| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity 13:35 - Oct 16 with 7626 views | artsbossbeard |
There will come a day soon when the Earth's resources are spent and whilst we search out a planet that supports human life, which 5x types would you wipe out of existence to delay the inevitable for an extra 6 months or so?
Warning: I've put far too much thought into this whilst on a conference call just now.
1. Anybody who is part of or who listens to Talksport.
2. Anybody who works in Events, Marketing, Public Relations or Human Resources. Never in the history of humanity has it taken so many people to accomplish so little.
3. Anyone who throw beer around whilst watching sporting events.
4. Anyone who walk along the road/pavement watching/reading something on their phone oblivious to others.
5. Anyone with 'Agent' in their job title eg Estate, Recruitment and/or Football
Who'd make your list?
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 00:03 - Oct 17 with 1672 views | WeWereZombies |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 23:36 - Oct 16 by Ewan_Oozami |
Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, "Play For Today", Clive Jenkins, Roy Jenkins, etc, etc |
Ah, now, I think this is where the thread might have to go e a bit Nazi
My five:
1 Packaging manufacturers
2 Devisors of 'loyalty' schemes
3 Cold callers
4 Lager drinkers
5 People who talk too fast |  |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 00:11 - Oct 17 with 1666 views | britbiker |
German car drivers. (Oh crap ive just bought one)
Range rover owners who only drive in the town.
People who comment on forums who only post to wind others up rather than posting genuine beliefs.
Hunters who enjoy shooting animals that they have not intention of eating or are not genuine pest control. . Does blowing a birds brains out from 100 years with a large gun really make you feel superior or give you a boner? |  | | |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:03 - Oct 17 with 1612 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
1.People supporting the march of the robots by using self service checkouts.
2.Anybody who isn't a Luddite!
3.People who believe in God......they will obviously be ok and we really need the space!
4.Speculators
5.The 'best of the best' (usually privately educated and network with similar) [Post edited 17 Oct 2018 7:21]
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:30 - Oct 17 with 1586 views | Sarge |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:03 - Oct 17 by BanksterDebtSlave |
1.People supporting the march of the robots by using self service checkouts.
2.Anybody who isn't a Luddite!
3.People who believe in God......they will obviously be ok and we really need the space!
4.Speculators
5.The 'best of the best' (usually privately educated and network with similar) [Post edited 17 Oct 2018 7:21]
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Sainsbury’s where I live shuts the self service after 7pm and opens only two or three checkouts. It took me forever to get out of there yesterday. |  | | |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:34 - Oct 17 with 1578 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:30 - Oct 17 by Sarge |
Sainsbury’s where I live shuts the self service after 7pm and opens only two or three checkouts. It took me forever to get out of there yesterday. |
Because they sacked loads of staff once they got enough people to use self service checkouts! | |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:39 - Oct 17 with 1578 views | Coastalblue |
Cyclists wearing headphones
Anybody who ever posted a picture of their dinner on social media
Anybody who has appeared in reality TV
Clive Thomas and all his descendants |  |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:55 - Oct 17 with 1569 views | jeera |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:30 - Oct 17 by Sarge |
Sainsbury’s where I live shuts the self service after 7pm and opens only two or three checkouts. It took me forever to get out of there yesterday. |
You should live in a nicer area.
Ours just has an honestly box. |  |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:06 - Oct 17 with 1545 views | Keno |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:55 - Oct 17 by jeera |
You should live in a nicer area.
Ours just has an honestly box. |
Where I live there just give people the food |  |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:08 - Oct 17 with 1536 views | jeera |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:06 - Oct 17 by Keno |
Where I live there just give people the food |
That's not Sainsburys buddy. | |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity (n/t) on 08:12 - Oct 17 with 1525 views | Keno |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:08 - Oct 17 by jeera |
That's not Sainsburys buddy. |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:16 - Oct 17 with 1522 views | WeWereZombies |
6. TV and radio reporters who do not quantify what they are reporting on and try to get away with describing things as 'huge' or 'hugely important', should be made to say it in the broadest Suffolk accent and as if they are on their fifth pint - 'ats hooooooge, buh. | |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:16 - Oct 17 with 1516 views | Josebadleg |
Journos who embed tweets from random people on twitter- I really don't give a flying one about what Karen from Dundee thinks.
Anyone who suggests a team building exercise/day
My Mrs [Post edited 17 Oct 2018 8:25]
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:19 - Oct 17 with 1508 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:06 - Oct 17 by Keno |
Where I live there just give people the food |
You live in a food bank? | |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:22 - Oct 17 with 1501 views | DanTheMan |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:16 - Oct 17 by Josebadleg |
Journos who embed tweets from random people on twitter- I really don't give a flying one about what Karen from Dundee thinks.
Anyone who suggests a team building exercise/day
My Mrs [Post edited 17 Oct 2018 8:25]
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"Journos who embed tweets from random people on twitter- I really don't give a flying one about what Karen from Dundee thinks. "
But then how would they peddle minor outrage? |  |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:37 - Oct 17 with 1475 views | gordon |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 07:03 - Oct 17 by BanksterDebtSlave |
1.People supporting the march of the robots by using self service checkouts.
2.Anybody who isn't a Luddite!
3.People who believe in God......they will obviously be ok and we really need the space!
4.Speculators
5.The 'best of the best' (usually privately educated and network with similar) [Post edited 17 Oct 2018 7:21]
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78. People who don't realise that the robots will emancipate the human race. |  | | |
| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 08:55 - Oct 17 with 1459 views | itfcjoe |
Just anyone who is rude, or slow/inefficient at basic tasks.
And cyclists and militant vegans/atheists/lefties |  |
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| 5x types to cull in an attempt to save humanity on 09:08 - Oct 17 with 1440 views | Leaky |
People who stop at a service station fill up with fuel pay for it then sit down in Costa's or Subway for half an hour with there car still parked by the pump |  | | |
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