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I was a funeral a few years back on the eve of an England/Australia series back for a friend Sam who was an ardent cricket fan.
The vicar leading the service was quite young and it was first funeral. As his pressed the button for the coffin to go "behind the screen" he said "And I know Sam's dyng wish is that we dont lose the Ashes'
After a moments pause there was one horrified vicar and several attendees giggly knowing that Sam would have found the Vicar embarrassment really funny