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TWTD chants 19:53 - Jan 6 with 2764 viewsmonytowbray

Depressing as football is, shall we lighten the mood? Give a TWTD user a song.

Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs.

DOLLY DOLLY DOLLY DOLLY! HE SELLS US HARIBOOOOO.

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TWTD chants on 19:59 - Jan 6 with 2743 viewsgtsb1966

When the saints go marching in by Louis Armstrong.

Oh Gerry, from Sudbury, oh Gerry from Sudbury
He's full of shiitt, shiitt and more shiitt
Oh Gerry from Sudbury.

Me.
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TWTD chants on 20:04 - Jan 6 with 2718 viewsmonytowbray

TWTD chants on 19:59 - Jan 6 by gtsb1966

When the saints go marching in by Louis Armstrong.

Oh Gerry, from Sudbury, oh Gerry from Sudbury
He's full of shiitt, shiitt and more shiitt
Oh Gerry from Sudbury.

Me.


I’ve always fancied Town Called Malice by The Jam if I had of magically made it pro.

Hanging out all their defenders on the line to dry,
It's enough to make you start believing when goals come fast and furious,
He’s a man called Callis, yeah-eh-aaah.

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TWTD chants on 21:21 - Jan 6 with 2645 viewsWarkystache

TWTD chants on 20:04 - Jan 6 by monytowbray

I’ve always fancied Town Called Malice by The Jam if I had of magically made it pro.

Hanging out all their defenders on the line to dry,
It's enough to make you start believing when goals come fast and furious,
He’s a man called Callis, yeah-eh-aaah.


Song: Living next door to Alice by Smokie

Oh I don't know what he's saying
Or where this is gonna go
I guess he's got his reasons
But I just don't wanna know
Cos for twenty four hours
I've been reading strange posts by Callis
(Callis? Who the f*ck is Callis?)

Love you D!!!

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TWTD chants on 23:25 - Jan 6 with 2546 viewsmonytowbray

Who the f*ck downvotes this post? Meat eating scum I’d assume :O

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TWTD chants on 23:25 - Jan 6 by monytowbray

Who the f*ck downvotes this post? Meat eating scum I’d assume :O


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TWTD chants on 23:30 - Jan 6 with 2519 viewsmonytowbray

on 23:26 - Jan 6 by _



Libero, oh oh. Libero, oh oh. He just gave us some songs, he eats ground up cow dongs.

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TWTD chants on 23:31 - Jan 6 with 2519 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

For Callis:

Callis wherever you may be
I don’t want to be a damn veggie
Like me steak well done, plus I love beef
Stop tryna force on me your plant beliefs

For J2:

Your eggs look like sh1t
Your eggs look like sh*****t
J2Blue
Your eggs look like sh1t

For me:

Who’s that poster there from Romford
Who’s that poster you adore?
Cos he’s got a wicked boat and he wears an Ipswich coat
And he doesn’t care he watches Geordie Shore





*Drops da mic*

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TWTD chants on 23:31 - Jan 6 by The_Romford_Blue

For Callis:

Callis wherever you may be
I don’t want to be a damn veggie
Like me steak well done, plus I love beef
Stop tryna force on me your plant beliefs

For J2:

Your eggs look like sh1t
Your eggs look like sh*****t
J2Blue
Your eggs look like sh1t

For me:

Who’s that poster there from Romford
Who’s that poster you adore?
Cos he’s got a wicked boat and he wears an Ipswich coat
And he doesn’t care he watches Geordie Shore





*Drops da mic*


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TWTD chants on 23:36 - Jan 6 with 2503 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

on 23:34 - Jan 6 by _



Boat = Boat Race

Boat Race = Face

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TWTD chants on 23:36 - Jan 6 by The_Romford_Blue

Boat = Boat Race

Boat Race = Face


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TWTD chants on 23:39 - Jan 6 with 2485 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

on 23:37 - Jan 6 by _



I needed something for the third line


Edit - It’s Cockney rhyming slang
[Post edited 6 Jan 2018 23:51]

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TWTD chants on 23:56 - Jan 6 with 2462 viewsStenvict

TWTD chants on 23:31 - Jan 6 by The_Romford_Blue

For Callis:

Callis wherever you may be
I don’t want to be a damn veggie
Like me steak well done, plus I love beef
Stop tryna force on me your plant beliefs

For J2:

Your eggs look like sh1t
Your eggs look like sh*****t
J2Blue
Your eggs look like sh1t

For me:

Who’s that poster there from Romford
Who’s that poster you adore?
Cos he’s got a wicked boat and he wears an Ipswich coat
And he doesn’t care he watches Geordie Shore





*Drops da mic*


You like your steak well done?

Leave and never come back.

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TWTD chants on 01:57 - Jan 7 with 2408 viewsmonytowbray

TWTD chants on 23:56 - Jan 6 by Stenvict

You like your steak well done?

Leave and never come back.


Well done offends me. If you’re gonna kill and eat it at least pay the cow the respect it deserves.

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TWTD chants on 02:11 - Jan 7 with 2401 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

TWTD chants on 01:57 - Jan 7 by monytowbray

Well done offends me. If you’re gonna kill and eat it at least pay the cow the respect it deserves.


Prefer seeing a bit of blood on your steak do ya Callis? Cheeky

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TWTD chants on 02:13 - Jan 7 with 2397 viewsmonytowbray

TWTD chants on 02:11 - Jan 7 by The_Romford_Blue

Prefer seeing a bit of blood on your steak do ya Callis? Cheeky


When I ate it, yes. It’s not actually blood either ;)

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TWTD chants on 02:41 - Jan 7 with 2379 viewsclive_baker

I’ve got one for Yoda.

‘Champions of England, you’ll never sing that. You’ll never sing that, you’ll never sing thaaaat, CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND, you’ll never sing that’.

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TWTD chants on 03:24 - Jan 7 with 2366 viewsThe_Romford_Blue

TWTD chants on 02:41 - Jan 7 by clive_baker

I’ve got one for Yoda.

‘Champions of England, you’ll never sing that. You’ll never sing that, you’ll never sing thaaaat, CHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND, you’ll never sing that’.


That’s funny because I believe 12th Man was going to sing that to the rest of us.

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