Strangest thing happened today 16:23 - May 13 with 6361 views | Lord_Lucan | You might not find it funny and I don't really know why I'm posting it but I think I'm going mad. I was driving home earlier (back from the doctors funnily enough) and I had a craving for some liver for dinner. I was going down Woodbridge Rd so I pulled up outside Micklesons the butchers. On entering they asked what I wanted and I rubbed my hands and said that I really fancied some liver so they weighed it all out and off I went. Anyhoo - I just went to get it out of the fridge and it wasn't there, I searched high and low but to no avail so I phoned Micklesons and asked if I had left my liver. They advised me that I dropped it outside but he wasn't making much sense so I repeated "Have you got my liver". "Yes" he said so I got my car keys and just as I was about to go out the door the Mrs yelled that she found my liver, it was behind a box of cokes. So I phoned Micklesons back and some bod answered the phone and I said "Did I just speak with you about my liver"? "No" he said but I'll pass you over and I heard him say "It's that bloke again about his liver". I explained that I had found said liver so it turns out some other poor bügger dropped his and will be disappointed tonight. Madness I tell ya. | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 20:13 - May 13 with 2323 views | chicoazul |
Strangest thing happened today on 18:37 - May 13 by footers | No bacon, no onions, nada- just straight up liver |
As we have known for many years now, LL simply does not fck about. He wants liver, he goes and buys some and after hiding it, eats it. | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 20:27 - May 13 with 2299 views | stickymockwell | You missed the perfect opportunity to ask if they could deliver ya liver | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:01 - May 13 with 2254 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Strangest thing happened today on 20:27 - May 13 by stickymockwell | You missed the perfect opportunity to ask if they could deliver ya liver |
...in a flivver... | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:08 - May 13 with 2236 views | north_stand77 | I feel sick. All that blood That's me being sick. | | | |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:08 - May 13 with 2236 views | WeWereZombies |
Strangest thing happened today on 20:27 - May 13 by stickymockwell | You missed the perfect opportunity to ask if they could deliver ya liver |
And a pair of headphones as well on one of those little display things, y'know... Stand and ya liver... | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:23 - May 13 with 2217 views | BackToRussia |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:08 - May 13 by north_stand77 | I feel sick. All that blood That's me being sick. |
Do you puke when insects bite you | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:24 - May 13 with 2216 views | GeoffSentence |
Strangest thing happened today on 20:01 - May 13 by jeera | Good story but doesn't quite match. One of the parrots needed to be dropped outside the pet shop, got home, couldn't find the thing, call pet shop, go to collect but spot the bird sitting on top of the fridge clutching your car keys the whole time etc. I remember a mate at work desperately trying to convince a room full of us that he'd spotted an American Bald Eagle sitting in a field near Garboldisham one afternoon. Of course no one was having it. Turned out later that evening on the local news that one had escaped from one of the sanctuaries in the area earlier that day. |
Sane key components, two people mislay the same sort of parrot at the same time, mayhem ensues. | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:33 - May 13 with 2196 views | SWGF | Isn't it a "thing" that if you leave a slab of liver on a plate in the fridge, overnight, next to a glass of milk, the liver will wrap itself around the glass? I might have made this up. | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:34 - May 13 with 2192 views | north_stand77 |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:23 - May 13 by BackToRussia | Do you puke when insects bite you |
They were invented to eat raw blood. I definitely wasn't! | | | |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:38 - May 13 with 2177 views | north_stand77 |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:33 - May 13 by SWGF | Isn't it a "thing" that if you leave a slab of liver on a plate in the fridge, overnight, next to a glass of milk, the liver will wrap itself around the glass? I might have made this up. |
That sounds like the stuff of nightmares! | | | |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:38 - May 13 with 2175 views | BackToRussia |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:34 - May 13 by north_stand77 | They were invented to eat raw blood. I definitely wasn't! |
How do you know? also lol at "invented" [Post edited 13 May 2019 21:39]
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Strangest thing happened today on 21:44 - May 13 with 2160 views | north_stand77 |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:38 - May 13 by BackToRussia | How do you know? also lol at "invented" [Post edited 13 May 2019 21:39]
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I was joking....I don't have a problem with mosquitos biting other than it irritates. BUT the pictures of the liver (before and after consumption) turn my stomach. | | | |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:47 - May 13 with 2153 views | Lord_Lucan |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:38 - May 13 by BackToRussia | How do you know? also lol at "invented" [Post edited 13 May 2019 21:39]
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Oi BTR I posted something for you the other day but I'm not sure you saw it. I had just stumbled upon a documentary on Neil Young called Neil Youngs Music Box, it was very good. Not sure if you've seen it, I think it was on Amazon. | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 22:00 - May 13 with 2136 views | Nthsuffolkblue | 3 things to get from this story: If you are quick enough in the morning you can get some free liver from Mickelson's in Woodbridge Rd and a free £150 worth of Boss headphones from Ross T's. (You may have some trouble if the rightful owners have already beaten you to it though.) Second, Lucan, this may be likely to be happening to you more frequently now you are clearly reaching a certain age. The was a third thing, but I guess I must be a similar age to Lucan (but not old enough yet to like liver). | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 22:26 - May 13 with 2105 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
Strangest thing happened today on 18:31 - May 13 by Lord_Lucan | Apologies for crappy tray. Yum yum Chico, you should try it. |
You may have cut your gums! | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 09:45 - May 14 with 2015 views | Coastalblue | So did LL drop his liver, or did his liver see the pub over the road and make a break for it? | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 10:20 - May 14 with 1996 views | GeoffSentence |
Strangest thing happened today on 18:37 - May 13 by footers | No bacon, no onions, nada- just straight up liver |
Chianti? Fava beans? | |
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Strangest thing happened today on 19:08 - May 14 with 1924 views | BackToRussia |
Strangest thing happened today on 21:47 - May 13 by Lord_Lucan | Oi BTR I posted something for you the other day but I'm not sure you saw it. I had just stumbled upon a documentary on Neil Young called Neil Youngs Music Box, it was very good. Not sure if you've seen it, I think it was on Amazon. |
Yes I saw that, thanks for thinking of me. Will have a look tonight! | |
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