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Ouch!
at 17:45 20 Jan 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51179661

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Just watched Liverpool v Manure highlights
at 20:38 19 Jan 2020



I wonder if FA will have the gonads to charge United with failing to keep their players under control? From 02:58 they gang up and body check the ref. I know the harassing of the ref was perfected under Fergie even that was verbals but with some space between them and ref, Manure players are right in his face... ungentlemanly conduct [remember that?] at the very least.

Even though it went to VAR I honestly don't think VVD fouls the keeper, aerial challenge and although DDG gets both hands to the ball he hasn't actually taken control of it.

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Train ticket for Brizzle purchased
at 21:36 15 Jan 2020

£24 Paddington to BTM

Hope I can get a match ticket, it is still Eastville isn't it?

One of my top 10 away days. Jan 85 FA Cup. 2-1win Dozzy and Brennan.. I think
First mini bus away day
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Clegg's Fault?
at 18:36 13 Jan 2020

https://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/portman-road-potholes-in-ipswich-1-6462697

I wonder if these post holes near the ground are where Police horses have defecated? Acidic poo / wee etc.?

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Interesting article about Aguero
at 17:00 13 Jan 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51086853

Completely different player in training to matches...

Sometimes when a new player arrives at your club, you see him in action with your own eyes and just think 'wow'.

That was happening a lot at City at the time, because of the kind of big signings we were making that were transforming the club, but it was not the case with Sergio. When I first saw him, I didn't actually think he was that good.

We had spent a lot of money on him - around £35m - and he had arrived with a big reputation, but in those first few sessions he did not look particularly special.

It is not as if I was expecting him to be dribbling past four or five players or anything, but I was marking him a lot of the time and he did not really do anything at all.

He looked lethargic and was actually quite lazy if I am being totally honest. I was wondering what all the hype was about.

I did not realise just how good he really was until he played his first game for us. He came alive in matches, and everything about him was different.
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Audi promo on Guardian website
at 12:45 13 Jan 2020

Star of the youtube video on this page is one of my Chauffeurs, shame they had to taint it by using parent company name rather than ours... hey ho

https://www.theguardian.com/provoking-progress/2019/dec/18/happy-fleet-could-ele
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See who Man City are getting rogered by tonight?
at 20:31 8 Jan 2020

Should we have kept him?
[Post edited 8 Jan 20:31]
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Longest away day of the weekend = 10,000km
at 18:00 6 Jan 2020

see item 10, but only after reading the rest

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/c17099bb-9cc1-47b4-8548-da33cf5b9eb4
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Seems like a nice boy... err not
at 13:11 6 Jan 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50987823

As a kid there were public information films about not accepting sweets from strangers or accepting their offers of going to see puppies and kittens. Seems like the adult males of Manchester needed to be warned about accepting sweets from strangers...
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Probably posted on a day / time I didn't log in
at 17:46 3 Jan 2020

so there must be others who haven't seen it yet...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50814006
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Christmas wishes sometimes come true...
at 16:21 3 Jan 2020

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-50982708

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2020 vision
at 00:05 1 Jan 2020

HNY TWTD ers
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Kinky
at 14:10 29 Dec 2019

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50927440

On a similar theme a colleague used to tell a story about her husband, out on a stag do in Great Yarmouth, and well oiled, punched one of those metallic statues that are now common sight, but back in the early 90s were still very rare... only for the "statue" to respond with a tirade of punches.

Wonder if the Disney [& other parks'] characters ever molest the guests? I'm sure Chewbacca fondled my ex-wife in '92...
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Britain in pictures from BBC
at 13:57 28 Dec 2019

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-50808606

This one...


Aside with the cunning reference to Father Ted, that T-Shirt says "Aruba" and the placard behind - no more fossil fuels... try getting to Aruba without fossil fuels...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aruba#Economy
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Where have I heard this before....?
at 10:27 28 Dec 2019

Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta says he wants to rebuild the side's relationship with the club's fans.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50929614

"I was happy that the players went to see the fans after the game as well because we need that connection."

He added: "Slowly we need to build that back to where it was because it's going to be very powerful for us to use that."
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Crackers
at 17:33 27 Dec 2019

Why do they always break whilst being buttered?

Why does the buttered bit of crackers seem to be guided like an exocet missile at the item of clothing hardest to wash correct?
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Grim up north o'the border
at 14:18 26 Dec 2019

Berra's Jam Tarts on road to relegation

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish-premiership/table

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/50897458
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BBC's Photos of the year
at 12:24 26 Dec 2019

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-50807292

My favourite

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