Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum
Reply
Oreo biscuits
at 15:19 20 Sep 2019

It's fine, it's fine. Good way to judge a man's tastes, the subtle pleasures of the Rich Tea.

Like the difference between the sophisticated brogue and a pair of hi-tec trainers.
Forum
Reply
Oreo biscuits
at 15:13 20 Sep 2019

You couldn't be more wrong.
Forum
Reply
Well done to the Blue Passports and No Foreigners party...
at 13:41 20 Sep 2019

Thankfully pickles is gone and didn't believe the stuff he wrote.

No need to thank the LeftyBumFest for kerb stomping him :)
Forum
Reply
Lots of nippers going past the office on the way to the climate protest
at 13:39 20 Sep 2019

Great to see so many people on the various climate strikes today! Well done to them, and shame on the politicians who've dragged their heels on the issue, or been swayed by polluters to deny the obvious.

Anyway, I'm off to burn a few tyres to celebrate :)
Forum
Reply
What's the worst you've fecked up on an email?
at 12:11 20 Sep 2019

Forum
Reply
What's the worst you've fecked up on an email?
at 12:06 20 Sep 2019

He's only allowed to use the tin opener after what happened last time. How the hell do you cut yourself with a ladle anyway?

P.S. In a perverse way I've always wanted to buy a tin of those burgers in gravy, but good sense and embarrassment has prevented me thus far. Has anyone tried them?
[Post edited 20 Sep 12:07]
Forum
Reply
I got told off yesterday.
at 11:51 20 Sep 2019

Oh I dunno. I remember young Rommers saying that Friends ended too soon and that another couple of series would have been great.

Not sure where to begin with that.
Forum
Reply
I got told off yesterday.
at 11:39 20 Sep 2019

You have warned me about tangling with her before, buh! Although having heard that Ipswich's only vasectomy clinic is due to close, I may have no other choice!

Forum
Reply
What's the worst you've fecked up on an email?
at 11:34 20 Sep 2019

Forum
Reply
What's the worst you've fecked up on an email?
at 11:28 20 Sep 2019

Oh great. Get that yank idiot in accounts and everything will be $15.99 plus VAT har har har. Hilarious.

And Bentley project going well. I've got myself a Peugeot Partner and a dozen smooth-skinned Arab chaps, practically hairless from the chin down.

Thursday sounds good. I look forward to it.

Yours,

F
Forum
Reply
I got told off yesterday.
at 11:25 20 Sep 2019

Anyone who puts the milk in first is an idiot. You have less control over the eventual outcome and it's a very Hyacinth Bucket thing to do.
Forum
Reply
What's the worst you've fecked up on an email?
at 11:13 20 Sep 2019

Dear wkj,

That sounds a little too cold for my tastes. Let's pencil in a stand-up and imagineer actionable next steps.

Best regards,

footers
Forum
Reply
What did PL say on Norwood?
at 10:48 20 Sep 2019

At Go Ape of all places.
Forum
Reply
Well done to the blue Passports and No Foreigners party...
at 09:56 20 Sep 2019

If it was for Bob, they'd have stood up, then sat down again, then stood up, and so on.
Forum
Reply
Well done to the blue Passports and No Foreigners party...
at 09:55 20 Sep 2019

Surely a competent Foreign Secretary could negotiate her release?
Forum
Reply
KVY
at 09:36 20 Sep 2019

Real men use Fry Light.
Forum
Reply
(No subject)
at 08:21 20 Sep 2019

Criticism for what exactly? What did he do wrong in your eyes?
Forum
Reply
Anyone else seen this Alexei Sayle video promoting Corbyn?
at 20:37 19 Sep 2019

You're a Londoner and had an actual choice between Town and that lot, and you chose that lot?!

Jesus.

I'm sorry, but glad you're here in penitence.
Forum
Reply
Anyone else seen this Alexei Sayle video promoting Corbyn?
at 20:09 19 Sep 2019

Enjoy your Horlicks x
Forum
Reply
Anyone else seen this Alexei Sayle video promoting Corbyn?
at 20:06 19 Sep 2019

I was speaking figuratively, as I'm shure wiv your Oxbridge brain you realised ;)

Oh ok then.

Maybe you should stop getting hysterical about it. Post after post on Corbz and Labour- just let it happen :)
Please log in to use all the site's facilities

footers


Site Scores

Forum Votes: 5479
Comment Votes: 10
Prediction League: 0
TOTAL: 5489
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© TWTD 1995-2019