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Lit a fire in a garden during the week and as I watched the smoke blow into a field became aware of a shouty man from the exact opposite direction. "What sort of stupid idiot lights a fire on a breezy Monday afternoon?" he berated. Despite wondering what the day had to do with it I shouted back (as there must have been 70m (229.69ft) "Which way is the smoke blowing, into or directly away from your garden?" "I will look at my wind gauge." came his reply. I may have called him a silly fecker.
So which one of you was it and has anyone else insulted a customer's neighbour recently.
"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."