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If the Tory leadership contest was a football formation... 12:10 - Jul 11 with 310 views

A good thread for a Monday morning

Centrebacks are Mordaunt - she looks like she could kick it a fucking long way - and Javid whoâ€™s built a career on covering everyone else but lacks creativity.
— Robbo Robson (@Robbo_Robson) July 11, 2022

Chishti is a problem for the opposition as no one had a fucking clue who he is. Shapps can always be substituted by another version of himself. Whatever, heâ€™s a tricky, deceptive runner with an eye for goal. Now of course everyone wants the No. 10 role but Iâ€™ve gone for Zahawi
— Robbo Robson (@Robbo_Robson) July 11, 2022

â€¦ relentless pursuit of photo opportunities. Somewhat statuesque at times. Sunak is the fox in the box, but heâ€™s mainly there cos he has the best kit.
— Robbo Robson (@Robbo_Robson) July 11, 2022

â€¦ style assaults on teammates so sheâ€™s been left on the bench. In a park. Chugging lukewarm Pinot Grigio. I think this is a strong XI though. Javid could push forward late on, donâ€™t rule out the fucking idiot Braverman playing rush goalie.
— Robbo Robson (@Robbo_Robson) July 11, 2022

The formation is a little deceptive as literally no one will be playing on the left. And thatâ€™s where the opposition should be planning to attack them. Thereâ€™s a lot of space there.
— Robbo Robson (@Robbo_Robson) July 11, 2022