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New / Old bed 18:51 - Apr 5 with 1593 viewsPendejo

Boring but true...

My wife & I had come to the conclusion that we needed a new mattress, as each side had indentations that fit our shapes and in between is an Andean ridge separating us. Plus the bed had been scratched by the cat and one of the drawers underneath had fallen apart. This bed was just over 10 years old [the mattress 3 years old].

Had spent the last few days in Ipswich clearing out my father's house ready to sell, so decided to take his bed... which is 37 years old and in excellent condition. It shows age by being discoloured [step mum was a smoker]... by I guess Drew Pritchard would call that "patination". Better than that it had a modular design which meant I could fit it in my saloon car [rear seats dropped]... albeit it with multiple packing / unpacking and repacking like some 3d game of Tetris.

Having just Googled it seems like this bed is a collectible


Oh, and for the record. Best night's sleep in a LONG time last night, that Andean ridge has disappeared... so good a night's sleep I overslept this morning. Luckily when I work a late shift my start time is flexible.

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New / Old bed on 18:52 - Apr 5 with 1576 viewsSpruceMoose

Looks a bit firm.

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New / Old bed on 19:32 - Apr 5 with 1512 viewsBloomBlue

You should get a matrress for that.
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New / Old bed on 19:37 - Apr 5 with 1500 viewsPendejo

New / Old bed on 19:32 - Apr 5 by BloomBlue

You should get a matrress for that.


Lady White Adder wouldn't approve of such frivolous comforts as a mattress!

I on the other hand have a nice silent night job.

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New / Old bed on 19:38 - Apr 5 with 1500 viewsBent_double

I only clicked on this thread because it wasn't about MM.

Thank-you.

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New / Old bed on 19:40 - Apr 5 with 1493 viewsPendejo

New / Old bed on 19:38 - Apr 5 by Bent_double

I only clicked on this thread because it wasn't about MM.

Thank-you.


I could blame him for the Andean Ridge between my wife and I that put paid to exciting attacking foreplay...

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New / Old bed on 19:54 - Apr 5 with 1480 viewsconnorscontract

New / Old bed on 19:40 - Apr 5 by Pendejo

I could blame him for the Andean Ridge between my wife and I that put paid to exciting attacking foreplay...


So now the ridge is gone you are able to have a "nice silent night job"?

Sounds like it's all worked out nicely for you, and good of you to keep the noise down, for the sake of the neighbours.
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New / Old bed on 01:19 - Apr 6 with 1350 viewsrapier

Looks like it is made out of milk crates, but to each his own i guess
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