to Phil by GB this week.

I've no idea what they're about and have no interest in opening as I've never had a conversation with him/her on here. Weird indeed.


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